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Gisele Topless for Chanel of the Day

Posted on April 14, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am pretty sure that Gisele is making a couple of million dollars for being this year’s face and I guess body for Chanel…which means that these topless pics cost Chanel millions of dolllars to get…which is pretty bad business considering I know at least 100 girls who would have got more than just topless, even spread vagina for Chanel number 5, which really would be appropriate…considering what better use of perfume than to hose down some whore pussy… Either way, Gisele is kind of a man, so paying her anything to be topless is just insanity…and why people bother with these models is beyond me…with a million dollars of marketing budget…I could easily steal it and move to a third world country….and produce a campaign down there for 20 dollars and goat for the brand…but I guess that’s not the vibe they are going for…yet this boring ass pic is…not that it is an ass pic…Tom Brady probably wishes it was, because the second he gets the prosthetic balls on her…he can cum… The post Gisele Topless for Chanel of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Victoria’s Secret Umbrella Dance of the Day

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Victoria’s Secret is the fucking devil…the evil empire that makes shitty, cheesy, overpriced underwear in Asia…and sells them back to fat Americans who buy into the consumer product world…thanks to being retards… Bras,…that turn small tits into seemingly big tits…only to disappoint every mother fucker who brings what they think is a busty bitch home… A billion dollar empire…who spend their marketing budget building up the careers of models…only to pass them off to Leonardo… A company that has never paid me, even though I promote all their nonsense evil thanks to being a weak man sucked in by hot half naked girls… Here’s a video they produced…that I am posting because I can’t help it…they have a power over me and I hate them for it…but can’t resist it… The post Victoria’s Secret Umbrella Dance of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Hadid for Vogue of the Day

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Rich girls, especially Rich girls in LA, that have absentee fathers who are out fucking the nanny and other aspiring models, because that’s what rich as fuck old men in LA do…are always kept happy and feeling appreciated by being showered with gifts…even if they aren’t actually happy, and have a drug problem to compensate that happy.. So it only makes sense that in this world of Narcissism and internet celebrity, a father like Mr. Hadid would leverage his connections in the rich person scene, and get his model-enough daughters some press, followers, and an agent…because why the fuck not…leverage… The world is so easily influenced, that they just go along with “She’s important”… He tested it with Gigi, now Bella is at it…because following in your big sister’s footsteps is what you do.. “But Daddy, you bought Gigi a career, I want one Too”.. Here she is in obscure Market Vouge…because she’s a model… The post Bella Hadid for Vogue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Amanda by Alessandro Casagrande for Purple of the Day

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Whenever I see models I’ve never heard of posing naked and looking amazing…I am brought hope…or at least I am reminded that none of these “it girls” today actually matter, even though they think they do…because there is a world of fucking babes…willing to get naked…to get noticed so that they can emulate the careers of these other twats…because the money is easy.. So I don’t know who Amanda is…but I do know the work of Alessandro Casagrande …and it’s pretty good stuff…and I’m not just saying that because of the tits…or maybe I am.. The post Amanda by Alessandro Casagrande for Purple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sara Sampaio for Calzedonia Bikinis of the DAy

Posted on April 14, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sara Sampaio is some skinny bitch Portuguese model…who probably isn’t actually portuguese because the Portuguese are too busy roasting chicken to get into modeling…but maybe it’s a good play for her…seeing as there is all this hype around Brazil…which stems from Portugal…you know leverage what you can… She was or is a Victoria’s Secret model, which means she’s a big deal…and now she’s posing in shitty Catalog pics for some random Euro bathing suit brand… She is known for being controversial about celebrating skinny bitches…because skinny bitches get a lot of hate for being skinny in this fat centric world…even though skinny bitches are healthier…but fat bitches are bullies…when they aren’t too busy eating and being lazy… As a fan of skinny girls, she is the leader of their tribe and for that, I celebrate her…in her bikinis…by trying to get you to masturbate to her… The post Sara Sampaio for Calzedonia Bikinis of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Pure Comedy: Cookie Lyon Takes On The 7 Kingdoms In Hilarious “Game of Thrones” Mash-Up

Posted on April 12, 2015 by Benny Hollywood

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Shay Mitchell Does Cleavage of the Day

Posted on April 10, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Shay Mitchell is a hugely famous Canadian actress who went to boarding school with someone I know on Vancouver Island….that person told me that she was an entitled spoiled cunt back then, and I can assume that after being thrown into Hollywood and having it work out for her, she’s a substantially worse spoiled cunt now…it’s like rich kids don’t get grounded when they become famous and from being on some silly, very famous show…they just get fucking worse… The good news is that all girls, famous or not, realize that you can never be too famous, not to mention you can never have too many dudes jerk off to you, so you might as well put that kind of content out there, of let’s say waking up in bed in India, where I guess she’s from…and flashing the city…in some slumdog millionaire, only she’s just a millionaire…obnoxiousness… Here’s her cleavage….I like the emoji – it makes it less whorish in her mind…but more whorish to me…like OMG look at me…whore… The post Shay Mitchell Does Cleavage of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sofia Vergara Nipple of the Day

Posted on April 10, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Possible drug lord, or daughter of a drug lord who supplied all of hollywood with their cocaine…because hollywood fucking loves cocaine and as a thnak you they made her the highest paid actress on TV…Sofia Vergara…who I guess could just as likely be really good at seducing men with her massive tits…is in Vanity Fair…or some other magazine…shot by the legendary Annie Lebovitz….and apparently..who happens to be the photographer who hired the photographer who shot for me when I was in Maxim Magazine in 2007 when I was at the point of maybe becoming relevant, only to fall off the fucking map…as her assistant….making me feel really emotionally connected to both her lesbianism and Sofia Vergara, since it’s practically as if she shot me…right? I don’t know why I am making this about me, I should make this about Sofia Vergara, the tits, who’s nipple you can see in the bath, because Annie the Lesbian likes bath tubs, she’s used them before in shoots…namely with Whoopi Goldberg…in what scarred me in my youth…because Whoopi Goldberg is a monster… Anyway, I posted the cover yesterday…and here are the rest of the pics…because people love Sofia Vergara, maybe because only Hispanics watch network TV, or maybe becaue girls over 30 watch network TV and wish that their life turns around at 40 like it did for this one…she’s like an aspirational guide…to middle age…maybe there’s still hope…bitches everywhere… The post Sofia Vergara Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Drunk Girl Walks Into Freeway in Heels of the Day

Posted on April 10, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s a crazy video of a stipid girl in San Diego who I guess was driving home drunk and her car either broke down…or she was too drunk to realize that she didn’t put the key in properly…but bitch acts like she’s pulled over on the side of the road in a small town…and not the fucking freeway… Either way, she continues to be a crazy person, while the news crew is there and freaking out on her trying to save her….but sometimes some people deserve to die because they are fucking idiots… The reality is she could have killed someone…and for that, I hope she gets prison time… If you don’t like, here’s a spring breaker dealing with a Manatee… The post Drunk Girl Walks Into Freeway in Heels of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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TaviTheBabe Has a Great Ass of the Day

Posted on April 9, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

TaviTheBabe is an instagram senseation who isn’t really an instagram sensation at all, because she hasn’t quite hit yet, but she is trying, and that’s good enough for me… TaviTheBabe is local montreal model who I don’t think lives in montreal and who I never met when she did live in Montreal…but who I have met randomly and she was lovely enough to invite to sleep over… The saddest thing about TaviTheBabe is that our love never happened, she’s never slept over…even though there’s little else to do in Montreal during the deep freeze…than sleep over…you see because I believe there could have been a bright future for us…vacationing, weekending, doing the things people in love do…all in my own backyard… The happiest thing about TaviThebabe is that she’s got a fucking magical ass, that doesn’t look magical at first glance but as soon as her pants come off, it’s like the roundest, firmest, fittest looking thing you could ever really dream of… Which brings me back to the saddest thing about TaviTheBabe, and that is that that ass has never chipped my tooch…making me the saddest motherfucker…around….literally… I mean what kind of girl brands herself as “TheBabe”…I mean obviously one who has been overly encouraged but more importantly..one who sure as fuck thinks she’s too good to sleep with you…even if she’s not…her ass probably is…enjoy. Pics by KAZIM GUNYAR The post TaviTheBabe Has a Great Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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