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Woman Walking Around New York with Tits Out And Other Videos of the Day

Masturbating on the Bike Girl Throws Hot Pot at the Restaurant Man Washing Veg in the Sewer Weird Way to Make Dog Run Penis Worms to Throw Up To Homeless Man of the Day The post Woman Walking Around New York with Tits Out And Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Shanina Shaik Ass in Bikinis of the Day

Shanina Shaik is Australian…but her genetic breakdown, because you’re a racist and can’t look at a bitch for the level of elegance and sophistication and beauty she is…is a Lithuanian, Paki and Saudi…. Her vagina breakdown is Tyson Beckford and probably a lot of other people, who was up in it…and possibly the reason she exists as a model, but who knows or cares….because she’s instagram modeling…booty posing like a low hanging fruit seeking slut…and I love that in a woman trying to make it in the world…I love that talent and everything else is thrown out the window and it all boils down to how round the booty is.. We are moving in the right direction as a people… The post Shanina Shaik Ass in Bikinis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nadja Bender by Isa Jacob of the Day

Her name is Nadja Bender – she is on INSTAGRAM where she does the majority of her work, with daily pictures of her face and her life, and 76,000 people, have passively followed her for the tits or in hopes of the tits, tits she constantly posts, because it’s the only modeling work she’s done over the years…..and that is assuming they aren’t paid followers, as these people do, because no one knows who Nadja Bender is…I DON’T KNOW WHO NADJA BENDER IS….maybe the name of her memoir should be “who is Nadja Bender”….but I do know I appreciate her, because she gets naked, and naked makes me care..enough…to notice…and I guess that’s what her, and really all these young models are trying to pull off…get naked, get work, people talk because men are pathetic little perverts who are easy to manipulate… Yes, all these young models trying to pull off the EMILY RATAJKOWSKI SCAM are interchangeable…but this Bender is special…because they are the tits I’m staring at now..and I have little to no attention span so I take the tits in my face..let’s go on a bender with Bender…until our penises collectively fall off and society rejoices because we can’t reproduce….which is ok..because the only thing I want to reproduce inside is this hot model pussy….even though model pussy is usually hot from the rich guy herpes they got thinking it was a big break…and not just hot to look at…proceed with caution.. The post Nadja Bender by Isa Jacob of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Stella Maxwell and Barbara Palvin Swimming Naked of the Day

Stella Maxwell and Barbara Palvin are best friends ever..you know two young models who aren’t the kids of rich fame whore reality stars or hollywood actors…trying to make it in America… You know two Europeans, riding off their US work visa, attending all the great events, because they both work for Victoria’s Secret, in fact Barbara Palvin is the reason Stella Maxwell even got on the Victoria’s Secret radar, and their hipster socializing, is the reason why Stella Maxwell was able to friend Miley, and pretend to date Miley, and french kiss Miley as Miley fingered her, for the paparazzi, in something that would have broken the internet a decade ago, but that we’re all too desensitized to give a fuck about now, but still makes her more hireable.. Doesn’t matter, they are tit-on-tit-ing…and that’s erotica, if you like toplessness and nipple kisses… Subtle lesbianism, like two college girls making out for male attention…even if they aren’t into fucking girls, when they probably are, because it’s 2015…who the fuck isn’t…I’d just prefer the scissoring / strap on sex, to girls being girls nonsense… The post Stella Maxwell and Barbara Palvin Swimming Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Casey Batchelor’s Fat Tits in a Bikini of the Day

Casey Batchelor is a chubby, big titty UK Glamour model who went onto really important things like UK Celebrity Big Brother because they needed the tits to get the ratings….tits get hits… Which I guess makes her the Charlotte McKinney of the UK, only the UK has dozens of these girls, they need them to marry soccer players, while the US only has one Charlotte McKinney…a set of barely famous, barely talked about tits, who snuck onto TV via the right scam…because before McKinney, who may not be the first non-famous, unaccomplished person to end up on a tv show being called a star, but the most recent….and the one who really hadn’t done anything… That’s not to say Casey Batchelor is as useless, but I assume she is…and here she is on Vacation… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Casey Batchelor’s Fat Tits in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elsa Pataky Ass in a Weird Diaper of the Day

Fast and Furious Elsa Pataky is pretty fucking old and a mom…so this weird extra ass cheek fold in her ass shouldn’t be an imperfection to mock, but rather one to celebrate, since her Spanish genetics, have allowed her to breed without as much damage as most white people have after they breed, because I guess Spanish people need to breed, it’s culturally in their DNA, survival…and in their religion…Catholicsm…where white people just do it so they can eat whatever the fuck they want for the rest of their life because they are done being attractive and virtually throw in the towel…where as Elsa Pataky has a career to continue…these Fast and Furious movies will go on forever…and at 40…she’s gotta work to keep those paychecks coming in… All this to say…weird bikini choice…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Elsa Pataky Ass in a Weird Diaper of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lauren Cohan for Shape Magazine of the Day

Lauren Cohan is some 32 OR 33 year old from Walking Dead, a show that is so fucking popular, I don’t even know if it is still on the air, but still so fucking popular it might as well be, a show I don’t watch because Zombies bore me… Maybe I’m autistic, because I can’t fuck with people fighting off Zombies knowing zombeis don’t exist…it’s a lie…so I can’t wrap my head or imagination around it… But if zombies did exist, and this show was a reality show, I’d be in the front row because I would be into watching humans run for their fucking lives, trying to survive their corpse monsters who want to eat their brains, but only because I think humanity would lose….but in the grand scheme of things, it’d be a reset, since our system is totally fucking backwards…and mass death would probably allow us to see what is important….selling survival supplies at a premium… Either way, she’s fit, or fit enough for a Shape or fitness magazine, she’s on TV and should be fit, and these are the pics…I assume her fans can jerk off to because that’s how fans work…they are into the things they are fans of…… I guess she’s in shape, literally, but not necessarily, this magazine has featured Oprah on their cover…they fucking love photoshop.. The post Lauren Cohan for Shape Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chloe Grace Moretz in Snow in Heels of the Day

She’s getting high concept….naked under a fur coat in heels in the snow… I feel like this is a high school or even a junior college art project about the animalistic survival mechanism in nature contrasted with modern day luxury and the idea of beauty through nudity, heels and overall sex appeal…. Right? That’s what she’s going for right? Right? I mean we’re all trying to jerk off to her skinny legs all vulnerable in the snow…needing one of us to shovel her out of the ditch she stuck in…only to repay us by spreading those legs….or bending over the the snowplow on the truck…in the most Canadian winter fantasy around….except in Canada, we were probably legally allowed to have vaginal sex with her when all of America fell in love with her, since 18 isn’t the legal age here…but I guess the fact that people couldn’t fuck her is part of why people like her…fucking perverts… The post Chloe Grace Moretz in Snow in Heels of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Round Fake Tits in a Bikini of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio’s breast implants are clown-like… These are tit tits that get paid millions of dollars a year to be put in a bikini..along with an average looking 35 year old face… Yet they are so clown-like… Just little round bolt ons she probably paid 5k for, making for a solid ROI, paid for themselves dozens of times over…. I’m not sure if the tits happened post baby deflated from all the milk sucking…or if she’s always had them… I’m just not impressed when fake is celebrated or hired and paid stupid money…especially when fake is THIS fake…like circles drawn onto her…in a world where there are thousands of actual great tits better suited for the contracts she’s been milking, something she can’t do with her tits, since they are plastic, all these years… Yes, I hate fake tits… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Alessandra Ambrosio’s Round Fake Tits in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner’s Santa Tattoo of the Day

I guess Kylie Jenner takes Christmas very fucking seriously, because during the Christmas Holidays, I’m guess on BOXING day, she got a red colored tattoo that reads some variation of the word “Santa”….only she spells it “’sa-ne-te”… Nothing screams having your childhood stolen from you – like having a Christmas obsession so deep you get the shit tattooed on you. Maybe her dad was too busy applying make-up, or attaching elastic bands to his dick, to climb down the Chimney for the family….and Maybe her sister, the Sasquatch no one wanted to touch used to crawl into her bed at night and make her do dirty things, as the weird sister in the family does…I had one that used to make me mount her and rub her erotically… Or maybe, just maybe “’sa-ne-te” has nothing to do with Christmas at all, and the red and the fact it’s on Christmas holiday is just a coincidence, and somehting so detailed, thought out, and special enough to get inked on her has been planned for years… What it doesn’t change is the fact that Kylie Jenner is a doughy, weirdly shaped monster, who if you see her in person, looks like she’s got an inch of make-up over random meat stappled to her face…but people are obsessed with all things famous, even talentless things, therefore…she exists. The post Kylie Jenner’s Santa Tattoo of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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