If you’re like me, you jerked off to Christie Brinkley back in the 70s…when she was a Sports Illustrated model married to Billy Joel..back when Sports Illustrated bikini models meant something…more than just the name these current SI models are riding or diving into the fucking ground… If you’re like me, you’ll jerk off to these pics of Christie Brinkley at 500 fucking years old in a bikini, because she looks like fucking same… I like to think this is just good plastic surgery that doesn’t decompose…or biodegrate..or it could be good living…thanks to millions of dollars in work, child support and alimony… Either way, this makes zero sense…she looks better than her daughter…who is 16 or something…just creepy…in a good way. The post Christie Brinkley in a Bikini at 500 Years Old of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It’s unfortunate that despite how broken down Kourtney Kardashian is, her drunk isn’t the beginning of the end for the family…even if she went off her rails and died in a drunk driving accident that killed a bunch of pre-schoolers including her own…the Kardashians would live on…Even if she went completely off the rails and got into mind altering drugs…or heroin or anything that made her manic..and she decided to kill off the family, to rid the world of the evil she felt guilty for…she’s probably only get through few of them before being taken out…thank to the mom’s active uterus…and widespread babies everywhere…they are impossible to get into the same room… So this picture of her face…wasted…is nothing more than something to laugh at…which is too bad…because this good be so much more….like her dying… The post Lookin’ Good Kourtney Kardashian the Drunk of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Low rent model, Dani Thorne, is in a low rent Photoshoot, for what I assume is a low rent campaign, for a low rent company, or a low rent photographer, who like Dani Thorne, is striking when the iron is hot, milking the fact that her sister is famous, after all three sisters were thrown into the mix, with what we can assume was a little jealousy, before realizing it’s way cooler to be a hipster model for instagram, than a Disney Star…or whatever Bella Thorne is…becasue instagram is EVERYTHING…assholes.. I prefer when they ARE IN BIKINIS TOGETHER …but only because I have an sister fetish…. The post Hipster Sister of 50 Year Old Bella Thorne in a Low Rent Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Horror Queen….star of Halloween 4 and Halloween 5….I don’t know who she is, I’ve probably posted on her at least once, but I do know that she’s out of control with her tattoos…at 38…even though tattoos are cheesy…but I guess she’s out of touch…enough to be posting bare ass pics – in what looks like someone threw up some fucking disgusting colorful mess on her…like they just ate a box of crayons and found out that it was toxic as she was walking out of the shower or some shit…dripping down her fucking leg…and I guess if you get tattooed aggressively enough at 38…it looks like you’re wearing pants…even if it’s bare skin.. Pretty gross…but I hate tattoos…some of you weirdos probably love them…so take it in… The post Danielle Harris Ass Tattoo of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bottomless Surfer Man VS Security Drunk VS Two Guys Dogs Pulling a Woman Weird Bus Accident Road Rage of the Day Capybara Drinking Beer with Campers Truck Crashes Into Protesting Truck Drivers… Tire Knockout Driver Runs Over a Chick…She Lived…But What the Fuck Toronto Police Mistaken Identity Arrest Leaves Man in Hospital and Family Suing for 5,000,000 Dollars
I like to think that all things are based on Lindsay Lohan…as if Lindsay Lohan is a scale that you can measure something against, whether it’s success, being sold out by your parents, having drug and legal issues while being a famous brat, being insane, or the intensity of your herpes…Lindsay Lohan as the bar you’re measuring it against just makes sense.. So I see a old looking 18 year old, being low level seductive, with red hair…getting tons of media and shitty movie roles, all i see is Lohan…another exploited by her parents, sexualized at a young age, possibly 40, just before the empire they’ve built collapse because humans sometimes collapse…when they are forced into this world they think they are all about…even though the world eats them the fuck up.. Either way, Bella Thorne is posing in sweatpants…with cares like an import model… She’s in Seventeen even though she’s forty… And you like her, even if she’s not really the new Lohan, she’s just redheaded, young, busty enough and you want to fuck her….but isn’t really the new Lohan since they aren’t fighting for jobs, even though Lohan got a new job, the only person who ever stole jobs from Lohan is Amanda Seyfried….here’s Lohan in bed….they’re all fucking crazy… The post Bella Thorne is the New Lndsay Lohan Import Car Models of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Robber at the ATM Sucker Punch Leaves Dude in Coma Face Pounded at McDonalds Attorney Gets Taken Out in San Luis Obispo – The Happiest Place in America Man Stealing Purses in LA Motorized Picnic Table! Bar Owner Shot over Spilled Drink in Thailand… I love FEMEN The post Chinese Woman Stripped for Sleeping with a Woman’s Husband and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
One of the more interesting photographers out there, and I’m not just saying that because he’s a friend of the site, but because he’s been doing this vintage erotica inspired content long before instagram existed, and I’ve been following his work for a very fucking long time, because it’s really fucking on point….even authentic..in what I consider a fucking candy-coated, pile of shit, medium…that thanks to filters and iphones requires little to no skill… His instagram is @Jonathan_Leder , but today we’re talking about a book he’s putting out called Daytona…from his publishing company www.imperial-publishing.com … This is what they had to say about it. DAYTONA Celebrates Vintage Erotic Images from the Sunshine State. Travel back to a world of beaches, babes, and totally optional bikinis with DAYTONA, the new photobook from Imperial Pictures LTD. Featuring ‘70s-era erotic images from the great state of Florida, this fun and sexy collection harks back to a time before Instagram—when a group of buxom spring breakers could play naked basketball (check out page 23) without a care in the world. “The Internet and social media have made people so self-conscious,” says Amy Hood, who curated DAYTONA alongside Imperial Pictures co-founder Jonathan Leder. “It prevents these stolen, honest, amateur moments from even happening. The explicit nature of adult media has killed all the charm of the process.” The charm was alive and well when these photos were taken. DAYTONA features stone-cold stunners sunning themselves poolside, preening in hot-body contests, romping through the surf, rolling through the sand, and enjoying secret rendezvous back at their motels. Culled mostly from thrift shops and flea markets, these 35mm treasures celebrate the hot, dreamy, sticky-sweet charms of the Sunshine State. It’s the land of a million vacations, the place where normal college kids go all Caligula. It’s a strange culture (or lack thereof) rooted in contradiction—political conservatism vs. pure hedonism—and ripe for rediscovery. With DAYTONA, Imperial Pictures Publishing once again offers a fascinating look at erotic images from another time. It’s a trip you definitely want to make—don’t forget the sunscreen. Here’s a sample of the pics, that I feel her picked right out of my fucking brain….as something I find stimulating, exciting, even nostalgic looking at… What I’m saying is…I love this shit…so Go Get It – www.imperial-publishing.com … The post Daytona: Vintage Florida Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Miley Cyrus posted some pictures of herself sucking on some pipe…some blunts…and just looking like she’s been masturbating…in what I call taking an avrage looking skinny girl…and turning her into a product marketed to suburban hipster 12 year olds…while getting her naked, keeping her eddy and controversial, like she was a new age Madonna, because that’s what the TUMBLR crowd want.. We can all agree…those were a good excuse to post the pics of her sucking a dildo again, because that’s really the only reason I posted her bullshit social media weridness that’s contrived and try hard…while these terry pics…are worth staring at…I’m still not over them The post Miley and her Pipe of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Lucy Aragon is topless in Miami, you don’t know who she is, she’s barely an instagram model, but she’s roomates with a few instagram models and latching the fuck on… I assume she’s in Miami preparing for Art Basel, not because she’s an artist, but because she’s into the scene and being part of all that the instagram models she’s befriended are into…There are a series of events all these idiots all go to, NY Fashion Week, SXSW, Coachella, Art Basel…who gives a fuck you scenester social media fucks… Her claim to fame is having a snapchat tattoo, because she stupidly didn’t get pregnant from Evan from snapchat…before he was a massive billionaire…. But I guess the paparazzi, who are going broke, are desperate, as desperate as this hardly a model…getting topless to be seen… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE If you’re into things SNAPCHAT has put his dick in, other than piles of money, and all of the world’s private snaps, here’s his new girlfriend, Miranda Kerr who Dresses for New York Weather, without jacket, because that’s the kind of keen bitch she is, in her efforts to Lure in Billionaires To See the Rest of the Pics – CLICK HERE The post Lucy Aragon is Topless on the Beach of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
