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TITTIES on QVC of the Day

I don’t watch TV, but I like stories that involve a permanent infomercial channel that makes billions of dollars a year off people I assume are living in trailer parks and have access to a credit card to consume as much material goods they can possible consume…to feel like they are complete…or that they are contributing members of society…because why save your money, it’s not like you can bring it with you to the grave, and even if you make 10 dollars an hour, or if you’re on welfare, you deserve the luxuries of see through bras…which is the real reason I like this story…the fit model they use to sell to the masses who haven’t heard of the internet…with her massive tits…with hard nipples that are totally exposed on ddaytime TV…is fucking awesome…even if she’s chubby, she the good kind of chubby where the camera man focuses on her tits…the Kate Upton of QVC…magical… They also sell Cameltoes… The post TITTIES on QVC of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Fat Advocate Fat Chick Fat Ashley Graham Photoshopped for her Scam of the Day

Hilarious…bitch complains about being loved for being fat…and not body shamed yet she photoshops herself..what the fact is that lie..oh right…a fucking lie…because ultimately, she’s just found an angle to get known and make money. This is the most NSFW thing I’ve ever posted and I’ve posted some shit over the years…but I find nothing more disgusting…that a fat chick who thinks she’s not fat…and preaches to the rest of the world instead of getting fucking fit and stopping fucking eating bullshit food that made her fat…because it’s not genetics…it’s being a fucking slacker, so much so that you fight for fat rights for fat people who are also fucking lazy and good at making excuses to jump on board and be fat with you – or feel good about eating that extra piece of cake… Fat people shouldn’t be celebrated, unless they are doing comedy, or fetish porn. They shouldn’t be marketed as ok…it is a threat to the nation…of kids who are already getting 20% of their daily required exercise…according to a recent study…kids under 5 are getting 20% of daily exercise…so the last thing we need getting naked and trying to manipulate us into think it’s ok…is a fat bitch.. That said, I’d totally jerk off on those monster tits at 3 am when drunk…like every man she’s ever been with…who wasn’t too pussy whipped to stick around…these loud ones are hard to fight off…they just need to sit on you and you can’t really work your way out of it… The post Fat Advocate Fat Chick Fat Ashley Graham Photoshopped for her Scam of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Simpson CLunky with her Big Tits of the Day

Here’s some sturdy as fuck Jessica Simpson…all big tits…old and heavy big tits…with strong legs used to carry around the big tits…that aren’t bit tits that were lost in her million dollar Weight Watcher campaign…that took her from obese to this…billionaire clothing empire super star who can’t add 2 plus 2…but you don’t need to when you’ve got a team of people exploiting you to make as much money as they can off her…good deal…for everyone involved…even us..cuz we get to see them big ol’ tits… She looks all bow-legged like she’s ridden one too many ponies…or maybe she’s just trying not to shit herself from all the laxatives she takes to compensate for that texan BBQ emotional eating…who knows. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jessica Simpson CLunky with her Big Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Behind the Scenes with Rihanna for CR Fashion Book of the Day

Work work work work work….the best work that Rihanna has done recently is this bullshit for some scenster fashion bullshit called the CR Fashion Book…it’s some trendy trendy, high end, bullshit people are honored to be a part of…that doesn’t really matter….at all…but to pretentious fucks it does and all these idiots are pretentious fucks… And I guess it’s still Rihanna doing some slutty enough poses for Terry Richardson…this time in video – so much more fun and exciting than the pics…because videos are more exciting to jerk of to than pictures…unless you’re old and retro like me…who just jerks off to memories of the glory days…oh want to hookers eating my ass…while they are eating my ass..but they don’t count…they are hookers…not human…and here’s her behind the scenes video and the pics… The post Behind the Scenes with Rihanna for CR Fashion Book of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rita Ora’s Nipple in a See Through Top of the Day

I find Rita Ora Garbage…but the tits are ok… You can’t do a post on Rihanna without posting on her annoying shadow – who I assume Rihanna hates – because she’s trying so hard to be Rihanna…and has better tits than Rihanna – which to most men would be enough to make her more relevant and important than Rihanna but to the entertainment industry…the lack of talent and charisma and star power doesn’t even come close – or put her in the same room – unless she’s fucking the producer and other male talent – because men know and appreciate a good set of tits and don’t really care how big of a performer the tits they are cumming on are…they just care about the tits… So Rita Ora is now on TV, she’s gone from Rob Kardashian to Calvin Harris to everyone else, to PRIMETIME TV and she’s finally finding her place in the world as her own entertainer no one cares about…but she’ll always be a Rihanna hack to me…and as long as those tits are exposed…she matters…. The post Rita Ora’s Nipple in a See Through Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Homeless guy Attacks a Truck and Other Videos of the Day

Jerking Off in NYC Traffic Rapper Named Famous DEX Beating a Woman Student Fights Teacher China Genius Way to Remove WASPS Cow Kills a Man After Kicking Him…. Woman Walks Between Police Shot Gun and the “perp” Cop Talks Football to Get Suicidal Man off the Bridge Excavator Fail… The post Homeless guy Attacks a Truck and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cara Delevingne Humps RITA ORA of the DAy

Cara Delevingne is humping RITA ORA in what I assume was an event for Fashion week where the wild and crazy British girls who probably used to party together – were celebrating how they tricked America into thinking they matter enough…or more than Americans…casting them in their movies, or their TV shows, when really they are both fucking useless idiots.. This is the victory dance…and I wish it had more strap on, something we all know Cara likes – it’s a rich kid, lost, trying to find herself in the rich kid world thing…and something Rita Ora is down to participate in – if it affords her or allows her new opportunities to be the next Rihanna – a dream clearly fading…fast…but yet she still exists… Cara was at London Fashion Week because she’s British…and a “model”…in Hollywood movies…and she wore this titty outfit…where her face looked tired and old…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE And Rita Ora wore a bra…because of course she was…. The post Cara Delevingne Humps RITA ORA of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gigi Hadid Eating Burgers of the Day

Here’s Gigi Hadid in the worst photoshot she’s probably ever done and funny enough it’s by the son of a huge Sports Illustrated photographer, probably one of the most iconic Sports Illustrated photographers, who was in with the bikini models back when it mattered, back when it counted, in a pre-internet era where he needed to take pics on actual camera…and not with an iphone…and the bikini pic was coveted for masturbation purposes because every whore and her mother wasn’t posting up nudes and half nudes all day… That said, you’d think he’d take some of dad’s advice, or maybe bring dad on the shoot to make it good. He had the hottest model of our time,…not really but in hype not in looks…but she still looks good…and he got her half naked…doing a more documentary approach from eating burgers like a vegan….to whatever the fuck else she’s doing I stopped looking at the pics they were so bad…boring…uninspired… It’s like call that birthright lifeline…”dad, I’m on a shoot, how do I take a pic of a girl that real men want to jerk off to, I am only here because of you, can you hop in an uber and meet me…”…before being told he is busy…reminding said photographer of all the little league games dad missed out on because he was traveling the world with young babes he fucked behind mom’s back…leading to him throwing a tantrum, as spoiled brats do…something that probably made GIGI feel at home because she is also a product of more successful parents…leading to really BORING pics…of a half naked… The post Gigi Hadid Eating Burgers of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kristen Bell Bathing Suit Pic from Afar of the Day

Kristen Bell was cast to act in a viral video that I assume went viral because even I wrote about it…released by huffington post…who probably paid her more than they paid the other actresses…because pay inequality happens between women apparently… I guess she’s on some mission to come across as a fighter of women’s rights, maybe that’s why she did the video…or maybe she wants to seem relatable and not a celebrity who gets paid far too much for what she considers “work”…thanks so some solid scam her and her husband DAX pulled off. They love talking about their 200 dollar wedding, like that is reflective of anything they do in their life…from staff, to maids, to stupid rich person houses…but sure..they are just like you… She’s gone so far to prove that she’s just a middle aged yabo from the fucking suburbs by posing in her bathing suit from a mile away…paddleboarding…the whitest female in her 30s thing to do…maybe she even did some YOGA poses on the shit…in what looks like a white trash lake…because she’s so down to earth… The good news is that I know her fans are able to jerk off to this, which is less a sign of how thirsty she is and more a sign of how thirsty you fucking weirdo perverts are…she was Veronica Mars…you liked that…I get it…still weird. The post Kristen Bell Bathing Suit Pic from Afar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lady Gaga See Through Outfit of the DAy

Lady Gaga is promoting a horrible cash grab song – and I guess new album – because she has the media and all her lame minions in the palm of her had. I was riding an uber a few weeks ago – because I am trendy as fuck…obviously…and rich as fuck…that I can afford my own discounted taxi driver…who happened to be an obese woman…all excited about Lady Gaga, convinced Gaga was an artist and brilliant and not just someone who understands how to manipulate obese people into thinking she’s an artist…all by acting weird, calling her fans monsters, doing all that bullshit…and at that moment I understood GAGA’s career projectile (vomit)….. It’s prey on the weak…seem like you care…make them relate because they see a busted face and know she’s not hot…and steal their fucking money…and repeat until the world has had enough….and when the world has had enough show more of your tits – because the world likes tits…despite pretending to be feminist, and empowered, using basic tactics of the same beer commercial they’d protest and call misogynist… MISOGYNISTS towards themselves…women…so crazy… The post Lady Gaga See Through Outfit of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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