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Samantha Gradoville in Bathing Suits of the DAy

Here is a campaign for a company called “Solid & Striped”….that is unlike every other bikini photoshoot…no wait..that is exactly like every other bikini photoshoot…because really how much variety can you really to do some overpaid hooker, who pretends she’s not a hooker, in a bikini…. The model is – Samantha Gradoville…. She’s one of the last standing American Models….because I guess the brands like to bring in foreign girls because Americans are so entitled, unappreciative, even if they pretend to be appreciative on Thanksgiving social media posts for show and I guess statistically fat thanks to all the processed fast foods and walmart cookie aisles….. I guess, some girls with good genetics, who believe in healthy eating or no eating at all, and/or fitness can sometimes be a US Passport holder. It is just rare. But in a country of 360 million people, there’s bound to be at least 1,000 people hot enough to cast for your bikini shoot…even if doing this serious, intense, girl in a bikini thing is just lame as fuck…and should have more comedy in it…to make it matter.. I guess, Solid & Striped don’t pay me to run their campaigns, so I can’t expect anything I’d really want to see out of it…but the good news is models in bikinis allow us to ignore the things that matter, like how shitty this photoshoot is… Like all instagram models before her, She’s Done Nude and Topless Shoots To Get to this Pivotal Point in her Career of Bikini Modeling for Obscure Brands that Actually Pay for Once …and you’ll like her better topless…. The post Samantha Gradoville in Bathing Suits of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Naomi Campbell for LUI Magazine of the Day

Naomi Campbell, or as we like to call her, Midnight, because she reminds me of a black stripper in her 40s I once fell in love with because of her unique smell off too much perfume and black chick….coupled with the fact that black girls just don’t age like white girls…and into their 80s can be round assed, smooth skinned, goddesses…if they have the right athletic body type, because as you know, if you’ve been to Walmart and you have, that no all black girls are long, tall and lean..but rather…that round ass is round everything all jacked up with Diabetes as they drink their sugary drinks and eat their processed food…becuase America likes to oppress black people…while Europe and I guess Russia like to make them millionaires…like they did with Naomi Campbell…one of the most sour models in the history of models…with a diva personality far more interesting than Beyonce, or Oprah…. I am a fan, and not just because she still looks good naked…but because this is 25 years after she first started getting naked… The post Naomi Campbell for LUI Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Maria Menounos in Bikinis of the Day

Maria Menounos posted a picture of herself in a bikini…and you probably shouldn’t care, because as a greek girl, her asshole is what actually matters…she uses it as her vagina… I mean you shouldn’t care because this is Maria Menounos, who was just a host on some shitty network GOSSIP show on TV every night…I’m talking low level tabloid shit that you shouldn’t watch, unless maybe you’re a depressing, on disability fuck, who is into her mouth telling them nonsense as they eat their processed food in their trailer park in some shitty middle american town…which coincidentally is probably you. The post Maria Menounos in Bikinis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miranda Kerr’s Twitter Bikini Pic of the Day

Miranda Kerr is today’s hot mom in a bikini body to remind you as you stare at your wife’s gut in the backyard tanning this weekend as she drinks a beer, that she’s wronged you, lied to you, and is in turn ruining your life by telling herself it is ok to let herself go because she’s not getting paid 10 million a year to show off her body….when in reality…it is never ok to let yourself go…you lazy fucking pig who needs to stop the processed food, fast food, sweets and carbs cuz that’s why you are a fucking fatty, hit the fucking gym even if you’re tired cuz you’re poor, a mom of 4, and stop the fucking potato chips…..cuz every human can be built like Miranda Kerr, it just takes work, work you’re wife won’t put it, even though she expects you to work to pay the mortgage and give her the good life…..This lie has to fucking end.

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Miranda Kerr’s Twitter Bikini Pic of the Day

Miranda Kerr’s Twitter Bikini Pic of the Day

Miranda Kerr is today’s hot mom in a bikini body to remind you as you stare at your wife’s gut in the backyard tanning this weekend as she drinks a beer, that she’s wronged you, lied to you, and is in turn ruining your life by telling herself it is ok to let herself go because she’s not getting paid 10 million a year to show off her body….when in reality…it is never ok to let yourself go…you lazy fucking pig who needs to stop the processed food, fast food, sweets and carbs cuz that’s why you are a fucking fatty, hit the fucking gym even if you’re tired cuz you’re poor, a mom of 4, and stop the fucking potato chips…..cuz every human can be built like Miranda Kerr, it just takes work, work you’re wife won’t put it, even though she expects you to work to pay the mortgage and give her the good life…..This lie has to fucking end.

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Anja Rubik’s Hot Hip Bone in Her Dress for the Costume Gala of the Day

The world is filled with too many fat chicks….All this processed food, cupcake shops, ice cream parlours are too accessible for them….coupled with the whole “positive body image” marketing that’s out there telling girls to love themselves if they aren’t a size 2, to not kill themselvs trying to be fit, when reality is they are killing themselves being fat….it is propoganda….Lies perpetuated by fat women coalitions against skinny women to make them feel about their lazy selves….cuz recruiting wives to give up the fitness after their first kid wasn’t enough fucking damage….. My bed is also filled with too many fat chicks….cuz the skinny chicks are rare and being swept up by rich dudes who hate fat chicks as much as I do…cuz that’s natures fucking way…..fat is bad….a sign of death and should be kept for the weaker men….which in my case it has… So when I see Anja Rubik showing some hip bone, I see hope. Let her inspire….. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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