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Victoria’s Secret Models Sing 12 Days of Christmas of the Day

I hate this mall brand and their simple and effective marketing campaign….use hot half naked girls and you don’t need to do much else….why throw in concept or design, when they already sell a ton of fucking money worth of panties that they are just buying in bulk in China and swapping tags on….they are like “don’t these people know they can go onto Alibabb and buy our bras and panties under another name for 10 cents on the dollar or less”….but people are retards, so make a stupid christmas song because they aren’t retards and no most of America, despite popular belief still fucking love Christmas and account for probably 40 percent of their yearly sales… and here it is.. Featuring a bunch of terrible singing models including Elsa Hosk, Jasmine Tookes, ALessandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima, Stella Maxwell, Martha Hunt, Behati Prinsloo, Lily Aldridge, Taylor Hill and Romee Strijid…. They’re hot…and I guess manipulative because I just promoted Victoria’s Secret to the 3 of you this Holiday season and you’ll probably end up buying a gift there for a chick you fuck or want to fuck or want to creep out…like the neighbor’s 18 year old daughter…and I’m not even getting paid to promote them…because I am an idiot… Tis’ the Season for promoting horrible brands all because they have hot promo models… The post Victoria’s Secret Models Sing 12 Days of Christmas of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hannah Davis is Derek Jeter’s Wife for GQ of the DAy

Hannah Davis has unprotected sex with a retired baseball star who has had unprotected sex with everyone from Paris Hilton..to really that’s enough to know you shouldn’t have unprotected sex with him…unless you’re a low level model and a little herpes isn’t that big of a deal…not a big enough deal to let get in the way of your gold digging….since being a Sports Illustrated model doesn’t pay the bills or get you work, but it does increase your stock price and it does put you at sports related events so that you can bed and athlete and hopefully get knocked up… Good strategy..because as an Athlete wife who can pretend to be a model..more jobs come in..and it all works out in the end….making Sports Illustrated like a madame…selling girls off to rich guys…interesting…but not really. I don’t find Hannah Davis all that interesting, overrated, boring, average looking, but people care because rich famous dudes fuck her…like GQ…GQ cares… Watch this on The Scene . Here she is playing some tennis Watch this on The Scene . The post Hannah Davis is Derek Jeter’s Wife for GQ of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez in a Bikini of the Day

I always confuse Selena Gomez and Kylie Jenner. They are both doughy characters who use waist training belts to morph their fat into an hourglass-like figure…they are both doughy faced characters who look like they’ve had slabs of mean stapled to their faces before their make-up artists airbrush them into a contour that makes it look like it’s part of their face…they are pretty much the fucking same…. One is a mexican Disney star exploited by their parents, the other a white girl turned ethnically obscure…I guess identity crisis’ are what the family is all about…you know when your dad has tits..and your mom is a money grubber demon…it’s hard to grow up with a soul.. Well, this one, Selena, the “popstar” one who will pretend she has talent and a purpose beyond being Bieber’s girlfriend put up a bikini pic…to show just how broken down her Chemotherapy body is….we call this the lupus steroid autoimmune bloat… The post Selena Gomez in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Brazilian Wax Demo Video of the day

I am an advocate of bush. The bigger the bush the better. I’ve loved bush since the 80s, and I’ll love bush until the day that I die…because bush is highly erotic, it’s natural…and it’s great to cum on…. I know there was a blip in the bush matrix, where people assumed that bald pussy was what everyone wanted. There were even homosexual closet case men who would say things like “hair is gross on a woman”…and really believe it…I don’t know where they got that from, real men fuck anything…so I guess their intentions for that vagina were weird… I used to want to stage protests outside waxing studios, as a joke, I even wanted to infiltrate one as a waxer, you know get certified as a waxer, to make girls feel creeped out getting waxes, while seeing a lot of pussy in the process…and I guess that dream is still alive, because this demo video from a waxing company is fucking erotic to me… I used to google waxing and look up videos on youtube all the time, and never was it this erotic… Now I still love bush, I am a bush til I die, but Im not about to boycot a bald pussy, because I love all pussy, and I do still think the need to wax is idiotic, the insecurities hair girls have is idiotic, but seeing the process…of the wax…is amazing….at least when the model is this girl and not some fucking monster you don’t want to see the asshole of… The post Brazilian Wax Demo Video of the day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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stepGIRLS vs Roll-Uh-Bowl of the Day

Our Friends at Roll-Uh-Bowl , who make a pretty genius and affordable portable waterbong gave us the opportunity, or rather the excuse to spend a night with our original stepGIRL…Macbud…who those of you who read the site will remember…because she’s been part of so much good that we’ve done…. We figured, it’s Christmas so why not have a Christmas part of our own, filled with nothing to do with Christmas, since Christmas is considered illegal in some states now, as it is non-inclusive..but it did involve a lot of product testing…and as you know…when you get a beautiful girl high in a hotel room for a photoshoot…things lead to pretty fucking naked… So thank you Roll-Uh-Bowl for making our dreams come true..a real Christmas Miracle…for you and yours… Merry Christmas to all…and by that I mean Happy Holidays…and by that I mean buy a fucking Roll-Uh-Bowl you cheap fuck…we’re offering a discount code when you buy. Remember, they brought you the Macbud and her glorious breasts…nothing wrong with that. ————- Model: Macbud Photographer: Cannon Show for stepGIRLS Brought you by: Roll-Uh-Bowl ————- REMEMBER IT IS CHRISTMAS TIME….AND For the best gift for any smoker in your life.get Roll-Uh-Bowl the silicone, portable, industructable, waterpipe The post stepGIRLS vs Roll-Uh-Bowl of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Adriana Lima Thick for Cover Girl Magazine of the Day

Last week, I had an argument with a girl about Adriana Lima losing her edge by gaining a whole lot of other things, like her barrel body…that isn’t really something you’d expect from a lingerie model, but definitely something you’d expect from a mom who keeps fit at the gym when her husband is at work making money to pay for her expensive life… I guess what I’m saying is that I am a firm believer in throwing in the towel, retiring, doing other things that involve being clothed, because younger girls…just look better than older women…in underwear…no matter how many millions of dollars are left on the contract, it’s not worth the humilation… I guess it’s possible these are just bad pics… The post Adriana Lima Thick for Cover Girl Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jaime King’s In a One Piece of the Day

I call this outfit “I have stretch marks from all the baby making I’ve participated in first hand…just be glad I’m not naked and my vagina isn’t spilling out…pretty much everywhere”…. Her name is Jaime King. She was a model in the 90s, I think…she’s gone onto very important things, like being friends with Taylor Swift….and now she’s taking bikini advice from her…because that’s just how influential Taylor Swift is… I liked her better when her name was James King and she was on heroin.. at 14…because she tried it on her first modeling job in 1994…when heroin was in…something these lame instagram models will never know…. I guess I’m a purist like that….I am old enough to remember her at 18…and I think there’s something raw and real in a person when living the New York model / party life in that era…something that died when they go Hollywood… But for a 40 year old…she’s doing ok…as long as she covers the fuck up… To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE The post Jaime King’s In a One Piece of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cheryl Cole’s Calendar of the Day

celeber.ru I am old…and I remember Cheryl Cole…and I guess she’s still around and doing things that only her audience would really grasp…a 2016 Calendar…seeing as the new generation, or really anyone under the age of 30 only knows Calendar to be the name of an app, and it lost the photoshoot integration that anyone over 30 will remember, because one of the shittiest most common gifts at a secret Santa was a fucking Calendar… Whether it was a Glamour model, a breed of dogs, or kittens, there was a fucking Calendar for it…whether it was self produced or done by Hallmark, there was a Calendar for it..but there’s no need for that anymore.. But I guess no one told this Girls Aloud, Soccer Wife, turned Soccer Divorcee and host of the X-Factor, who I think is still hot as fuck that…and I guess that’s a good thing, because seeing any hot girl pose for what looks like an instagram photoshoot is just a 3 on 10 in exciting…and 3 on 10 in exciting is better than 1 on 10 in exciting… This is cheesy as fuck, but I guess when I read it was a Calendar Shoot, I should have anticipated that…because in 2015 the idea of a Calendar is more of a joke than anything….so here it is… The post Cheryl Cole’s Calendar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cheryl Cole’s Calendar of the Day

celeber.ru I am old…and I remember Cheryl Cole…and I guess she’s still around and doing things that only her audience would really grasp…a 2016 Calendar…seeing as the new generation, or really anyone under the age of 30 only knows Calendar to be the name of an app, and it lost the photoshoot integration that anyone over 30 will remember, because one of the shittiest most common gifts at a secret Santa was a fucking Calendar… Whether it was a Glamour model, a breed of dogs, or kittens, there was a fucking Calendar for it…whether it was self produced or done by Hallmark, there was a Calendar for it..but there’s no need for that anymore.. But I guess no one told this Girls Aloud, Soccer Wife, turned Soccer Divorcee and host of the X-Factor, who I think is still hot as fuck that…and I guess that’s a good thing, because seeing any hot girl pose for what looks like an instagram photoshoot is just a 3 on 10 in exciting…and 3 on 10 in exciting is better than 1 on 10 in exciting… This is cheesy as fuck, but I guess when I read it was a Calendar Shoot, I should have anticipated that…because in 2015 the idea of a Calendar is more of a joke than anything….so here it is… The post Cheryl Cole’s Calendar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Candice Swanepoel in St Barts for the Final Holiday Push of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is still pretty hot…but I find her boring.. I just feel as though she could have done so much when she was at her prime, you know before turning 30. Seriously, she’s done nothing beyond her half nakedness at Victoria’s Secret…and really she’s not doing much beyond her half nakedness at Victoria’s Secret on this shoot in St Barts, or what I like to call the strategic last push before the holidays to get their models in the gossip magazines…. But then someone I met told me that he fucked her, while she was dating the homo she’s now engaged to, and I guess that made her moderately more interesting…sure the guy I was talking to was a crazy person…but for some reason I believed him…at least more than when a homeless guy told me about how he had a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and JFK…all while smelling like urine. SHe’s in a bikini…being fun…because she’s won at life – obviously.. She’s got an ass…like most people who aren’t amputees, hers is just better. The post Candice Swanepoel in St Barts for the Final Holiday Push of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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