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The Hadids Trying to Keep Up with the Kardashians of the Day

To me, the existence of Gigi and Bella Hadid…and really their reality star parents, is the equivalent of the pissing contest rich people have to outdo each other… I had a shitty Carni job many years ago that lasted a few days. It was at an event company, where I would set up the inflatable games and sometimes man the inflatable games, I’m talking the bouncy castle, which apparentlty isn’t good for an angry, chain smoking drunk who at the time hated rich people and kids equally… I’ve grown to hate nothing, if anything rich people are entertaining and I like being invited to their parties…But I also learned that rich people are basically giant kids, who can be giant kids, becuase they are rich, and in being rich and childish, they love to troll each other, prank each other and outdo each other… So you know the Hadids are “Bff” with the Kardashians, same circle situation, while their parents are plotting for the Hadid’s to be as big if not bigger than the Kardashians…and I guess Gigi wasn’t doing a good enough job on her own, so they’ve thrown Bella Hadid at the fire… Here they are in some sister fetish porn…called a fashion shoot for a magazine..if they really want to beat the Kardashians, this should be a sex tape… The post The Hadids Trying to Keep Up with the Kardashians of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner Harness of the Day

Gay dudes have been wearing fetish gear as club gear since gay dudes started going to clubs for sex. I guess that’s trickled down into the mainstream…the hetero/ semi-hetero mainstream since nothing is hetero anymore…Everyone’s a faggot… Well, fetish gear has reached the point of teeny boppers…. These girls are now hitting up the sex shop for leather straps and accessories designed to get fucked in…which woould make sense since everyone has grown up on hardcore porn and are sexually weird… Not to mention it looks kind of futuristic, and I guess girls started wearing sports bras to the gym, or underwear as outerwear in the 80s thanks to Madonna, to boy short underwear as pants with ass cheecks hainging out and crop tops…to g-strings around hips in the 90s low-rise jean movement…meanign this Kendall Jenner strapped ass is not weird enough.. The post Kendall Jenner Harness of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Eva Longria Dives in a No Dive Zone of the Day

Here’s some typical Mexican behavior…you know just not following the rules…because she may or may not know how to read in English, but I assume she does, because she’s the whitest fucking Mexican, the kind with a Mexican staff to shit on, and make herself feel accomplished and less like a first Generation…expect when she’s needed to make a quote on Mexican rights, like calling Donald Trump Hitler, something that I am sure Jewish people would take offense to, but more importantly, that she’s got no business commenting on, as she’s so disconnected from anything Mexican, you know being a hollywood slut, that it’s just her PR play to remind you she exists… Rember, you can never trust someone who dives in a no dive zone…No dive zone.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Eva Longria Dives in a No Dive Zone of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kesler Tran Makes Natalia O. Dirty of the Day

Kesler Tran is just killing it right now…one of the best there is in LA taking pics of these no name aspiring girls…and he takes seriously solid images of then.,..which I guess they need for their sugar baby profiles…. I’m joking, I mean I’m sure they are published models, I mean I could just check their instagram to confirm that, because when girls do shoots all the time, and if they have an agency beyond an escort agency…and they’ve been featured in a magazine, or even a club flyer, they’ll let you know so you don’t mistake them as a cheesy hooker.. That said, the girls in LA are fucking hot…not always great people, but trying hard to make it..and I think Kesler Tran takes them out of that coke fueled hell and makes them look better than they probably are… Here’s a solid interpretation of the much she’s covered being as dirty as her soul… The post Kesler Tran Makes Natalia O. Dirty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Ellingson in a Bathing Suit of the Day

If you’re in the mood to remember an uneventful, unmemorable VIctoria’s Secret model…they happen more than you even realize, you know girls they test out for their catalogs and even their runway show…who they never fully commit to, and even if they do..they kind of just phase them out… Here’s Lindsay Ellingson … The post Lindsay Ellingson in a Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chirssy Teigen Found Her Stance of the Day

When you’re a useless, unattractive, aging and fat gold digging bitch… You take whatever platform you can to get attention, even one as basic as fighting for the right to post nipple on Instagran…. Something that has got me and others I know banned from the app, but that for some reason gets some low level, uninteresting, broken down faced, wife of singer press… I don’t actually hate Chrissy Teigen…in fact I am surprised I know she exists, and that I even know who she is, but I guess with all her chirping…and drunken noise…and maneuvering of the media…like it was John Legend’s wallet… She’s attacked me on her blog, not that I care, but she called me a rapist…but the fact is that even if I was a rapist…with so much rage and semen built up..and she was the only pig I saw walking down the alley on a night I was on a rape mission…as I assume rapists do…I’d rather jerk off… So her tit campaign is just stupid, but I like seeing her conform to the rules, because she’s a joke,..in career, and if her campaigning…. Here’s her nude shoot in case you missed it or care… CLICK HERE The post Chirssy Teigen Found Her Stance of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anastasia Ashley for FHM of the Day

I prefer seeing professional surfer Anastasia Ashley surfing… it is impressive and something that no other model, or instagram slut, or really no other dude can do…and that’s amazing to me… I mean, I guess being stripped down into her bathing suit is okay, but any girl can do that….and based on every girl on instagram, they do that…they all think “We’re bikini models, eit gets likes”…even when they aren’t…like retards who don’t realize that thinking is more effective for a quality life than instagram likes… You see, when it comes to bikinis, we’ve seen it all before…but with surfing, there’s so much more I’d like to see from Anastasia… I guess when it is for the cover of a Men’s Magazine it is a big deal….especially since they are celebrating her as a surfer…and not some bikini ass from Instagram… and I assume FHM is still massively followed and relevant, even though I don’t really follow anything they do, and haven’t even picked up an issue since the 90s when I didn’t know better, but then again I am like Caitlyn Jenner, and not the average, retard, male….but I’m not in a dress… I would have liked to see these pics to be more interesting, but I guess it’s not about me, I would have liked these pics to be more celebratory of her ass, something you can never get enough of, but I am glad that they did because it may lead to a better chance of her being Ben Affleck’s next girlfriend..you know..good for branding… Either way, she’s the worst. The post Anastasia Ashley for FHM of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miley Cyrus Kissing a Girl of the Day

Miley Cyrus kissed a girl…and you shouldn’t care. Girls kissing is Amateur hour… The first time I saw 20 year old girls making out with each other in person for attention…was at a college party…not that I went to college…but I did spend a good 15 years going to college parties…because the girls were easy, the drinks cheap and no one knew I was in my 30s.. That said, it was the late 80s, early 90s, when there was no real lesbianism beyond biker bull dykes who couldn’t hide that they were lesbians, just girls who were using the most basic of male fetishes to get attention, free drinks, to cock tease.. Two cute girls, who may have got off to each other, you know experimenting isn’t anything new, girls have been masturbating together and comparing clits and labia meatiness forever, girls fucking love each other, but they know…shit gets what they want out of men… I know that Miley and Stella could be lesbians, could be experimenting, could really believe in the LGBTQRSTLMNOP movement, seems like everyone does… But I also know that Miley doesn’t really leave her house, when she is shot by paparazzi it is on purpose, and this…an angle…for press…it works for her platform…when everything else is started to become boring.. I find this shit dull, obvious, good for the VS model she’s making out with who I will not name, because she’s fame whoring and we hate that…far more than we hate Miley’s transition…even if it’s bullshit…they still tongue each other…and that’s real enough for the pervert in me. Here she is in V Magazine: The post Miley Cyrus Kissing a Girl of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jewel Kilcher in a Bikini of the Day

I once made an experiemental video set to a Jewel Song.. It was starring a couple of potatoes doing some stop motion weirdness, because I guess before the internet I was onto the whole “do weird things and call it art because idiots will buy anything if marketed properly”….a knowledge I’ve had forever, but don’t do anything about, because marketing is a lot of work and I prefer drinking, I would require some kind of manager but that would require talking to someone….which I hate doing…I’d rather just sit her knowing it’s easy to troll the world than troll the world… I guess I was a visionary, because back then Jewel just happened, and now she’s turned into a potato…a bikini wearing potato… Hey Miss Cleo..I’m the fucking psychic network..if I had a VHS player I’d have the proof… I guess the most exciting thing about Jewel is her livijng in her car lie…she probably slept in her car once, before sleeping on anyone who would listen to her Alaskan folk music…that has now brought her to this…bikini wearing potato…20 years later.. The post Jewel Kilcher in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rihanna Impersonator Seeks Attention of the Day

Rita Ora is best known for being a UK based Rihanna Impersonator, who made the move to the USA with one of her DJ boyfriends, when Rihanna was going through some shit, and it seemed that they were going to need to replace her during one of her tours..and when Rihanna ended up powering through, Rita Ora, was left to try to create her own career, as Back-Up singers and bootleg versions of stars tend to do…and she’s doing it in the best way possible..being a public exhibitionist slut…it gets you noticed,, but ask Lady Gaga…it is not sustainable…cuz once we see tits…we’re over it…and we never were into the music…so don’t count on us to cry at your memorial after the drug overdose like you were Michael Jackson… That said, I bet she knows every Rihanna lyric..and dance moves… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Here she is in a concert in a club – just because.. The post Rihanna Impersonator Seeks Attention of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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