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Natasha Lyonne’s Nipple in a Bikini of the Day

Natasha Lyonne was the dumpy girl from Slums of Beverly Hills…who got really fucking dumpy when she developed some sort of drug addiction, as Hollywood starlets often do…she was never hot, but at one point in time, was busty in a good way, not in a her body caught the fuck up with her….and now, many years later, she’s on the beach with a tit hanging out, possibly something that we would have liked in the late 90s, definitely something I don’t hate today, even if some Free The Nipples are perfect candidates for “maybe you shouldn’t free the nipple, there’s a shirt over there for you to cover up”… But I guess since she’s on Orange is the New Black or OITNB, like the people of social media like to call it, up on some NKOTB shit…and since OITNB just dropped on netflix last night…these are just so strategically timed it is almost offensive… I don’t even remember the last time I wrote about this monster…oh it was in 2011 …a better time..where I wrote more about my experiences with fat jewish girls…than the fat jewish girl i was posting pics of…I guess when I still had fun..before giving up at life… The post Natasha Lyonne’s Nipple in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The New Vicotria’s Secret of the Day

I don’t really like promoting Victoria’s Secret, especially not for free, but I guess that’s the foundation of their entire marketing program…is getting free press because they have a team of hookers who work for them… Well, that look and feel got pretty fucking boring over the last few years, but they’ve finally turned to instagram to see how the instagram hookers and photographers are doing naked piss tone colored images, and they’ve decided to rebrand… Get rid of the old, bring in the new, keep some of the old, but go a little more hardcore…show more ass…give more boners…it’s 2015…and shit’s looking good to me… Even if it is still low level, mall brand, shit, overpriced that is designed for people to consumre…like everything else in the USA..made in a sweatshop buy new panties everyday… Here’s some Josephine Skriver and Candice Swanepoel showing off the new creative Direction of the brand… The post The New Vicotria’s Secret of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elisabeth Erm for Glamour France of the Day

Elisabeth Erm is Estonian. She’s 22. She’s been modeling since she’s been 17. Now she’s in Glamour France. I’ve been told tht Estonia is a great place to find a wife that looks like a model, because like Russian and other Communist ex-USSR places, there is a bunch of people with very little money and very little expectations, who don’t have access to all the Russian Billionaires, because the Russian Billionaires are fucking established models, not pulling some pull her out of the gutter amongst all the other model looking bitches we can thank ethnic cleansing for… I guess what I am trying to say is that Elisabeth Erm is a babe, from a place where there are apparently a lot of babes, making her just one of the many babes already too famous for you to ever pay for sex, but a good billboard or ad for what is available for you in Estonia where 5 star hotels are 150 dollars a night..you just need to get yourself to Estonia…you patheric sex tourist… The post Elisabeth Erm for Glamour France of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Josephine Skriver for Vanity Fair Italia of the Day

Josephine Skriver is an it girl, and I am not just calling her an it because she is a test tube baby created in a lab to gay biologist experimenting in genetic modification while making his sperm create something lovely as fuck – which appeased his god complex anyone making babies in a lap would have…especially if you know gay men, they are so uppity about their own nonsense, from their outfit to their haircuts, imagine how they are with a girl they made out of sperm in a lab that is now famous because she’s hot…I’m sure he never shuts up about this, and really why would he…she’s amazing… The post Josephine Skriver for Vanity Fair Italia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Margot Robbie Fitness Program of the Day

Margot Robbie has gotten fat, because I guess fat is the new skinny, and America is fat and like Rebel Wilson before her she’s trying to blend in as the tourist that she is….or maybe it has something tot do with her ice cream breaks for the paparazzi that are both erotic, look at that mouth, and sad…look at that ass.] That’s really all I have to say about this, I mean other than it is ice cream weather, so if you want to feel like a creeper go to your local dairy queen and watch the girls go at their soft serve like they were Margot Robbie, and try not to imagine they were doing that to a dick…it will be hard…and hopefully you won’t, because you’ll end up arrested and as much as I want perverts off the street, I need you here clicking my ads…I got beer to drink…as I cater to your creepy with the help of Margot Robbie types who know exactly what they are doing with their mouths…that’s how they got in this job in the first place.. The post Margot Robbie Fitness Program of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alena Blohm for Free People of the Day

Alena Blohm has ruined all the other girls for me…but more importantly…she has reminded my how shitty my reality is…in being a hot fucking German pile of amazing I want to stick my dick in like that time I stuck my dick in a pile of spaghetti noodles because a friend told me it felt better than sex…and it didn’t… Alena Blohm has made me want to break up with all my imaginary model girlfriends, who don’t know I exist, so that I can focus my love on her…..I feel like when you know you know…it’s like why bother with anyone else, when you’ve found all you’ve ever looked for.. Sure, I’m not about to delete tinder for this bitch, I mean it’s not like she’s sucking my dick every night and making me hate her, as girls do…she’s can’t expect more than I’m already giving, and I’m sure she’s not, you know…as she doesn’t know I exist.. It’s a general theme in my life… The post Alena Blohm for Free People of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bekka Gunther Amazing for Cameron Davis of the Day

Here’s a girl I follow on Instagram named Bekka Gunther and one hour ago she posted these pics by Cameron Davis…and one hour ago…making these pretty fresh off the fucking press…if we actually used a printing press, but rather just upload t othe internet in an easy and affordable way…but more importnatly, one hour ago…was coincidentally the exact same time I fell in love with this babe and had to dig into the depths of the internet to find the shoot featuring at least one of her nipples because free the nipple has made everyone show their nipples…careers are built off nipples…and let’s hope Bekka Gunther’s career is a long one filled with me offering her money for sex. CameronsDiary The post Bekka Gunther Amazing for Cameron Davis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Willa Holland in Panties of the Day

Here is some Willa Holland demonstrating how good social media is…because girls can take sexy pics, and they do take selfie pics, not just when they are famous or catering to their fans, but because they are girls and girls love being sexy…it’s a fucking fact that stems from their uteruses wanting to be filled on a physiological level… That is why if you were to go onto instagram at any given time – you will see half naked girls. Some will have 100,000 followers, some 1,000,000, others have 2,000 and still get naked on the shit…pretty much leveling the playing field and making it fair game for anyone to be jerked off to…and you don’t need to be Brian De Palma’s stepdaughter, or Steve Spielberg’s goddaughter, to be relevant thanks to panty pics…every last one of you is relevant or can be relevant thanks to panty pics…and thank god for that… The post Willa Holland in Panties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alessandra Ambrosio Sex Scene of the Day

http://drunkenstepfather.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/My-Movie-5.mp4 The show is called Verdades Secretas….It is some immigrant shit that I assume is from Brazil…so not quite immigrant shit to them…but immigrant shit to me and this is my site so that’s what matters… So I don’t understand what the fuck is going on here…I don’t know if this is even Alessandra Ambrosio, Victoria’s Secret model trying out acting, because acting is a fucking joke and anyone can do it… Maybe this was always her dream as a young girl to be on some low budget National soap opera looking pile of shit….or maybe now that she’s one of the most famous people out of Brazil, the offers come in, as you come in your sock, watching what she agreed to do…that seems to be a sex scene, but that I could be wrong about because I didn’t bother watching it…I got better shit to do…like sext. I don’t know if this is old news, a big deal, because I assume none of this nonsense matters…but there is a homeless woman across the street peeing on the sidewalk…that to me is interesting…that to me matters…real people doing real things…I just can’t pull off filming this…people get so sensitive when it comes to homeless people…but here’s Alessandra in verdades secretas instead. The post Alessandra Ambrosio Sex Scene of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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http://drunkenstepfather.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/My-Movie-5.mp4 The show is called Verdades Secretas….It is some immigrant shit that I assume is from Brazil…so not quite immigrant shit to them…but immigrant shit to me and this is my site so that’s what matters… So I don’t understand what the fuck is going on here…I don’t know if this is even Alessandra Ambrosio, Victoria’s Secret model trying out acting, because acting is a fucking joke and anyone can do it… Maybe this was always her dream as a young girl to be on some low budget National soap opera looking pile of shit….or maybe now that she’s one of the most famous people out of Brazil, the offers come in, as you come in your sock, watching what she agreed to do…that seems to be a sex scene, but that I could be wrong about because I didn’t bother watching it…I got better shit to do…like sext. I don’t know if this is old news, a big deal, because I assume none of this nonsense matters…but there is a homeless woman across the street peeing on the sidewalk…that to me is interesting…that to me matters…real people doing real things…I just can’t pull off filming this…people get so sensitive when it comes to homeless people…but here’s Alessandra in verdades secretas instead. The post Alessandra Ambrosio Sex Scene of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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