Daisy Ridley is the lottery winner, cast in the new Star Wars, that so many millions of nerds are freaking the fuck out about, buying pre-sale tickets to, because it’s fucking Star Wars people…and this is the female lead, who will never get much work beyond Star Wars, the brand is too fucking strong, but who needs work after that…she’ll have dudes sending her money, propositions, and marriage offers for the rest of her fucking life. Nerds, especially Star Wars nerds are resilient….they are focused…and they are often times socially awkward and obsessive… So here’s what will be their new obsession….Daisy Ridley…in Hollywood Reporter… The post Daisy Ridley is the New Star Wars Chick You’ll Be Obsessed with of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I never fell into the Alyssa Milano trap. I never understood why everyone freaked out about an average looking italian girl…especially not when she was in her 30s. It just made sense to me and could only really mean one thing and that one thing is that the people who visit or write these kinds of sites are nerdy losers who are incapable of moving on, to fan and stare at and really obsess over their idols, jerk off material of the past…it’s like it seems more real if you watch it age…even if it wasn’t that good when it was young…making me realize just how pathetic some people are in terms of their lives, their interests, what they masturbate to…and pretty much everything about them…. Who cares about Alyssa Milano, unless she’s breast feeding for social media as she does….I mean looking her in a bathing suit is just terribly normal…and normal to me is bad. I like either way below normal that it is on the verge of disgusting, or way above normal that I am blown away…but middle of the road is just too suburban that it sucks.. What I am saying is Alyssa Milano and her hairy arms she’s had lasered…is just boring, but let me post it anyway. The post Alyssa Milano is Old as Fuck in a Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Oh look…a Kardashian showing off her tits…for the paparazzi she probably called….because her hair and make-up is done, but I guess it’s done everyday before they leave their house…they are reality stars, their world is their script…and that’s all there is to it… I would prefer if this Kourtney Kardashian – Kardashian with babies was filling up her womb in video with sperm, as she does…but I’ll take fifth in line in the fame whoring of the group tit as enough…because really anything this girls do is too much…and they should all be taken out back and stoned…if only…we were in Africa…(see stepNEWS of the Day post from earlier today for video)…. She’s recently divorced from her fake relationship that made her baby daddy a lot of fucking money to keep his mouth shut on the family secrets of killing and lies…and everything behind the show that is evil, corrupt and media manipulation we will all find out about in 20 years when the biopic of the behind the scenes of these cocksuckers via a tell all book one of the maids, staffers of kids ousted publishes…because anyone, family, or company or both this powerful in the media deserves to be taken out…because they got there being very bad…unchristian people… Here are the other cunts: Kim’s Plastic Clown Face and Mom Tits breeding like the cow she is – with what we hope will be taken from her so it has a chance… Kendall Booked VS Fashion show because VS knows how to reach the youth market via “it” girls they’ve made celebrities even if both aren’t real models but rich cunts who think they deserve the world… The post Kourtney Kardashian Mom Tit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s a little home wrecking…harlot who figured “USE Johnny Depp to get ahead”…because he’s Johnny Depp and pretty much runs Hollywood thanks to surviving the 90s drugs…and sex with Kate Moss…because it was when she was 19 and not after all the unprotected sex with needle sharing rock stars… She’s the official stepmother of 16 year old Lily Rose Depp, who everyone can see on instagram hanging out with Jenners, where you would want an LA rich kid who is virtually on her own fending for herself in her dad’s mansion, while he’s at one of his other houses..fucking this Homewrecker…living out her childhood crush…dreams…all because her pussy is the kind of pussy that makes dudes do really dumb fucking things…like marriage…I’ve heard of those kinds of pussies..watch out… The post Amber Heard is a Homewrecker in C Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I hate promoting billion dollar companies, like the people who make Call of Duty…by posting their trailer that is more intense than a movie trailer, since video games are bigger than fucking god…. But I do like making fun of overpaid, overrated “It girls”…rocking out with guns…like they are “bad ass”…or some shit…and the whole thing is so fucking dumb, but it has 6,000,000 views…so obviously this is where things are at… And this is also just encouraging Cara Delevingne, perpetuating the lie that she’s relevant…and making her her own money in the process, so that she doesn’t have to rely on her trust fund…and can buy the best of strap ons to fuck her lesbian lovers with…becuase she’s so current, modern and crucial to pop culture and hipster / mainstream sexuality…cuz there’s nothing more “artistic”…or subtle and exclusive…than doing huge commercials… Take the motherfucking money while you can… The post Cara Delevingne in the Call of Duty Trailer of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Adele is on the cover of Rolling Stone, because she’s the biggest fucking act in the world, which would be offensive, or disgusting if she wasn’t knocking Taylor Swift off her undeserved throne. You see Adele, despite not being very hot…sings songs that people actually connect to…with a voice that is more than some vapid cunt talking her lyrics about boys being jerks..or whatever Taylor Swifts low hanging fruit cash grab is… I don’t know Adele or anything about Adele, I just know she’s not in the media all the time, she’s not doing stage shows featuring anyone and everyone of interest…like she’s running some kind of variety show…latching onto anyone with an audience… I just know fuck Taylor Swift…she’s garbage and must be taken out…. She did an extensive interview HERE that I didn’t read…but I did see this….and based on her body…it’s shocking … “I’m not, like, skipping to the fucking gym. I don’t enjoy it. I do like doing weights. I don’t like looking in the mirror. Blood vessels burst on my face really easily, so I’m so conscious when I’m lifting weights not to let them burst in my face. And if I don’t tour, you’ll catch me back down at the Chinese!” I guess it’s just unfortunate that they didn’t do a photoshoot of her balancing a champagne glass on her fake ass implant…or that the shoot wasn’t her and the Jenners having a garden party in lingerie…isn’t that what the people want? via ROLLING STONE The post Adele Wet for Rolling Stone and It Didn’t Break My Anything but Taylor Swift’s Ego of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I didn’t realize there were any other Teen Mom’s from MTV’s show “16 and Pregnant”…Farrah is the only one…. It’s a show I like to also call “Put pregnant teens on TV to inspire retard teens to get pregnant like the little retards they are in hopes of being on TV”….because these teens are idiots, into being on TV, as it validates their bullshit behavior… Well this Teen Mom who got pregnant at 15, because she’s one of God’s people who doesn’t believe in abortion posted some rant that randomly ended up in my feed…which I read and felt the need to bore you with..mainly because it includes breast feeding videos. It’s got 1,000,0000 views or likes or shares or some shit….which is big in terms of social media and I was blown the fuck away….Some cheesy looking party girl has a voice, all because she was on MTV, targeted the mainstream moron, and people actually listen to her…instead of pointing and laughing…. She’s basic mall shopping white trash…pregnant at 15…preaching about how to live a good life, because she really gets how to live, and not become a deadbeat party slut mom, and how to quit the party when you find out you’re pregnant with your second little parasite while still under the age of 25, that unfortunately has to live with you the next 18 years…unless they authorities remove it like it was a baby Lohan….but probably won’t as you know this bitch is going to exploit it to keep up the fame momentum… Garabge…here’s her insane rant… A year ago today I found out I was pregnant. A year ago today I smoked my last cigarette. A year ago today I put down the bottle. A year ago today completely changed my life for the better even though I thought it might change it for the worse. So many people look at me today and tell me how great of a mother I am and how I am “goals.” Currently, I can agree with these two things but that is not who I have always been. I got pregnant with my son at 15. I had never partied, never drank, never snuck out, the only “bad” thing I did was have sex. I stayed in school, had my son, and was the best mom I could be at 16. I went back to school a week after birth, kept my grades up, was back on the cheer team, and raising my son. I began to realize all of my peers were out on the weekends, drinking and having what I thought looked like fun. I was 17 now and my son was a little over 1. My mom had always been strict but I decided to ask if I could go to a party. Shockingly I got a yes. I went, I drank, and I loved it. It felt good to feel what I thought was “normal.” It felt good to be social and get out of the house. By 18/19 I was going out every weekend and even took a week trip to Florida for spring break. My time with friends and alcohol became greater as my time with my son became lesser. I was so focused on myself and finding out what I wanted that I neglected my son and our relationship. 20 came and I met my daughters dad. Admitting to me right away when we met, that he was an alcoholic. We clicked even though he was probably one of the worst people for me. Daily drinking, staying up till 5 am, and sleeping all day. Going days without seeing my son and not thinking twice about it. I was so lost in this “life” that I didn’t even know who I was anymore, I did not recognize the girl in the mirror. I let myself be treated like complete crap day in and day out by myself and by my boyfriend. I didn’t love myself therefore I could not love anyone else. I had no relationship with my family and rarely talked to my friends. October 31 2014, a fight escalated so badly that I was thrown into a wall and blacked out. I knew, I couldn’t do this anymore. I went out that night to drink, to numb a pain I didn’t even really feel anymore. The drinks made me sick, unknowingly to me, because I was pregnant. I woke up the next morning, still sick and questioning why two small drinks would make me feel so hungover. The thought of pregnancy ran across my mind but I didn’t think too much of it. As the day went on it kept popping up in my mind & I decided to buy a test JUST TO BE SURE I was NOT pregnant as I was going to be drinking again that night. I took the test so nonchalantly that I barely even paid attention. Fiddling with my phone, I noticed 2 LINES pop on the test below me. What. The. Fuck. I dropped to my knees and began sobbing. I wasn’t sure what to do and honestly thought it was just a false positive. 3 tests and an ER visit later, I finally realized I was actually pregnant. I quit everything cold turkey. I started eating healthy. I went back to school. I got a better job. I moved to a better place. I stayed away from her dad as much as possible. That day changed my life so much and I am forever grateful. My mother is now my best friend. I have my GOOD friends back. I have a relationship with God. I respect and LOVE myself. I have not gone a day without seeing Lyle since I became pregnant with Ellie. My idea of a fun Friday night is dancing around the kitchen with my kids while baking cookies and trying to see who can make Ellie laugh the loudest. Cuddling up in bed with both of my beautiful babies and watching Space Jam over and over. I get asked why Lyle didn’t change my life like I always say Ellie did. He did change my life, he made me a mom. But I did not know who I was or what I wanted outside of that because I was still so young and inexperienced in life. I’ve done the “party life” now and I never want to do it again. Nothing feels better that waking up to my kids and nothing feels worse than waking up hungover without them. They are my everything and I am grateful for BOTH of them. I’ve made mistakes and I’m not perfect but I can guarantee you that I will never miss a day with my kids ever again. Thank you November 1, 2014 for changing my life for the better, actually for the BEST. Thank you God. & thank you to all of my friends and family who have stuck with me through it all and have always been there even when I didn’t deserve it. A year ago I was a lost, scared, mindless, little girl and today I am a strong, motivated, happy WOMAN and MOTHER Anyway, she had her second kid, posted some breast feeding videos, and I support breast feeding…even on trashy party slut girls…who must be under 25, yet so damaged…talking about being a woman and a mother…but she also got pregnant at 15 and kept it…which clearly screams “Moron”… Society is doomed…this is how young idiots thing….what a joke…but breast feeding with duck face for the teen…next levels instagram selfies…genius. The post Teen Mom Nikkole Paulun Breast Feeeding of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kendall Jenner turning 20 years old was trending on social media… That blows my fucking mind… Even with her booty pics like this cry for attention from her instagram: I don’t understand the appeal, or why people buy into these vapid little spoiled brats. I don’t understand why people follow their every move or feel connected to them. Is it because they watched them grow up and it’s on some Truman Show level of people sucked into the lie…that she’s not aware of, or is it just that there are so many of them that each one cross promotes the other to increase family wealth in what would make for a very depressing social experiment for anyone with a soul or depths, but these idiots just want designer clothes and in Kendall case to pose in the marketing campaigns for the designer clothes..and I guess the mall brand underwear also because that’s what young people think is important…it makes for a great social media.. I just don’t know why people feed into this shit…but I guess it’s just easy…like her sister…which is the reason we’re all here today talking about this shit.. The post Kendall Jenner’s Butt Shot for her Birthday of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
People are loving this Selena Gomez Pink Dress…I guess it’s a story of a survivor, who after her chemotherapy, has managed to live life exactly as she did before her chemotherapy because chemotherapy is just an good marketing hook to help her promote her album and a technicality because the dose is so minimal for lupus, bitch can do everything as if she’s not on Chemotherpay…but it sounds so dramatic..that way when she busts out her tits in a dress…people will look at her with more sympathy as they jerk off because what else is this little chipmunk good for…not her music…or the fact she fucked Bieber….that’s for damn sure….. The post Selena Gomez and her Pink Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Alyssa Milano doesn’t like me very much. I mean not that she gives a fuck about me, but she has blocked me on all her social media after telling me that I’m pretty much the fucking worst…for mocking her hairy arms…along with every other site…because she has hairy arms…something she shouldn’t have given into and got lasered off…because the second she did, the cyberbully trolls won…and I am sure her husband thanks us for that, you know super stoked to be with his childhood Who’s the Boss crush, but that body hair is just vile…if anything, maybe he hired me to do the bullying… I think she should have been stronger, she should have championed the cause, but instead, she’s championed the right to post breast feeding pics on social media, because Free the Nipple, it’s absurd it’s considered a tit when a baby is attached to it…even though the majority of a tit’s life…it’s a sex object…for both man and woman.. But as long as she keeps posting the pics…to prove a point…we’re all winners…if you consider seeing Alyssa Milano breast feeding a win…I think it’s more confusing since she’s in her 40s… I guess what I am saying is that breast feeding isn’t illegal, what’s this misguided bitch’s problem…she should go back to fighting the right for hairy bitches… The post Alyssa Milano Breastfeeding in Costume of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
