I guess she was showing her girl that she’s not actually a Bruce Jenner…and that was just a media lie created due to her muscle tone, when she made her millions as a song and dancer who was probably destined to hooker / stripper / escort / or porn star but who instead stumbled into the Pussy Cat Dolls Audition and made it…so hard…she can dyke out in Greece with her bitches..like gender ambiguous drunks do.. I guess she’s celebrating Greece’s Bankruptcy,..in Greece…the ancient home of anal. Yay for drunk rich sluts… TO SEE PICS OF HER IN A BIKINI CLICK HERE The post Nicole Scherzinger Gone Wild in Greece of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Katy Perry is a massive business… Some would argue that she’s a massive scam… But I would argue that 90 percent of business and success is a scam….it is usually shitty product you don’t need, shitty service you don’t need, shitty messaging, that just communicates to the retards of the world who buy into it, and a lot of times, shitty business practices…. I’ve never met a billionaire who wasn’t willing to rape and pillage to become a billionaire…I am talking walk the fine line of morally sound and evil for profit…the kind of Kick em while they are down to get a profit…. Now I don’t think Katy Perry is an evil corporate genius, I think she’s probably got a team of evil people she employs…to make her less of the Kissed a Girl one hit wonder and more the Madonna level of “Katy Perry is Still Around”.. I don’t know what other boss moves she’s done, or what she’s invested in, financed, and help create to get her on Forbes, I just know her music sucks…people like it…radios play it and it has given her the freedom to achieve anything she wants…with lecherous people who just want a part of her… I also know…she’s got tits….that make this shoot for FORBES hard to take seriously, even if her bank balance is fucking serious… The post Katy Perry Business Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Step 1 – Copy Rihanna…fuck rich connected people…get a record deal… Step 2 – Show off them tits…in a See Through Shirt…to show off huge tits in her bra CLICK HERE FOR MORE Step 3 – Show Off that fat ass….in concert, or really anywhere you go, but for the sake of this post, in concert…in front of thousands of people at Glastobury
Scout Taylor Compton was in a movie called The Runaways….a movie about Joan Jett’s all girl band int he 70s…where I guess she was with Dakota Fanning and Kristen Stewart rocked out in an idiotic biopic that involved little shorts…that probably remind you of a simpler time where you could get away with recruiting the neighbor’s hot daughters and turning them into instant stars, like you were Usher and they were bieber, and no charges would be made for enforcing the blowjob as part of the training program… I’ve never heard of her, but I like the pictures she posts of herself on instagram…in a bikini showing off flexibility… The post Scout Taylor Compton Pose of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bella Thorne’s great young ass that is making moves, getting famous, even though she’s a redhead and should be left out in the woods to fend for herself, because redheads are scary and clearly the devil’s work… She’s stil l7, but on the who the fuck cares, let’s get her in a bikini, because 17 year olds get in bikinis, and we’re MTV and not exploitive of anyone, except maybe everyone who has ever been on Real World, Jersey Shore, and the Teen Pregnancy show… 17 is legal in Canada, but I don’t fuck with that, but I can still appreciate a lean, fit body…that I have a feeling will stay lean and fit and not just because I’ve been in the same place as Bella Thorne and she locked eyes and smiled at me…unless that was Carrot Top…I have facial recognition blindness… I think I just appreciate any girl with a stage parent who sold her kids off to Disney, because I like saving people.. Here’s the trailer 7 Minute trailer of MTV’s Scream, that I guess is a remake of Scream for the new Generation, instead of just having the new Generation watch Scream, they wouldn’t get it with the whole land line and no cell phone situation….becasue they are morons..and so is Hollywood for not producing original fucking things…it’s like it has turned Broadway or high school theater…we don’t need to see Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, or RENT, or West Side Story, or Phantom of the Opera, whatever the fuck every school makes you watch, again…. But I guess, what matters is gratuitous bikini action…..with a 17 year old they pay to get half naked…. It seems so wrong when you position it like that…but her mom signed the waiver when collection the check, so I guess it’s ok…even better than ok…it’s amazing..and shes amazing… The post Bella Thorne 17 and Half Naked in MTV Scream of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Selena Gomez girl who is not my girl….but who is getting sluttier in her approach to sell shitty music…when she’s not sucking up to her counterparts like Taylor Swift, learning how to brain wash the public better…while not being quite as trashy as Miley… I didn’t watch the video, if I did, it would be on mute, I just saw it getting passed around the internet and I would hate to miss out on stupid news that is hardly news, but rather me promoting some unappreciative cunt, that even if I send 2 views to her shitty video she doesn’t deserve as she’s never done shit for me… This is a one sided relationship Selena…step it the fuck up… The post Selena Gomez Humping a Chair of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Samantha Hoopes has a pretty rugged looking face…and really body…but she’s one of Sports Illustrated’s champion bikini models, because I guess Sports Illustrated caters to white trash middle americans with no real taste in women, but who know one thing, and that thing is “TITS”…because this face is so beat the fuck up with injections, fillers and botox, that Samantha Hoopes looks like a fucking sex doll, and I guess she probably is one, to the right rich guy, it’s not like these Sports Illustrated bitches make any money, they just use the platform to bed athletes…obviously.. The funny thing is I think she says she’s 24 years old…I know 35 year old gutter porn chicks who look more wholesome and delicate than this…and those girls do facial abuse porn… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Here she is in a bikini Photo CLIKC HERE The post Samantha Hoopes Demonstrating the Low Standard of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I guess shemademe is a bikini line, or a lingerie line, out of Australia, the land of the hottest, most fun, drunk and party girls built for the beach…not that these models are Australian, but they are amazing, and the guys shooting them are doing a pretty good job making me want to both endorse this brand, and be their assistant, getting them coffee, just to be invited on set one day to watch this magic, assuming I would ever work for someone else, or that I would leave my couch, I mean this isn’t that good…but it’s better than most and that should count for something… I guess what I’m trying to say is that this brand makes me horny…and as an impotent man, that is both frustrating….and amazing…because I’m also a desensitized man who’s tried to masturbate to some of the darkest of porn, only to realize a few years ago that porn sucks, but fashion is everything, like this kind of fashion and its old school erotica vibe… Is this Playboy in the 70s? Or a brand…I don’t know… The post Hot Bikini Brand’s Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
What does the world need less of? Not carbon footprint, waste, global warming, use of oil….racism, confederate flags, tansfats and corn syrup leading to obesity….STDs… Not big business controlling our consumption, conspiracy theories, or the government controlling us by keeping us broke, sick and tired…we don’t need less feminsts, trans olympians…or Kardashians and tabloid fodder as a whole… The world is a horrible meaningless place filled with shit, shitty people, and a horrible infrastructure….but all that’s fine… As far as I’m concerned, what the world needs less of is Lady Gaga Spread eagled on social media…that is what the world needs less of, so I’ll just draw more attention to it… Here’s her tit getting pizza the other day..no one cares… The post Lady Gaga’s Piano Erotica of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I talk shit on every celebrity and model, it is what I do to get accepted into their bullshit, vapid, suck up community…because apparently everyone loves when people shit talk them, especially Emily Ratajkowski…and other insecure cunts who know they don’t deserve the fame they’ve got… That said, Brooke Burke is one of those non-celebrities, that I’ve actually got hate mail because of something I wrote on her…I’ve had my site hacked cuz of her…and I was so confused because she’s Brooke Burke, a bikini, possibly playboy bootleg Carmen Electra looking trash who is only known for being the fit bust tiny thing that was popular in the late 90s…she hosted a TV show where she traveled the world in a bikini going to lame parties.. yet people fucking care… I guess like the den mother, she’s called the paparazzi, to show her daughter how it works…I’ve seen this happen in strip clubs and whore houses, where mom wants daughter to achieve greatness…and never to young to learn how it works..and if it involves mom/daughter in bikinis, especially when mom is a bit of a slut, good things happen… I think the daughter is 15, so don’t look at her…just think of what is to come in 3 years when she’s figured out the system and leveraging her mom’s contacts, without having to put out like her mom did, to be a better bikini model than her mom every was, because her mom laid down the groudwork for her to be the best… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Brooke Burke and her Daughter of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
