Tag Archives: Nsfw

Ariana Grande Weird Vagina of the Day

This looks like some Bruce Jenner caliber scars, if Bruce Jenner actually committed to being Caitlyn Jenner, and not in a half assed way that I like to think could just as likely be a 100 million dollar revenue earning strategy to keep the family in the media… They are that horrible…don’t pretend they aren’t just cuz motherfucker got some tits…to go with the fact that he was married to an alpha male first… Sex Change scars, or bitch hooked herself up to a vacuum cleaner before going on stage…but I guess when you get banged out by black dudes named “Big Sean”…it’s safe to say that eventually your vagina has so much scar tissue, essentially so beat the fuck up that it has a mind of its own…and tries to escape the host body for refuge… I mean I don’t even know what the fuck I’m looking at here…is that even a vagina? Or a rash? Or product of the Chastity Belt she clearly ripped off with every dude she fucks to fill the void… I don’t think that’s labia…and I’ve seen some vagina…but it could be the seam from where the scientists who made her made the her battery port… Who knows…I’ll just assume it’s alien…Grande…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ariana Grande Weird Vagina of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

Continue reading here:
Ariana Grande Weird Vagina of the Day

Paper Magazine’s Miley Cover Tries to Break The Internet Again of the Day

Paper Magazine is just mocking us now….they are showing you just how easy it is to go viral with the right starlet naked on the cover of their magazine… I almost feel bad for the generation of kids growing up now…. There is absolutely nothing to be inspired by, it’s all just vapid low level noise…with very little substance but lots of fucking views…putting importance on everything that doesn’t actually matter…leading to a dumber fucking society, like the government wants… Miley is a pig, posing with a pig…this isn’t news, interesting, news, anything…but the wild pics drop tomorrow… Thanks Paper Magazine, Kim K’s ass balancing champagne wasn’t enough for you to prove your point that media is a joke…and the millions you made that day was enough to say “hey let’s do it again”… Boring. Here’s some pics from her instagram.. The post Paper Magazine’s Miley Cover Tries to Break The Internet Again of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

Read this article:
Paper Magazine’s Miley Cover Tries to Break The Internet Again of the Day

Kate Upton Fat Suit of the Day

Here’s Kate Upton in a Fat Suit, we call being fat, wearing a swimsuit, because I guess they need her in a bathing suit for this scene of the movie she was signed onto when the producers thought she was Kate Upton they saw in magazines, who would sell tickets to the movie…because of her tits…before realizing that the bikini, needed to be turned into a one piece…as big tits on young girls almost always lead to big tits on big girls in their mid 20s… I like watching her growth as an actress, because I know the production teams is scrambling figuring this one out, while she’s clueless eating cupcakes cuz they are Mmmmmmmm SSO GOOOD…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Upton Fat Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

Originally posted here:
Kate Upton Fat Suit of the Day

Nicki Minaj’s Cameltoe for Instagram of the Day

I guess Nicki Minaj, who is recently single…decided to do a Chris Christie.. You know showing the world what happens when you put on pants that are too tight for you because you don’t want to admit that you’re a fat chick because of all that waist training..with a big vagina from being railed by big black cock…that is hungry…so hungry…for pants… The post Nicki Minaj’s Cameltoe for Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

Continue reading here:
Nicki Minaj’s Cameltoe for Instagram of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio L’Officiel Turkey of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is Officiel in Turkey in what are probably old pictures of the mom of 2, Victoria’s Secret model, who we can assume they either built in their research facility in Brazil like she was Josephine Skriver…all from a test tube…or where she was abducted by her family from her small village and forced to work for the brand at a discount…because why the fuck else would they put so much focus on Brazil…what happened in Brazil that made the creative director say “let’s only use Brazil Models”….was he Brazilian, did he speak the language, was the Brazil tourism board paying for this to put Brazil on the map…or was there a deeper rooted, tranny scene, where you can barely tell they have Penises which is perfect for lingerie modeling due to no period… I don’t know, but I’m suspect on the whole thing, her whole career, why she exists including but not limited to these photos for a recent issue of L’Officiel Turkey…but she still looks good….and I guess that’s all that matters… The post Alessandra Ambrosio L’Officiel Turkey of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

Link:
Alessandra Ambrosio L’Officiel Turkey of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio L’Officiel Turkey of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is Officiel in Turkey in what are probably old pictures of the mom of 2, Victoria’s Secret model, who we can assume they either built in their research facility in Brazil like she was Josephine Skriver…all from a test tube…or where she was abducted by her family from her small village and forced to work for the brand at a discount…because why the fuck else would they put so much focus on Brazil…what happened in Brazil that made the creative director say “let’s only use Brazil Models”….was he Brazilian, did he speak the language, was the Brazil tourism board paying for this to put Brazil on the map…or was there a deeper rooted, tranny scene, where you can barely tell they have Penises which is perfect for lingerie modeling due to no period… I don’t know, but I’m suspect on the whole thing, her whole career, why she exists including but not limited to these photos for a recent issue of L’Officiel Turkey…but she still looks good….and I guess that’s all that matters… The post Alessandra Ambrosio L’Officiel Turkey of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

Link:
Alessandra Ambrosio L’Officiel Turkey of the Day

Heidi Klum in a Bikini n St Barths of the Day

I guess today’s posts of washed up models comes full circle with Heidi Klum, who you may know from TV, but who started out in German porn, if you consider lingerie modeling porn, which I would assume Christians do, I mean can’t you make porn out of anything just by jerking off to it…from Facebook Vacation pics of a girl you went to high school with…to actual porn…it’s a lot of grey areas… I know her for having dozens of kid with a man who had the penis the size of a baby arm, that I can assume destroys part of her, but not her body as a whole, because ethnic cleansing in the 40s left some people, like Heidi Klum, amazing, resilient and able to take huge objects in and out of her twat…while aging gracefully and pretty tight bodied considering…in what you’d call a freak of nature, if you didn’t realize there was science and a lot of “human” testing to thank for this… She’s in St Barths on vacation from what is probably a busy life, but possibly still a pretty luxurious vacation of a life…and she looks better than you, or better than anything you’d ever get to stick your dick in, even if you were paying, and I am sure you are…I mean look at yourself loser…you’re the worst… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Heidi Klum in a Bikini n St Barths of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

Go here to see the original:
Heidi Klum in a Bikini n St Barths of the Day

Heidi Klum in a Bikini n St Barths of the Day

I guess today’s posts of washed up models comes full circle with Heidi Klum, who you may know from TV, but who started out in German porn, if you consider lingerie modeling porn, which I would assume Christians do, I mean can’t you make porn out of anything just by jerking off to it…from Facebook Vacation pics of a girl you went to high school with…to actual porn…it’s a lot of grey areas… I know her for having dozens of kid with a man who had the penis the size of a baby arm, that I can assume destroys part of her, but not her body as a whole, because ethnic cleansing in the 40s left some people, like Heidi Klum, amazing, resilient and able to take huge objects in and out of her twat…while aging gracefully and pretty tight bodied considering…in what you’d call a freak of nature, if you didn’t realize there was science and a lot of “human” testing to thank for this… She’s in St Barths on vacation from what is probably a busy life, but possibly still a pretty luxurious vacation of a life…and she looks better than you, or better than anything you’d ever get to stick your dick in, even if you were paying, and I am sure you are…I mean look at yourself loser…you’re the worst… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Heidi Klum in a Bikini n St Barths of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

Go here to see the original:
Heidi Klum in a Bikini n St Barths of the Day

Alektra Blue for Raymond Croft of the Day

Alektra Blue, who you can follow on instagram @lilmsblue , is a massive porn star. She’s been doing this for at least 7 or 8 years, for a bunch of the more mainstream porn companies, and you’ve probably seen her fuck on your late night TV porn, because she’s in that realm of pornstars… She is not one of those Amateur Porn girls, who have a shitty documentary, that no one has ever heard of, who jump in the porn scene for 5 minutes, where they bang out for a month or two before disappearing, because porn isn ‘t for everyone, and not everyone makes it in porn… Alektra Blue…has made it in porn..and now she’s in this exclusive set, that is not porn, but up on some hipster modeling, because there’s nothing more hip than being a porn in this era….at least that’s what all the hipsters I try to fuck and who ask me to choke them on their weird feminist gender studies exploration… The pictures are by @raymondcroft and we approve… Via raymondcroft.com The post Alektra Blue for Raymond Croft of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

Read more here:
Alektra Blue for Raymond Croft of the Day

Magdalena Frackowiak Topless Shoot of the Day

Magdalena Frackowiak is apparently some horrible Polish model who managed to beat out the stats against Polish woman and didn’t end up a hairy little troll working at the hot dog stand…or more realistically, the sex trade, probably by pissing in champagne classes, because these Eastern European girls like quality, on webcam for their pimps who pimp them….but instead is a Victoria’s Secret angel, who only needs to piss in Champagne glasses when the billionaire boyfriend tells her to, because even with contract and her own money, billionaires have a certain allure and you don’t want to pisss them off because it gets in the way of them knocking you up.. That said, like all models these days, she’s topless….it’s the nature of the industry…and we like topless.. The post Magdalena Frackowiak Topless Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

See the rest here:
Magdalena Frackowiak Topless Shoot of the Day