Naked Man on the Side of the Road CHECKERS EMPLOYEES SPITTING IN FOOD Terrible Work Fail… Dude Busted Having Sex with Hooker Road Rager Tries to Run Motorbike Off the Road The Dude Defending Fucking a 9 year Old Pretty Terrible Dude Fuckign a Car Bike Hits Car – Truck His Bike Student Breaks Up Fight After Teacher Gets Hit Farmer Shoots At Drone Just Groping a Tit The post Dude Getting Head in a Liquor Store and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I write about Chanel Westcoast….if you consider this writing…I mean I know it’s words, but it’s not really in any official language, we think it’s english because that’s what I speak, but I am sure it wouldn’t do very well in an English class, maybe the third grade level, but luckily no one on the internet reads…they communicate with EMOJI and GIF…and those who do read…or who end up on this site….probably have a third grade level of reading aptitude…so luckily…we’re in this together… So…I “write” about Chanel Westcoast…but don’t really know her, or what she does, or what she’s about, or if she’s got any real success as a rapper, or if she’s sold any albums or if she makes money….but I do know that she does post some racy, slutty, a little too KArdashian inspired pics for my liking to social media…because people like to emulate trends and what works, rather then trying to define their own trends…it’s the American cookie cutter, do what people are comfortable school of branding…and as a pervert, into girls in bikinis taking shameless pics of themselves because no one else cares enough to…I approve of whatever message she’s trying to send on her social media, not that I read any of the captions, people don’t read anymore…GIFS and EMOJIS….and NOODZ….only. TO FOLLOW CHANEL WESTCOAST ON INSTAGRAM CLICK HERE The post Who the Fuck is Chanel Westcoast – Her Ass in a Bikini Explains…of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Maria Menounos is still in a bikini, she really wants to be looked at, celebrated, adorned…because we all know her goal wasn’t to be an Access Hollywood host for fucking ever, we all know she want to Hollywood to be a star talked about on Access Hollywood, a star that started to form because dudes forced to watch the show thanks to their middle of the road wives while eating TV dinners in the trailer park sexualized her greek anal loving ass…and she never fully hit mainstream success…but she knows all the tricks and for that…she bikini pics… I am more into her Probably unused vagina, cuz she’s greek, and greeks use assholes as their primary pussy, that she flashed us on the beach once …. The post Maria Menounos Still in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Elsa Hosk is best served naked… She’s a Swedish Candice Swanepoel replacement, working for Victoria’s Secret because Candice is on Maternity leave, starving her baby weight off her so that she can get back into being overpaid for being a hot skinny tall chick..but she’s as old as Candice, which is weird…She also launched her career as a willing to get naked model, who is a great model as far as I’m concerned….what other kind of model would you want….at least for masturbation purposes which is my only use for models… She’s been recruited by the lovely and talented ladies who produce the For Love and Lemons line, that is usually styled awesome and interestingly, but for some reason they are using the mall brand’s girls to promote their dresses, despite being known for their lingerie, in what I guess is their way of being competitive of being on the mall brand’s level…but that I see as totally backwards since when I see Elsa Hosk…all I think is the bigger, evil mall brand… Not to mention they had her smoking, which pisses me off, especially for a california brand, smoking kills…and despite hating people…and knowing that people smoke…especially models trying to suppress their appetites…it makes me sick…it smells…it’s ghetto trailer trash shit…all I see is straight up pig stripper girls when I see a cigarette busted out….if you’re gonna smoke anything…be serious about it and go for the meth, crack, free base, heroin, even weed…there are options far more gangster than supporting evil tobacco companies like idiots.. This is disgusting, Elsa Hosk isn’t naked and is overpaid to do this…giving her an ego we hate….and she’s getting too old to be excited about…fuck 27 year olds..bring me 21 year old new blood…thanks in advance For Love and Lemons The post Elsa Hosk Smoking Cigarettes for the Kids and For Love and Lemons of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Little known fact that no one cares about – but I’ll tell you about it anyway – because that’s just the kind of repetitive old man with a very boring, depressing, repetitive life, filled with a fat wife who is never full and self medicating as I go through it because it makes shit more fun…. Is that Elle Macpherson is the first model I remember actively jerking off to. I mean it could have happened before her, I didn’t lose my jerking off virginity to her, because there was jerking off pre Elle Macpherson, but I was a 18 or 19 year old and got my hands on some 25th Anniversary video of Sports Illustrated Swim – which at the time was a big deal and she was in it – her first year…all cute and fun and Australian at the peak of Australian hype….1989 motherfuckers…a lifetime, not an exciting or good lifetime for me…but a pretty decent one for her as she’s married to some billionaire and still looks like a hot Elle Macpherson….in her fucking 50s..it’s just crazy but I’d like to say I called it…not that I followed the career that closely, but just comparing this Elle shoot and over all existence to my jerking off to her… makes it pretty fucking clear….always a goddess and forever…that her comeback tour may involve bringing my Elle Macpherson targeted cumming back…we’re so in sync, and she’s Justin Timberlake… Here’s her tits in a bra being flashed or soemthing – and I think I am still in love with her… A video posted by Elle Macpherson (@ellemacphersonofficial) on Oct 19, 2016 at 11:47pm PDT The post Elle Macpherson Comeback Tour of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
People actually sent me emails mad that I didn’t post these Emmanuelle Chriqui pictures from yesterday…. I was busy…probably napping, possibly sexting, maybe even on tinder dates midday when pretending to be at a doctor’s appointment to not upset the fat wife…but I wasn’t sitting waiting to see how big Emmanuelle Chriqui and her Sephardic Jewish tits, that along with loving arab foods, are also large, like most Jewish tits I’ve met, because for some reason, Jews have big tits…I don’t know what that’s the case…but assume that’s why they call themselves “the chosen ones”…and have that ego from being “the chosen ones” that doesn’t allow for anyone not Jewish in their circle…they even have a circle themed dance to visually explain that at every wedding…a dance the non jews at the wedding can participate in…but they know you don’t belong… She’s from Canada, she’s got big tits, people like her as she pushes 40 and I like her outfit enough to stare at her tits in it, because if you’ve got any level of sex appeal in your old age, you might as well exploit it so people don’t forget…and replace you with other chosen ones…especially when your face looks like a holocaust or holocaust survival story… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post People are Mad I Didn’t Post the Emmanuelle Chriqui Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
If you’re really into seeing old, wasted up, Victoria’s Secret models on the beach taking selfies, because they realize that they need social media to survive… Her hashtag is “foreverOnVacation”….which in and of itself is fucking obnoxious, bragging about how great she is and how she beat the system, all for being “hot” according to Victoria’s Secret and the lazy american audience who shop there and believe their hype… When really she should look into her vapid self and think “What could I do with all this money I made being a fucking half naked whore, exploiting myself for a brand that exploits women and sets unrealistic ideals”…you know a little “I am fucking garbage, and have no soul, but I cashed out”…I guess those are too long for hashtags…and ForeverOnVacation has more of a fun ring to it…. Even though her vacation life is her taking selfies like a desperate 20 year old, trying to grow her social reach so that when she does quit the VS life, she’ll have a big base to sell product to. She’s an opportunist, using you…and her bikini pics aren’t even good…so fuck this shit..the most uninspiring, flimsy content ever…garbage. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post ALessandra Ambrosio Takes a Selfie on the Beach in Malibu of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Cynda Mcelvana is some LA “model”…. straight from the mean streets of Arkansas…moved to LA because that’s what you do when you’re straight from the mean streets of Arkansas….and may be freshly out of high school and already out there getting busy…despite looking really fucking young…people like that…and I like the hustle of today’s youth who understand the “be your own boss”….strategy of life… This is a shoot that brought some joy to my empty life…by photographer David Lekach who I’ve never heard of either, but who broke into some public pool, stripped her down and got her naked…and naked young girls…is more than art…it is fucking life…or should be…and could be…thanks to social media…life changing. Follow this babe on @cynda_mcelvana The post Cynda Mcelvana by David Lekach of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Girl Jerks Dude Off in a Busy Taco Restaurant Pedestrian Almost Gets Taken Out Bull Stomping of the Day Trump is a Joker… NBA Video Bomb 70 Year Old Shot Dead During a Car Jacking..What the Fuck Lifting Gate VS Drunk Guy Woman Trips and Falls into Kiddie Pool….what The Great White Shark That Broke Through the Cage The post Classy in Sacramento and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t follow American Politics, but I have watched the debates, and I’ve seen all the annoying statuses on social media for a long time…because people are so appalled by the things Donald Trump says as a loud mouth real estate monster rich guy turned politician…others are appalled by Hillary Clinton being a evil corrupt paid off puppet…because how can a public servant be so rich…30 years of public service…and she’s worth hundreds of millions of dollars….and it is safe to assume they are just in this together… But the whole thing is pretty comedic…especially Hillary’s facial expression when he calls her out for laughing awkwardly…and so is this roast from yesterday is better than he has at any of his political events…wait for the “pardon me”…. I just listened to the whole thing…it’s ruthless…people booing him…ruthless…so hated…so controversial…what a guy… Here is the less exciting Hillary Roasting Trump… The post Donald Trump Roasts Hillary Clinton at Some Al Smith Event of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
