Original Bruce Jenner…only never confirmed..Nicole Scherzinger…still has a rocking body, because I guess when you have a good amount of testosterone to estorgen ratio…and some fake tits, you can stay ripped in your “transition”… Unlike Bruce Jenner, she hasn’t confirmed anything for the reality show, it may work against her fucking rich dudes, but rich dudes love trannies, but maybe they like keeping that secret… But like Bruce Jenner, she’s waited until people don’t care about her before pulling out the tit. The post Nicole Scherzinger’s Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
One of the many things I don’t understand about hollywood, pop culture, things that are famous….things that make money…things that go viral…is Anna Kendrick.. If you told me she was a camp councillor at 35, or still working on her bachelor degree because she can’t pass one of her classes in “communications”…with big dreams of working the local news weather desk….or even if she worked a daycare, or a waitress at a chain restuarant, not even something trendy…I would believe you.. But here she is, one of the biggest, most high paid, award winning….actresses…. Proving there is no justice…in this world… But there are bikinis, so we can just focus on those. The post Anna Kendrick in a Bikini Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I wish I was sucked into Kylie Jenner as much as the rest of the world, but I am more compelled by her snapchat than I should be. I don’t even follow her shit, I’m lazy, but anything good ends up on the internet, and it’s always weird enough for me to watch…partially because she looks like a 40 year old mom or pornstar with bad plastic surgery, something she probably got from her sister, who is old enough to be her mom….but she also does all this hip hop dancing…and showing off her tits…and in this edition, eating a pastry that is fed to her by one of her friends who is her friend because she’s Kylie Jenner, or is on payroll, as these things happen… It may not be as remarkable as her getting gas for the paparzzi, but I think it is, and this is probably all just a snapchat campaign….that I hope ends up in her own snapchat sex video, because that’s her family responsibility she’s been training for all her life….because I guess fucking black dudes is good for business…it reminds me of that Sandra Bullock movie where they adopt the black kid to get into the NFL because their own white kid is too homo….you know…living out that dream… Doesn’t matter, because the sex tape hasn’t happened, even if Khloe Kardashian admits to listening to them have sex…paving they way for the inevitable snap porn, but these snapchats speak to that…a little preview if you will, just imagine the chocolate phallus was 4 times the size… Here’s a few more… On and the Gas Pumping pics people loved yesterday… The post Kylie Jenner Loves Brown Phallus of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
These two girls started an instagram account early on instagram called “Bikini a Day”…where they would post a picture of them in a bikini every single day, but instead of packaging it as “we like being seen in bikinis, because we are exhibitionists, and if we do it this way, as a brand, or a magazine, we won’t look like thirsty bitches, we’ll just look like bikini advocates”…even though eveyrone knows that bikini pics from the dawn of the internet out perform clothed pictures..it’s simple.. Anyway, they’ve managed to create real standardized photos for their instagram, that people I guess are into, but that I find cheesy as fuck… They’ve managed to make millions as bikini models, even though they have no business being models…but I guess models have no business being models… And the whole thing is cheesy as fuck, but still converts, and they’ve leveraged it to some bigger concept, bigging thing, more relevant than Sports Illustrated swimsuit, and even sellable to a big brand, because who wouldn’t want to promote their bikinis to a retard audince every single day…..that’s 30 pics a month…and boom…money.. At least one of them has huge tits…and here’s their cheesy campaign, that would be embarassing, if it this social media thing didn’t work out and it was just girls doing this playing make-belief bikini model…but I guess they now make more than bikini models and can hire bikini models if they choose to…cuz that’s how luck for girls so willing to get half naked that they worked on it everyday – turns into money. I find this world too saturated, too boring…what’s next!? I don’t know..but hopefully it is good. The post Bikini a Day Hookers Do Bikinis Like Bikini Modeling of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The latest in Katy Perry news is that she’s still an overrated, talentless con artist who has won with her brain washing music, that just gets into all our heads for no reason other than scientific formulas created by the record label to encourage consumption… She’s also recently reportedly single from John Mayer, a dude girls locally have told me was into ass eating before ass eating was cool, when ass eating was something that would throw off a girl when you asked her to do it after a show, ever those they’d still do it, because he was famous and chose them to go backstage with him, that’s what fans are supposed to do… Well, like all recently single girls, she’s on a mission to get revenge and I guess, doing obscure market Vogue, with your big tits, even though you can do all markets of VOgue, you’re Katy Perry…. I guess what I’m trying to say is that she’s half naked and doesn’t look nearly as fat as she does in person… Here’s the video… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Katy Perry for Vogue China of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t know if I am saying this because I am jealous that these Treats! dudes out of LA get all these aspiring models and instagram models naked for their rich investors at their parties, paving the way for a constant flow of sugar babies to a sex obsessed group of rich men….you know always recruiting the hot girls, who think it’s the hot place to be, so that they can live that LA life being hot…and I’m not invited… But I find all these hot girls posing like assholes for no reason boring, stupid, a waste of time, uninteresting, uninspiring, garbage.. Yes they are hot, so many girls are hot…some hotter than others, but so many girls have enough of what I need to get off…a vagina… So seeing these idiots posing like they are fucking selling product, or doing the Vogue, or who the fuck knows, just constantly makes me laugh.. It’s all over instagram, it’s like do you not realize you look like an asshole trying to look hot and amazing… It drives me fucking crazy…just stand there, pump you booty out, bend so you look like you have a waist, what’s the post of this again? Oh right, because we like naked chicks… It’s just so dumb…but I’ll still look, because it is stll naked chicks, but I think it’s time people dig a little deeper than these cheesy fucking shoots…we get it, you can pose, or you can push a button on a camera…but what’s the fucking point…creating disposable bullshit art? ok..showing off tits…ok…. I expect more out of these millionaires….but Julia Lescova is still naked, at least she’s naked, if she wasn’t naked these photos would be real fucking dumb… The post Julia Lescova for Treats! of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I used to listen to a radio show called “Lovers and Other Strangers”….that was syndicated and is probably still on the radio.. hosted by this bitch named Delilah … who thought that she was channeling a message from god….where she would really preach jesus shit in reference to her advice she would give people going through a divorce or calling in to celebrate their lives…for her to answer them with condescending advice and often times play totally inappropriate songs to deal with the issues these people were going through…Like someone would call in and say their wife of 40 years cheated on them then died…and she’d play a Christina Aguilera song…it is the little things, like everything wrong in America that brings me joy…as well as tits.. So it is only natural that this Delilah, will remind me of than Delilah, and that Delilah, will remind me of love, and this Delilah, will be on the recieving end of that love, because she’s amazing looking and you’d be crazy not to love her…but that could just be me drunk on her tits talking… All this to say, photos by Purienne and he’s good. The post Delilah Parillo By Purienne for Vogue Spain of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I know I call Sports Illustrated models gold digging Sugar Babies, who just use Sports Illustrated as a vehicle to increase their social media following, and to in turn feel like they are established as models, and professionals at modeling, so that rich guys feel less like they are hiring hookers, even though modeling is just hooking…they feel like they are linking up with top tier, chosen by an agency, a casting director, and a photographer…before ending up on their yacht…. Because Sports Illustrated models are gold digging Sugar Babies….who use modeling to get boyfriends, it’s not like they are getting paid to be in the magazine, it’s just a stamp of approval… So everything they do, is about self promoting, and about building out that brand to lure the richest guy, and in doing they they pull these silly stunts on instagram, showing off to get some buzz, because it works for one of them, and the other’s follow… I miss when models were something unattainable and prestigious, bow they are just bottom feeding garbage…and not just because they look like they have Downs Syndrome, like Nina Agdal…but because of everything they do…. Not that I have any issue with a girl showing off her hot ass…I encourage this, she just needs to know she’s a hooker and I’m sure she does every time someone she fucks leaves behind 10k in cash… The post Nina Agdal Ass for Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Sistine Stallone is Sylvester Stallone’s daughter who is now a “model” because she’s an LA rich kid, living the Vapid rich kid life, where everyone is a fucking model, especially when they have famous and connected parents, because it’s way cooler socially that being a doctor or scientists Everyone wants to be a fucking Kardashian….which is so fucking insane, there are so many girls in the world and on social media who look hot in a bikini, I am down with looking at them, but they are all the same fucking person…but I hate anyone who aspires to be just another instagram model because they have trust funds and this justifies spending a life playing pretending it’s a career…nothing wrong with that… She’s like 12…so you’re a pervert if you like it..or just a Sylvestor Stallone fan into anything related to to him that’s not gay to jerk off to. The post Sistine Stallone in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Willa Holland is Brian De Palma’s stepdaughter and I like stepdaughters…. Especially when they played the younger sister on the OC, back when Mischa Barton was falling apart at the fucking seams… Well, here she is in a kiddie pool for you perverts who are really into things in the kiddie pools whether in a bikini or not…because you’re a fucking predator… The post Willa Holland’s Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
