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Eva Longoria Ass in Leggings of the Day

Eva Longoria’s ass has had a lot of black dick in it…and here it is being held together with a high spandex count pair of pants… She’s also Mexican, first generation, so that means she’s more an American Princess, more white and obnoxious and even racist than most white people…. You know the kind of Mexican who doesn’t make her own corn tortillas, but who finds it fun to wear a sombrero on Cinco de Mayo…. Straight from Texas to LA…..and for some reason…the world fucking loves her… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Eva Longoria Ass in Leggings of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Charlotte McKinney’s Stephen Dorff Tits of the Day

Charlotte McKinney posted a set of Stephen Dorff tits…on her instagram…because he’s a notorious womanizing cokehead…meaning her pussy is tainted, probably diseased…from Pam Anderson to hookers….motherfucker has been around…and now he’s deep inside Charlotte McKinney…who may be a virtual nobody, and her TV stint has been a great way to increase her hooker value….which is perfect for her to end up with someone like Stephen Dorff….it’s a good place, I mean where else was there for her to go…back to Florida? For a life of a bootleg hooters girl, who luckily has a Bahamian jewelry selling tax evading rich father….because how else would she have got her tits this far along, which isn’t that far, but it’s far enough to get Stephen Doff….which isn’t that much of an accomplishment…because he fucks everything….but to her it probably is…I bet she thanks her tits every night… The post Charlotte McKinney’s Stephen Dorff Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner VS Snapchat of the Day

I guess Kylie Jenner wasn’t the 21 year old found dead in Demi Moore’s pool with the “assistant”…partially because Kylie Jenner isn’t 21 but also because the “assistant” excuse is the oldest excuse used by famous people ever…assistants are the paid alibis always… But Kylie Jenner is the youngest Kardashian craving attention, possibly because her father is a now her mother, but also due to attention seeking being a family tradition….which I guess is blanket statement for everything these idiots represent… So she’s out showing off her soon to be 18, already fucked by 25 year old black dudes with kids tits…and…I don’t care, but find it interesting to see what young people to day are into…and doing…in this case to stay relevant for million dollar endorsement deals, but representative of all these self absorbed idiots with their constant selfies…using people like Kylie as their big cleavage leaders… The post Kylie Jenner VS Snapchat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Alba’s “Flourish from the Inside Out” Campaign of the Day

Jessica Alba must have a huge stake of ZICO Coconut water, or ZICO has paid her a fucking lot of money, so much that they couldn’t afford a copywriter, or designer, good photographer, or really anything other than Alba…because they are pushing these pictures as hard as they can…it’s the same shoot we saw months ago…and now there’s a shitty slogan… “Flourish from the Inside Out”… It sounds like something digestive, or maybe sexually, like pink on the inside, tan on the outside…..or like her cervix is flourishing with excitement ready to make another baby to spend her stupid money on….before being shat out of her to further make us hate her life choices… I am not being paid by ZICO…so fuck them and their shitty cum tasting garbage beverage…there are better coconut waters out there…try them… The post Jessica Alba’s “Flourish from the Inside Out” Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hailey Cluason for Ysu Tsia of the Day

Hailey Clauson is only an interesting story because when she was 16, she did a campaign for Urban Outfitters that her father signed off on, and was there for, and she turned around an sued the store for a lot of money and “settled”….in what I would have thought was the nail in the coffin of a career, but since she was a 16 year old girl, she was the victim, since 16 year old’s can’t be calculating psychopaths, and brands are evil…allowing her to have a career…if you think workinf or Sports Illustrated is a career, since they don’t pay..when I guess it’s really just more marketing for her… Doesn’t matter… What matters is that she’s in these pics to prepare all you perverts for Miami Swimweek, which in case you don’t use instagram, is where all the instagram models meet up to wear bikinis together… The post Hailey Cluason for Ysu Tsia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Olivia Culpo in Treats of the Day

She was Miss USA, and Nick Jonas’ girlfriend…and I guess now naked in a magaizne…that is a magazine, but really only for the sake of luring in hot girls in LA to shoot naked, because it makes it seem more legit, when really the objective is to just get them naked for shoots, like most of these instagram photographers are doing with these instagram models, it’s a good excuse to get girls naked…and to see girls you’d otherwise not see naked…only for TREATS!, it’s recruiting for sugar babies and sugar daddies….making it seem much more high end… It’s like not your bootleg hipster nude shoot, this shit is in Mansions while rich dudes finance it and watch… The post Olivia Culpo in Treats of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Australian Babe by Jody Pachniuk of the Day

I don’t know much….but I know I love Australia…and that may be all I need to know… Sure, I’ve never been to Australia, but the girls I see on the internet from Australia are from another fucking planet, I guess one we call Australia… I mean maybe I’m not getting an honest rendition of the motherfucker, because the trolls that should stay in their kangaroo pouches aren’t hustling their social media with hot fucking pics, you know I get a taste of a small fraction of Australians…but not the kind of taste I want…you know of their assholes…from direct tongue to asshole contact…or tongue to dirty panties they leave in a hotel room on an LA visit to get famous…I’m not picky..when it comes to licking the asshole of perfection.. I don’t know Jody the photographer…or the model…and I’m too lazy to google, but I do know amazing when I see it…and this is amazing… The post Australian Babe by Jody Pachniuk of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nina Agdal Modeling Beach Bunny Lingerie of the Day

Beach Bunny must be owned by Sports Illustrated, because it is the only brand that gives the 5/10 in terms of hoteness Sports Illustrated models any fucking work, it’s like at some point in time they all run through this nonsense and they all look as best as they can, which in Nina’s case is okay, she’s got a good body, but she’s big and Danish, and her head is built like someone with a retardation or birth defect, which I guess doesn’t matter when she’s got a body like this…a long torso that seems to be getting longer and longer..the more her alcoholism and aging takes its toll on her… She will end up with a very rich American husband, and this is basically her “back pages”…marketing tool, because I know she doesn’t make any real money…but why should she, she just stands around in a fucking bikini like a hooker…so treat her like one… Here are the pics… The post Nina Agdal Modeling Beach Bunny Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Swift’s Crotchshot of the DAy

I have a feeling that Taylor Swift is so powerful and in control of every aspect of her billion dollar career, that she’s got a team of people in place, strategically designed so that there is 360 degree coverage from every angle, so that people can’t get a picture of her vagina protruding from her skimpy shorts from all the excitement caused by being a powerhouse act that pretty much has all these puppet idiots, mostly models, around her to have her fun with, when she’s not burning through cock, like it was Paris Hilton’s burning vagina… All this to say, I prefer when crotch shots are less creatively blocked, and more spread eagled so that I can see into her soul as she drips, cuz she clearly always drips, she’s wet like that, all over the examining room table… TO SEE PICS OF HER LEGS IN NYC CLICK HERE The post Taylor Swift’s Crotchshot of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan’s Selfie Erotica of the Day

Here is a little Lindsay Lohan intermission to remind all of you motherfuckers that even the most battered, beat-up, broken down, corpse of a person who was once a real celebrity but who is now a shell of what they were, resorting to Instagram to make a couple of dollars to fund their lavish lifestyle they can’t afford to fund, thanks to being an idiot and self destructing instead of maximizing that shit, investing in fucking internet things when she had the money, becoming a billionaire crackhead, instead the crackhead hooker to billionaires… All this to say, with the right filter, she’s alright at the in bed, possibly naked, making you want to climb behind her in the “Ray Jay / Kim K” monkey mount….but maybe I’m just reading into it too much because I think Lohan, crackhead, half dead zombie, broken down girl, is magical…partially that she’s still alive, and because she represents Hollywood’s glory days, and by glory days I mean when Hollywood started turning from independent actor based movies, to commercial shit designed to fill seats… I’d do her… The post Lindsay Lohan’s Selfie Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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