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Toni Garrn for H&M Lingerie of the Day

Posted on October 15, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Toni Garrn…she used to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio…after he was fucking Bar Refaeli…. Toni Garrn German…her family was probably Nazis…Bar Refaeli…Israeli created because of the Nazis…so in a lot of ways…Toni Garrn’s DNA almost wiped out Refaeli’s DNA…and Garrn’s DNA created the country Refaeli is from…yet both their DNA is now tainted by DiCaprio DNA…as there is no way…and not just because he’s a faggot…that he doesn’t have HIV… I guess the point of all this is that H&M doesn’t pay me…and like Bar Refaeli, who only exists because Toni Garrn’s family failed at their plan to wipe her out, I like to get paid…especially when H&M pays Toni Garrn…but I guess she gets naked for them…so it’s ok.. What I am trying to say, is fuck you H&M…and that the life and times of Leonardo DiCaprio’s penis and its adventures are so complicated… The post Toni Garrn for H&M Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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And God Created Paris Hilton of the Day

Posted on October 15, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

We can assume by “GOD” they mean a pile of shit in a dumpster her coked up mom woke up next to after a night of partying at Studio 54….to which she figured she could pretend was hers so that she could benefit from the Hilton Hotel trust fund life…after her uterus couldn’t get pregnant after all the drugs… We can also assume Paris Hilton only agreed to this photoshoot if they wrote that “God” created her… Clearly, Paris Hilton isn’t a religious person, because this type of thing would be against the church….much like everything this coked up, drug addict, clever entrepreneur who still makes a lot of money, all based on a porn career.. Even though we all know there is no God, and if there was, he would have only created Paris Hilton after losing a bet with one of the other aliens…at a poker game…as a joke on his society he manages….. I have no idea what this Harlequin, Fabio, Romance Novel shit is…but it’s a whore being comedic…so it’s ok.. The post And God Created Paris Hilton of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lamar Odom’s Best Basketball Moments

Posted on October 15, 2015 by Benny Hollywood

Lamar Odom’s Best Basketball Moments We told you yesterday that Lamar Odom is way more than just a “reality star” or Khloe’s husband. For those of you who aren’t woke, we have some of his best on-the-court accomplishments. Continue reading →

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If America Was A House Party, This Is What Each State Would Be Doing

Posted on October 15, 2015 by Benny Hollywood

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Preciousness: Kourtney Kardashian Takes Tutu Rocking Cousins North & Penelope To Ballet Class

Posted on October 15, 2015 by Benny Hollywood

North West And Penelope Disick At Ballet Class While their family deals with Lamar Odom’s ailing health in Las Vegas , little North West and her cousin Penelope spent their day taking their weekly ballet classes. The adorable tots were spotted by paps at a Calabasas dance studio… with auntie/mommy Kourtney by their side. How precious is Nori??? Hit the flip for more photos. Continue reading →

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Luxury Vacay…In Nigeria?: How To Live It Up Large In Lagos!

Posted on October 14, 2015 by Benny Hollywood

If you didn’t think you could find luxury in Nigeria, think again. These 5-star hotels in Lagos will have you never wanting to leave! Continue reading →

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Naked Woman with a Stick and Other Videos of the Day

Posted on October 13, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Woman Steals Booze and Dances Fireman Catches on Fire… Kids Try to Rob Store with a Rifle..Get Scared Off With a Broom Dog Rescued from Sewer… Cop Tries Saving a Black Guy – By Choking Him Out Sheriff Slams 14 Year old on Rollerskates – Don’t Worry You Don’t Need to Riot – He’s White…. Drunk Driver Uses Periscope… Stubs vs GUNs Man Intimidates Old Man….on Bus…. Waterspout vs Postal Truck.. Grilled Meat Vendor Doesn’t Give a Fuck About Explosion… The post Naked Woman with a Stick and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Models for Self Service Magazine of the Day

Posted on October 12, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am only posting these pictures by Photographer Ezra Petronio….for some fashion magazine called Self Service…to remind us all that amongst all the shit, there are tits…it is some needle in they haystack, but tits not needle shit….so even if you have to go through 20 pictures from one photoshoot, or 20 photoshoots, for one photoshoot with 20 pictures…there will be tits…somewhere…because tits are trendy, tits are fashion, tits are very now, because people don’t want you to sexualize tits…at least that’s what they tell you…when they are clearly using tits for hits…and I say…tits, under and and all lies, or storylines are still tits…and I say that no matter how many tits I see, in public, at the strip club, in a cheap model room on a crackwhore hooker looking for a shower…I’ll still want to suck them..cum on them…because tits are sexual..just stick your fingers in a girl and suck on them to see if she gets wetter or not… Spoiler alert… She gets wetter… Models in this shoot include… Julia Van Os, Anja Rubik, Natalie Westling, Chloe Sevigny, Marjan Jonkman, Grace Hartzel, & Audrey Nurit and most importanty..Anja Rubik’s tits… The post Models for Self Service Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Andreea Diaconu for i-D of the Day

Posted on October 12, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Apparently, Andreea Diaconu is some new recruit from the evil empire that is Victoria’s Secret. She’s from Romania who you can assume Victoria’s Secret purchased off the black market, because the black market likes to use the tall skinny girls abducted for human trafficking purposes for fashion. The money is better than the brothels or webcam dungeons they send the not as tall Eastern European girls…It is basic economics, 10,000 day rates or 4 dollars a minute…which they get 10 cents a minute from…is just more lucrative… I guess what I am saying is that I assumed all Romanians were Gypsies and touring circus acts…you know training Bears to Balance on balls…or walking the tight rope…but instead, this breakout star, gets featured in hip magazines like i-D…and probably live in a New York loft and fuck celebrities… I think the best quote from her Wikipedia is this pervert shit: Diaconu was 11 years old when a local scout first approached her to enter the field of modeling; however, she didn’t take them up on their offer until she was thirteen. She was discovered while swimming in a public pool. Child prostitution is a real thing…and hopefully not one you participate in…here are the pics… The post Andreea Diaconu for i-D of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Naomi Campbell for LUI Magazine of the Day

Posted on October 12, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Naomi Campbell, or as we like to call her, Midnight, because she reminds me of a black stripper in her 40s I once fell in love with because of her unique smell off too much perfume and black chick….coupled with the fact that black girls just don’t age like white girls…and into their 80s can be round assed, smooth skinned, goddesses…if they have the right athletic body type, because as you know, if you’ve been to Walmart and you have, that no all black girls are long, tall and lean..but rather…that round ass is round everything all jacked up with Diabetes as they drink their sugary drinks and eat their processed food…becuase America likes to oppress black people…while Europe and I guess Russia like to make them millionaires…like they did with Naomi Campbell…one of the most sour models in the history of models…with a diva personality far more interesting than Beyonce, or Oprah…. I am a fan, and not just because she still looks good naked…but because this is 25 years after she first started getting naked… The post Naomi Campbell for LUI Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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