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Berit Birkeland by Larsen Sotelo Nude for Fashion of the Day

I don’t think I’ve ever done a post on Berit Birkeland….so I don’t know if she’s a model, or just a girl who is willing to get on camera naked because it feels good for her self worth, in an otherwise depressing and unfulfilled way, as the general public are looking for audience and fans…even for doing nothing much… But I do know that she’s lovely as fuck and as long as she is on her quest to model or act or get naked for photographers…I am willing to show my support and stare…even if I think this is all starting to get played out…before remembering that when I was 20…a long time ago…I said “I just wish I could see nude pics of every girl, I mean why won’t they just let me watch them shower or something, this clothes things sucks”….not realizing I was predicting the future of everyone in the fucking world gets naked. Girls are pretty fucking hot right now… The post Berit Birkeland by Larsen Sotelo Nude for Fashion of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miley Cyrus Zit Cream Being Weird Because Weird is Cool and Relevant of the Day

A video posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on Jun 9, 2015 at 11:30pm PDT Miley Cyrus is Bisexual because it is trendy to embrace all sexuality and refer to yourself as QUEER, even if QUEER was a derogatory term in the 60s..she even told some high school paper her coming out story to her mother who was probably like “I used to eat pussy for 20 dollars at the strip club I met your dad out”…”good job”…. To which Miley said “my PR team thought it was a good idea, you know we did the Disney thing to get into people’s mind, then slowly released scandal, then went hip hop, and now we’re tumblr feminist weird, they public feel they are really growing with me, I mean last week I dyed my armpit hair and people celebrated, these idiots I rob of their money are real fucking idiots aren’t they”… To which her mom said “that is why we are rich and winning at life.” The post Miley Cyrus Zit Cream Being Weird Because Weird is Cool and Relevant of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alexa Vega Bikini Party of the Day

Alexa Vega is some married Robert Rodriguez, who makes movies like Spy Kids, which I guess was the prequel to Spy, where Alexa Vega’s character turned into that fat McCarthy Chick, only to have nothing to do with Robert Rodriguez, because he’s too busy jerking off to Alexa Vaga like the good old days, while Tarantino watches, because Vaga is good…and Tantino is his BFF, and Mexico has different rules about this shit… What the fuck am I talking about… That said this Spy Kid has gone onto great things like shitty quality bikini selfies for social media…. The post Alexa Vega Bikini Party of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Beyonce’s Vegan Tits of the Day

Beyonce amazes me, and not in a she calls herself “Queen B” and that’s fucking entitled and obnoxious of any girl, esspecially a rich cunt who has nothing to prove, except maybe that she’s still got sex appeal, because she’s got everything else, and with a husband that keeps cheating on her with Kanye and other sluts, I’d assume it has got to her head making her work extra hard on her exhibitionism to keep up with the young girls…instead of just raising her kid like a lady..because none of these girls are ladies…they are just fame whore trash trying so hard to stay relevant…even though they can afford to disappear…and should fucking disappear… Anyway, here’s some Queen B bikinis selfies…showing off her tits…fascinating…but only because there is no need for this…amateur selfie by a photog that has been photoshopped nonsense to connect with the commoners…she is a queen. The post Beyonce’s Vegan Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Mandy Moore and Minka Kelly Together of the DAy

Mandy Moore and Minka Kelly were together…and the only people who cared were people who probably the only people who still visit blogs to see what people like Mandy Moore is up to…you see the young people have probably never heard of her, she’s done a bad job staying relevant and the only people who do care are the 40 somethings who would jerk off to her when she was “jailbait”… SO I would assume that this pic of her at the gym don’t matter, because she doesn’t matter, but for the people who love her, and still believe in her, this is probably a huge fucking deal and the level of pathetic in that is enough for me to taunt the fan boys with…I have a very dull life. I realize that. But at least I’m not the one looking into Mandy Moore because I actually care…I am just the one who’s saving a re-uploading the picture of Mandy Moore to prove just how much I don’t care… The post Mandy Moore and Minka Kelly Together of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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13 Minutes of Girls on Trampolines of the Day

I would assume that this video is not about to win any film festival awards for genius, but I will argue that the storyline and execution is probably better than most of the smut coming out of Hollywood, and I’m not just saying that because I am a bitter man, or because I am a frat boy half retard who likes girls jumping in slow motion on trampolines, and that is enough of a story for me to really commit to the cause for the 13 minutes they want from me…actually..it is… The simplicity of producing shit like this, or girls skipping, or girls doing push ups, or girls just sitting around doing nothing while showing off ass or tits…is one of the last pure things in this world that reminds us that we are half retards…and this is all it takes. The post 13 Minutes of Girls on Trampolines of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Grace Jones Interesting Outfit of the Day

I come from an era where porn was shown in art house theatres and peep shows…where tits were really only available to you in Playboy and Penthouse and Hustler and pretty hard to get your hands on, and when you did get your hands on it, you wanted to wash your hands because everyone who got to it before you had cummed to the girl, magazine in hand…which was kind of gross unless you were a faggot, which was an accepted term for a faggot at the time. That said, the one thing that was easy, readily availabkle, unsuspecting tits was National Geographic with their tribal photography… So old as fuck James Bond Grace Jones dressed up tribal, showed some tits on stage and the whole thing was terribly racist, but not as racist as if a white guy did it…but luckily it involved 60 year old non-tribal nipples…oretending to be tribal…which I guess is dreams coming true to someone….just not me… The post Grace Jones Interesting Outfit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Grace Jones Interesting Outfit of the Day

I come from an era where porn was shown in art house theatres and peep shows…where tits were really only available to you in Playboy and Penthouse and Hustler and pretty hard to get your hands on, and when you did get your hands on it, you wanted to wash your hands because everyone who got to it before you had cummed to the girl, magazine in hand…which was kind of gross unless you were a faggot, which was an accepted term for a faggot at the time. That said, the one thing that was easy, readily availabkle, unsuspecting tits was National Geographic with their tribal photography… So old as fuck James Bond Grace Jones dressed up tribal, showed some tits on stage and the whole thing was terribly racist, but not as racist as if a white guy did it…but luckily it involved 60 year old non-tribal nipples…oretending to be tribal…which I guess is dreams coming true to someone….just not me… The post Grace Jones Interesting Outfit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Niykee Heaton Does Snapchat of the Day

Her name is Niykee Heaton. She’s a youtube Bieber style cover song singing bottom feeder who got signed to Timberlake’s label early on when he say his gay best friend Usher make 100 millions off Bieber and figured like MTV did with Tila Tequila – that this was the way to go….something she was probably stoked on…but that she quickly realized required extra marketing efforts and use of her tits and ass like all girls these days, especially the feminist ones do…and has turned on the instagram…and now the snapchat for things like this…porny…and amazing…keep up the good work… I can’t wait to see the music videos…I’m sure all your daughters need this in a pop leader…you know the more porny Rihanna…who is already porny enough… The world may be doomed, but at least girls are slutty. The post Niykee Heaton Does Snapchat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Salma Hayek Maximizes Tits of the Day

Salma Hayek, like most women who haven’t had breast cancer…has tits…but unlike most women…her tits have given her a career as the goto Mexican seductress in movies she’s never won an Academy Award for, but that she has pulled her tits out for, because her tits are the whole reason she’s in the fucking movie in the first place…our system is still dated like that… Well…here she is with her tits at an event…only this time with more wrinkles…since she’s probably pushing 60 by now..but still doing what it is she’s been doing for a long time…because you can’t teach an old dog new tricks and why would you want to when they are so big and round and lovely like this.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Salma Hayek Maximizes Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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