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Ashley Tisdale is Slutty for Some Photoshoot of the DAy

Posted on July 13, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ashley Tisdale is a girl I’ve slandered for a long time and I really had no reason for it…I guess I just feel the need to slander girls who are over-celebrated, when I don’t think they deserve to be celebrated…..like when I looked at her face years ago and saw her win a Teen Choice award or an MTV award….or maybe it was an Oscar for her great acting…and for being “the hottest girl of the year”…and I just said “attack these media lies”….you see I don’t go after big pharma, or corporations, or even Facebook for distracting and dividing us so that we don’t make progress in the world, or have the government admit to Aliens..I go after actors who I don’t find hot…but who win awards for being hot…because that’s a nobel fight worth fighting…right? Well, it turns out that making fun of her was just a shitty, boring angle, when I should just stare at her little tits…because who cares about a bad face if the girl isn’t fat…Words of wisdom to live by… All this to say…this is the kind of work I think all girls should partake in… The post Ashley Tisdale is Slutty for Some Photoshoot of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nicky Hilton Wedding Upskirt of the Day

Posted on July 13, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Apparently Nicky Hilton got married this past weekend, I can assume no one cared, there was no real buzz around it, because she’s always been the quiet, less interesting sister in the shadow of her evil sister Paris, but I guess that doesn’t mean she couldn’t take a lesson from her sister, in one last attempt to make some noise and say “Hey Look At Me”…since she know the wedding alone wasn’t good enough….so she flashed her panties in typical Hilton fashion…only I guess in Paris’ case,her panties are more toxic and sometimes made of labia….. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Nicky Hilton Wedding Upskirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kim Kardashian New Sex Tape of the Day

Posted on July 12, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s so hard to confirm or deny the rumors that Kim Kardashian has a sex tape that was filmed with or during her first marriage, that I think was to a white dude, before the show ever happened….but I don’t really see why anyone would care about Kim Kardashian getting fucked a decade ago a second time…It’s like we’ve seen this one trick wonder and what fucking on camera has done for her…and we have seen that she has no fucking soul and would release something like this, because why not, she likes people jerking off to her fuck, it feels good now that she has everything else in the world… She’s a pile of shit of a person, and even if the above screenshot is her, and it could be…but it could also be 90 percent of girls on Instagram with their face injections who look like Kim Kardashian…when all the world needs to see is her sex tape to be more of a murder suicide tape…get rid of her.. Here are the rest of her pics for “System Magazine”…with nipples…because anything for attention. The post Kim Kardashian New Sex Tape of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Is the troll being used as a diversion from Taylor Swift’s camel toe? of the Day

Posted on July 12, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

THe question is…. Does Taylor Swift collect people she has respect for. You know she wants to surround herself by people she is impressed by or who she finds interesting….or does Taylor Swift collect people so that from a marketing perspective she looks important….like the person to be friends with….or does Taylor Swift collect people because she didn’t have friends going out and now she can have any friends she wants….and the exciting thing about these friends is that she can manupulate them like real life barbies… Or…does Taylor Swift want to be a model, and likes showing off her legs against the legs of all these Victoria’s Secret models… Or are these people just latching onto Taylor Swift because she’s famous and increases their profile? She’s the focal point / centre of attention amongst people that the media talk about…making her more important….she’s got the #squad everyone wants to be part of, and she’s the most powerful act right now…so this is all marketing…if she wanted to be a model, she could be….she just wants to be the most relevant, talked about person…who gets more money than any model ever gets to endorse product.. I don’t have the answers, I just know Lena Dunham, or trying to understand what species Lena Dunham is, distracts me from Taylor Swift’s cameltoe…it must be intentional… The post Is the troll being used as a diversion from Taylor Swift’s camel toe? of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Verne Troyer Mini Me Drunken Fall of the Day

Posted on July 12, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I still think the best Verne Troyer moment was when he was pulling his Turkey….no…that’s not code for midget jerking off…her was actually pulling a fucking turkey.. But seeing him drunk and falling into the club owner’s arms in Miami recently is worth watching…because everyone likes a freakish dwarf with a hooker and alcohol problem in his element…because you know that he’s crawled into a girl’s pussy at least once and that in and of itself is magic…and I believe in magic… The post Verne Troyer Mini Me Drunken Fall of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Valeria Moreno Naked for Valentina Perez of the Day

Posted on July 10, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know Valeria Moreno , but she’s just a Miami Colombian babe who gets naked for her friend Valentina Perez …who takes pics of her and shares them with all of you…because this is what hot girls everywhere should be doing…getting naked…and letting me stare at the pics as long as I want without it getting weird because I am alone on my computer right now… I like girls of all shapes, sizes, ethnicities, and as long as they have vaginas, they don’t even need to be shaved vaginas…I will stare.. Either way, fun shoot by fun people…that didn’t invite me to watch because they think I’m weird…because I am… The post Valeria Moreno Naked for Valentina Perez of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lara Stone Models Purses of the Day

Posted on July 10, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lara Stone is a cunt who tried to sue me for posting boring as fuck honeymoon pictures…back when she was married to a relevant comedian….at the time when she was naked all the time in her photoshoots while being a model…because that’s what models do..they are bodies that sell those bodies like hookers…because they are hookers…who eventually start a family with rich people…like TV show creators… Not that any of that matters, but Lara Stone is still pretty fucking hot, and just because I can’t get over insignificant lawsuits that never amounted to anything, because I am insignificant in the grand scheme of things, like if you were to ask her what DrunkenStepfather.com is, she’d have no fucking idea..but I can still think she’s a cunt in this one sided relationship…a cunt I would like to wear as gas mask…in the apocalypse that is my life.. The post Lara Stone Models Purses of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Big Brother Masturbation of the Day

Posted on July 10, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s a video for Big Brother a show that I am not interested in watching and have never been interested in watching…but that I am watching now…at least this clip of it…because it is apparently one of the contestants jerking off and smearing his cum on the girl he is jerking off with… I don’t know if this dude is actually jerking off, or if watching a dude jerking off is something you are into, whether on Network Television or their webcast livefeed to keep their shit going 24 hours a day for fat, lonely, trailer trash with nothing better to do with their lives….but I assume public masturbation is, because it is the only way you can show people your pathetic dick…creeper.. All this to say, everything is porn, because humans are horny…stop repressing us mainstream media….let these two fuck graphic sex…instead of making them hide it under the covers like a bunch of religious weirdos…which they obviously aren’t, they are on Big Brother… The post Big Brother Masturbation of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Natalie Portman for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Posted on July 10, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I once wrote, but you didn’t ready, that I always laugh when I see Natalie Portman, only because she’s got so many gold stars of David next to her brandname… The first being Jewish. Jewish guys fucking love hot Jewish girls, it gives them hope that they too will find a hot one amongst the inbred troll looking ones…since there are only so many Jewish girls around…and as we know…any culture has a limited amount of hot girls and the hot girl to troll girl ratio is never favorable….When you’re not forced to marry a Jewish girl to make your family happy, you have more options…so the hot Jewish girl’s stock is valuable..she’s in high demand… That is why even the fattest most disgusting Jewish girl is a daddy’s girl with a bad attitude, because she knows she’ll be fine…married and mom…to a rich guy…. The second gold star of David is that she’s also done Star Wars…which is just a WTF..set for life…fanbase forever situation… Here she is in Harper’s Bazaar… The post Natalie Portman for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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J.Lo Not Bailing Out Puerto Rico of the Day

Posted on July 9, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Puerto Rico is trying to get bankruptcy protection…They are something like $200 billion dollars in debt and I figure if J.Lo is as Puerto Rican as she claims to be in her marketing campaign around her fat ass, she’ll do something about it… You see, we know she’s born in the USA and struggles with spanish when she tries to speak it, and we know her hood rat hispanic twang, is just a bullshit angle to get the hispanic listener to buy her shit…and we know it worked… They still encourage her to get naked, half naked, at 50 and a mom..because hisanics do this into their 80s…it’s a cultural thing …that J.Lo is so far removed from, unless in interviews to get more album sales and lock in that loyal crowd… Well, at least she’s not helping Puerto Rico…in tight pants showing off that fat video vixen caliber ass…because it’s better than her not helping Puerto Rico naked….you see the pants squeeze her into place… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post J.Lo Not Bailing Out Puerto Rico of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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