Hannah Ferguson is boring as fuck…and I guess I just wanted to bring that point home with these pictures from some wedding bullshit she probably got paid too much to participate in….despite being interchangeable in terms of talent with thousands of other girls… But I guess she’s a Victoria’s Secret model, and part of that is doing other campaigns to increase exposure and thus promote the brand indirectly or being booked by other campaigns because they see her as some kind of celebrity…even though they don’t show her entire body, just her tits, which is standard practice for secret fat girls….who don’t want you to know the rest of them is Kate Upton-like…and they big tits are less about genetics and more about cream filled donuts…donuts that are a preview of their future with rich guys they are trying to be knocked up by… Here she is for panties..because let’s give Hannah Ferguson some love, she’s 45 years old and finally is making it, let’s give her a round of applause… TO SEE THE REST OF THE LINGERIE PICS CLICK HERE The post Hannah Ferguson Boring for Bride Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
This is silly. I am not interested in Demi Lovato. I am a firm believer that she would have died back when she had a little drug addiction and pretended to be bipolar…before figuring she could use that to justify her love of her chubby body, but more important, to exploit gay people, and sexuality, by calling a group of gay men “Confident Bitches”….because she’s committed to the Fag Hagging…in the most generic way.. She is from Disney. Never trust one of those Nazis.. So along with her trying to get the gay market, singing her shitty fucking song, she had two half naked male dancers, one with a giant boner…hilarious troll…that may or may not have been her doing…he looks like Wilmer Valderamma…so you never know…#mexicans be crazy, or they’ll pretend to be crazy as the foundation of their whole marketing campaign..and brand…because it allows flexibility in their look, their weight, and their overall attitude of love your body and love whoever you want to love…like she is rumored to have loved Miley in a sex tape from Nashville… Those Disney girls are fucking crazy…Never trust one of those Nazis.. The post Gay Penis VS Demi Lovato of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
On June 10, I made the mistake of calling out some random model who got naked for a photoshoot because she had awesome fucking tits that I guess she wanted to take to the next level of tit attention by having a broader audience look at her tits…and possibly celebrate her tits…making all her tit dreams come true… I assume, I went on about how she’s just another one of these instagram aspiring acts who is either signed with a shit agency or just lured in by a creep photographer…who is on a mission to help her get known…or at least that’s the promise because of promises of fame… In case you don’t read the top left of this site “I’ll make you famous” is my slogan for a reason…girls are dumb, especially ones who want to be celebrity models, and promises of fame through nude pics is a great way to take advantage of them…and get them nude…often times, they even fuck…. So in being an internet asshole, I called this one a girl who just craves fame like so many of these models before her….and I guess when she came across it, she didn’t see the humor in me calling her out for being a model willing to get topless for a little attention, and not money, with hopes of fame, all while posing for free…instead she wrote me mean emails, hit me up on social media, where she was also mean…and as it turns out…she will not be having sex with me this weekend or really any weekend. What I learned from that is to not out the strategy on a public forum like this site…don’t let the models getting naked know they are a punchline or just something to jerk off to or fuck…perpetuate the lie, really believe the lie, and nurture the lie, and celebrate the lie…and the tits getting naked due to the lie…because that’s what I’m into…I like these no name, ambitious little twats showing their twats like it was porn… I spent 20 years asking girls to show me their tits and being rejected, the fact that the mainstream have these egos and vanity and self absorbed attitude…is perfect and feeds my plan…to see them all naked.. So I encourage their nudity. I want them to do more of it. I encourage their drive..and that she gets naked for free…since when you find a girl willing to get naked for free…you celebrate her…you keep her around and you keep getting her naked for free…until eventually she gets a rich boyfriend…who talks some sense into her… You don’t call her out intentions that may not even be her intentions…It is possible that none of these girls want to be famous, they just like being naked…it turns them on, and this is the next level in exploring their sexuality…I’m not them, I just want to look at them.. So let’s celebrate the babes who get naked…rather than tease them for being desperate…because we like desperate…. The post Elle Brittain Naked With Friedns of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
MTV Europe had a bullshit award show that means absolutely nothing to anyone in the industry, but that I guess is just another excuse to celebrate and market these idiots who have already won …and there were tits in attendance because it is Europe and Europe loves tits…and tits love award shows..it is that stamp of approval their dad never gave them… I guess the Pretty Little Liars show, that is hugely popular with kids here…is being pushed in Europe so they sent over their Canadian cast member, who is on her own publicity campaign to separate herself from the show and do her own tween thing for her tween fans, and she is doing it with her tits… I’ve heard of people who grew up with her saying she was a diva cunt, even before she was famous or on TV, and I guess you need to be a diva cunt to pull off this scam being pulled off…not the showing of her tits…but the thinking she deserves to get paid stupid money to pretend she’s someone else on screen in something that requires little to no talent… TO SEE MORE SHAY MITCHELL IN THIS DRESS CLICK HERE TO SEE ASHLEY BENSON CHUBBY IN A DRESS CLICK HERE Singer ELLIE GOULDING was also there… TO SEE ELLIE GOULDING TITS IN A DRESS CLICK HERE The post Ellie Goulding and the Pretty Little Liars Tits at MTV Europe of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
In keeping up with models from 10 years ago theme we have going on today here’s Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini for a campaign…for her own brand of bikinis…because when you’re a bikini model all your life…and bikinis are all you know…you’d be crazy to take your broken english to any other platform than selling bikinis using your bikini body…until you’re too old to continue…but that you can sell off your share and run off with your rich as fuck baby daddy…living the good life…because you’ve fucking won…cashing checks…thanks to her willingness to get naked..they should send her to elementary schools across america to teach little girls what matters….and education…isn’t one of those things….having a fit body…is everything. TO SEE PAPARAZZI PICS OF HER CLEAVAGE OF THE DAY
Drake’s Dad Does His Own “Hotline Bling” Dance Meet Drake’s pops, Dennis Graham, affectionately known as “Crown Royal Papi” and “Tennessee D.” We’ve all seen Drake’s “Hotline Bling” video and those dance moves that later launched a thousand hilarious memes and videos. Turns out, Drake didn’t just inherit his father’s musical talents, but also his dancing, too. Peep this funny clip of Mr. Graham getting down to “Hotline Bling” at at a Vegas party celebrating Drake’s 29th birthday. Continue reading →
And by joker I mean whore… So bitch is posting half naked pics of herself for what I assume is her “fashion” app, where bitch posts half naked pics of herself for people who pay for half naked pics of her… We used to call these “teen model” site…where creeps would sign up and barely interract with photoshoots of a handful of these girls who NEVER got naked…because they’d wait and wait and wait until the girl posted a pussy pic…month after month..paying the 30 dollar fee… My favorite was a girl named Kate’s Playground, she follows me on Twitter…it was a big day in my life because I used to jerk off to her amazing tits in an era when non nude model sites were a thing…before the business model was pawned off on the youngest daughter of the biggest fame whore, stage mom, money maker ever… The whole thing is so desperate…but it works…the general public are fucking idiots..and have created this..an 18 year old rich girl with a rolls royce and all kinds of things…whoring herself like a street whore..not quite sad enough for my liking…I’m eager for the drug overdoses when she officially goes off the rails!!! The post Kylie Jenner is a Joker of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Beyonce is the fucking worst…but she doesn’t think that, or doesn’t want you to think that, so her and her team, the masters in marketing and manipulation have made the general public think she’s some kind of queen, or goddess or DIVA…here to save the fucking world with big booty, and cleary big pussy, so hungry in it’s attempt to stay fit that it’ll eat anything it gets its lips on, because Beyonce has a responsibility to compete with Jay Z’s other girlfriend Rihanna…a fight that’s been going on for a decade now… So the other night, when performing at his event for his app, for free…she pulled out her big mom pussy…for the world to see…hoping to make him stop cheating on her…and I think that cameltoe, because it comes with so much meaning, is the highlight of the week… Mmmmmmmmom pussy…..has recently become my favorite kind of pussy because mom’s are so fucking horny, trying to be sexy and have sex appeal, dealing with their hormones and competing with the youth, even fucking they youth, because they already have the kid out of their system, and just want to come…not to mention they are easy to fist and I love fisting…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Flashback Friday Beyonce’s Cameltoe for Jay Z of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
As the kids on instagram would say #TBT Throwback Thursday… If you’re like me, I like to use the #TBT to see how vile and disgusting and horribly these people doing the #TBT have aged…because most of the time, I am saying “where did it all go wrong….those were the good days…and now you’re just 20 years older and broken”…. But the nice thing is something I learned many years ago when I used to jerk off to bikini pics from the 60s, in the 90s, knowing those women were either in old folks homes or dead…and for some reason the thought of the ghost of what was…made me cum… Sure Christy Turlington isn’t dead…but her sex appeal is definitely no longer this…but I could just be overly excited by this because I love bush. The post Christy Turlington Naked in a Magazine in 1995 of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Hot Women Whose Careers Are Over Hey…at least they still have their looks. These women are still fly and fine even if their careers have fallen off cliffs . We still love you, boo boos. Continue reading →
