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Kylie Jenner is Promoting Butt Enhancement Cream of the Day

Kylie Jenner is 17. Kylie Jenner should not be promoting Butt Enhancing creams… If anyone has ever been 17, they’ll know the girls they knew at 17, are already naturally enhanced, or as enhanced as their asses will ever be… Not to mention, Kylie Jenner at 17, may have plastic surgery, and that’s ridiculous, bitch is at her fucking prime… If she’s using butt enhancement cream, which she isn’t, she get paid millions to do this, and if any other 17 year olds are buying it…because Kylie Jenner endorsed it, these idiots are fucking doomed…cuz their booties have peaked…and no cream can save that.. That said, Kylie Jenner is going to be in Montreal for her 18th birthday…let’s turn that Kylie Jenner butt enhancement cream to Kylie Jenner anal sex porn for the internet…cuz she’ll be legal…and will pay more than Kylie Jenner butt enhancement cream… HEre are some of her snaps: Her sick with Syphilis cuz she fucks dirt Her getting a shot for the Syphilis Here Lips… The post Kylie Jenner is Promoting Butt Enhancement Cream of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kelsey and Baylee Soles are the Twin Sisters People are Excted About of the Day

Anyone who has had a threesome will tell you “they weren’t all that hot, but there were two of them”….it takes a real lottery win, and/or a lot of money or fame, to land a threesome with two serious fucking babes…and I guess the same goes for twins….Two is better than one. The PR team behind Soles Twins, are pushing this shit aggressively. They are all over Vogue and DailyMail, and all these other magazines, excited that there are new twins who are decent looking enough, you know in this hipster world, but more importantly, tall and skinny enough, to make it in the world of modeling… A world, that I find cheesy as fuck, posing for the sake of posing, while everything thinks they are fucking models…and any girl, no matter what her face looks like, gets signed if she’s over 5 foot 8…. So I don’t find these girls hot, but they are getting hype, and I guess that’s enough for me to notice…but more importantly, #skinny #legs… I don’t believe they are the next Olsens, or even the Barbie Twins, or the Budweiser Twins….But I do believe in skinny legs….I also believe that twins all fuck each other, even fraternal twins, because they have weird connections, and it’s technically masturbation…and incest…all at once.. Here’s some of there uneventful pics, making me believe, they have very expensive team pushing them because why else would I fucking know them…It’s not like I’m front row at fashion week. I don’t even get off my couch…or even browse the interent that aggressive. The post Kelsey and Baylee Soles are the Twin Sisters People are Excted About of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Niykee Heaton is Amazing of the Day

Niykee Heaton is some Youtube cover artist, who realized that doing cover songs would get her views, and views will get her subscribers, and subscribers will get her a record deal with Justin Timberlake trying to USHER her, but that I guess went no where, but allowed her to focus on what she is actually passionate about, showing off her fat tits, fat ass, and waist trained waist to hip ratio, like a Hip Hop video vixen, who could have been the one in videos singing, but instead is shaking her ass…on instagram…like the black dudes she seems designed for, I fucking love it. Here’s some of her recent work…. Beyoncé-d these waves. (???? @jayylawton) A video posted by Niykee Heaton (@niykeeheaton) on Jul 5, 2015 at 8:03pm PDT The post Niykee Heaton is Amazing of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Charlotte McKinney Boobie Play of the Day

These are some screencaps from some GQ produced “viral video” called “How to Date Charlotte McKinney”… Where you can get sucked into her up talking, dumb sounding, florida trash….lying about how she dates, who she dates, or what she thinks about dating, she’s just talking in Cliches while looking more unattractive than I originally thought…snorting and swearing like the drunk hooters girls she was mean to be…. What she forgets to say is “Rich and Connected” and/or “ex celebrity Stephen Dorff”…. She’s the worst…and doesn’t belong…here’s the video anyway – you’re welcome GQ…. But a reminder that America, the land of big tits, is still ass obesessed, but back to being tit obsessed, which I guess is a familiar place, even though I like ass, as tits come in so many shapes and sizes I can enjoy, while asses are just hit and miss….flat all back, fat, sloppy, etc… So Big tits are back in, not that they were ever out, but they weren’t getting the same love asses were….but now they have the power to create something as shit as Charlotte McKinney…so never underestimate the power of tits… Here she is talking about her boobs on Cosmo…for the men….pretending to be for the women…and that face…it’s so bad… Here are some paparazzi pics of her “Bra less” because this bitch MILKS things Hard CLICK HERE The post Charlotte McKinney Boobie Play of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miley Cyrus is Naked of theY Day

This is supposed to be a nude pic of Miley Cyrus… I would be more into it if her bush was a little more outrageous…trimmed by outrageous..I mean she is one of those armpit hair feminists, that I’d had to find out just does that for impact… That said, I am a firm believer and lover of bush….and not because I like feminists, or homeless chicks, or obese women who are too lazy to shave…but because it represents EROTICA to me..just get my face in it…and rub that hair all over me…kind of thing… I am a firm hater of people who think bush is gross, because they’ve been brain washed to think that it is unhygienic, or bush isn’t sexy or erotic, and that bald is beautiful, even though bald is almost just easy to maintain, you just gotta shave it all off.. Now I don’t know if this is Miley, but i’ll assume it is..because this is something she’d put out there…while I’m waiting for her to do something more inspiring…like tranny sex videos…to really shake things up and expose her existence… The post Miley Cyrus is Naked of theY Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elsa for GQ Magazine Mexico of the Day

Elsa Hosk is Swedish, yet she’s in GQ Mexico…how’s that make sense? Is this globalization? Or is this just making a girl an international success… The fact is that she’s disappointing, because before she was a VS model on their promotional tour, she was a nude model, getting naked in fashion editorials that may have had no point, but that involved naked girls, and naked girls, is all the story I need for a fashion editorial, or really any editorial, I grew up jerking off to Playboy, I can appreciate that vibe in the mainstream, more than throat fucking, humiliation, teen porn…I’m wholesome like that… What I am saying is, these pics aren’t naked enough for a girl who gets naked… The post Elsa for GQ Magazine Mexico of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan Ass Picker of the Day

Lindsay Lohan will never die. She’s proved that her career can die, but this bitch can take an obscene amount of abuse…and still manages to have an ass I’d love to eat, even knowing that it’s tainted, but also that it’s probably never shit, because she’s some cocaine fueled robot with no soul…not that a shitting ass would be a turn off for me eating ass, I’m mean it’s something I deal with everytime I eat ass, and apparently, the ass always wins….I mean…as a general concept…because the fact it’s being eating by me…means it’s actually lost… To see more pics of LOhan in a bikini CLICK HERE … But if you’re over her, like the film industry and producers are, here’s her replacement, co-star from Mean Girls, who I assume cast a spell on Lohan when they were in the same room, to either steal Lohan’s career…and/or…do Lohan better than lohan….Amanda Seyfried…in Leggigns… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lindsay Lohan Ass Picker of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rita Ora’s Men’s Shirt Porn of the Day

Rita Ora wore a men’s shirt and fuck me boots while leaving a hotel or brothel or whatever this is… Mens Shirts with party footwear, like heels or fuck me boots are the number one walk of shame solution for girls who don’t like walking around in last night’s party dress because it is covered in cum and vomit…and stale beer… If this was a girl, who I worked with, not that I work with people, but you know what I mean, my neighbor or the coffee shop employee or really anyone…I’d be all about this.. Since it is Rita Ora who only exists because she’s a whore, it’s not all that interesting..but in her defense, none of these idiots are… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Rita Ora’s Men’s Shirt Porn of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Tamara Ecclestone’s Billion Dollar Bikini Fall of the Day

Tamara Ecclestone is the billionaire heir of the Formula One race circuit.. I am sure her rich dad has done a lot of other things…but that’s the only one I know… She was in Greece in a bikini, where she was celebrating motherhood…I guess… Now she’s in LA…but before getting shot by the paparazzi there, she managed to give us this action shot that is absolutely not exciting at all…but is still a billionaire brat, who is trashier than Paris Hilton, in a bikini….and that’s more interesting than anything I’ve seen in actual life today, except maybe that homeless guy staring at some fat chick in a bikini tanning, or the couple that looked like they were practicing tantric sex in some spider pose in the park….so maybe I did see more interesting shit, but they weren’t a billionaire failing in a bikini…so they weren’t shit. The post Tamara Ecclestone’s Billion Dollar Bikini Fall of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Heidi Klum in a Bikini of the Dday

Heidi Klum is 100 years old in model years, 50 in human years, 350 in dog years…and one in hot retired models… She still has a rockin body in her bikini, and the body is what you look at, as faces can be botoxed to shit and don’t count, but body, that takes work.. It’s amazing that her pussy was blown the fuck out by SEAL….because you know it was blown the fuck out by SEAL…and not just from the SEAL PUPS she squirted out…but the process in creating those SEAL PUPS… And I guess what I am saying is – Ethnic Cleansing….from the 40s in Germany…at there most famous camp, that wasn’t the same Jewish camp all you Jewish kids went to…it’s a different one….that I think created science that made this… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Heidi Klum in a Bikini of the Dday appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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