Couple Fucking in Vegas – Close The Blinds… Insurance Scammer of the Day Thugs Destroying Dozens of Cars Cop Punches Pregnant Air Force Vet Weightlifting Fail Man Dumping Unresponsive Girl in Queens Chinese Parenting The post Burger King Experience and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s a video of a girl on the Price is Right, who isn’t that hot, but who made Drew Carrey laugh, which is surprising, because I thought he only laughed at his own jokes, not that I’ve ever seen him as Bob Barker, but I’m basing it on the Drew Carrey show that should have never hapened, but that did happen, and that made him very fucking rich in the process, even though it was the worst pile of shit to ever end up on TV…but I guess it created Wayne Brady in the spin off Who’s Line is it Anyway….and well that motherfucker makes the world a better fucking place….like this girl…who is not all that hot but when asked what she studies in college…gets stumped…and I’m all for regular people being idiots on TV…it makes me happy. The post Price is Right Girl of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I am pretty sure you’ll love this Sophia Bush picture for three key reasons… The first being that you’re a virgin loser weirdo with no social skills, who loved shows like Dawson’s Creek and One Tree Hill, which is what I think she was on…you know the grown ass man into Buffy the Vampire slayer…who still jerks off to Sarah Michelle Gellar…or whoever the fuck played Buffy the Vampire Slayer…because you have a hard time moving on…it’s part of your social retardation… The second being that she’s posing like a sex doll, a little blow up action, and that’s the only sex you know…and female loving that you’ve had… The third being that she’s topless, unless that upsets you because in your social retardation, you feel like she is somehow cheating on you, or showing a side of her slutty self that you didn’t know she had…making you see red…. All this to say, you’re fucking weird…and I’d rather she be showing her bush… The post Sophia Bush Weird Topless Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Courtney Stodden is posing strategically – yet fully exposed…in a bikini – reminding me why I like Courtney Stodden. She’s just this balance of fame whore, clown with silly circus sized tits, who pretends to be 18 or 19 and married to an old dude, when she’s really probably in her 40s, and the whole Courtney Stodden experience is just some marketing lie she came up with smoking cigarettes in the back room of the stripclub she probably worked at with her mom…. She has fallen off the map, out of the tabloids because he act wasn’t sustainable enough, she is the sex tape that never happened…but should of and probably wil… But she hasn’t fallen out of my heart…..My one life regret in recent years was being invited to her Halloween party last year, and not going… She’s an angel… The post Courtney Stodden’s Cameltoe is the One that Got Away of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Jessica Simpson is taking advantage of her serious weight loss that I assume was funded by Weight Watchers….and has become the face and body of her billion dollar clothing line…because I guess she can, but more importantly, like all fat chicks who have lost the weight and rediscovered their sex appeal, they want to get the word out there and have people jerk off to them like they were still in their 20s, because all the money in the world can’t buy that…but hours at the gym and not eating cake all day everyday can… People relate to her…and now that she’s skinny, she’s all about being slutty and romantic, despite all the kids out of wedlock she’s had…we get it, she’s horny as fuck….and so in love…and it is ok because it is her husband…. And like she did with her 50 Shardes of Grey bullshit…here’s another one of her being manhandled…but I just find it weird…and awkward..even tacky…like a poster in a trailer park…which I guess is about right…considering… TO SEE HER 50 SHADES OF GREY WEIRDNESS CLICK HERE The post Jessica Simpson’s Erotica Continues of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Unfortunately your browser does not support IFrames. Kylie Jenner — Gives Kendall Jenner Reach Around – Watch More Celebrity Videos or Subscribe You can thank their mom and older sister for raising them properly…I know…I do…but only because the Kardashians’are everywhere and totally intolerable, but still everywhere, meaning, if you have to live with some bullshit,like the Kardashians, and they are bullshit, it might as well involve the ones that are the least Kardashian…involved in incest…teen incest… The post Kylie Jenner Puts her Hands Down Kendall Jenners Pants on Snapchat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t give a fuck about Olivia Wilde. I hardly even know who she is, but for some reason people got excited about her a few years ago, decided she was hot, and I couldn’t really see past her stupid stagename, because her real name “cockburn” was just way more entertaining… Well, since her pregnancy with whatever celebrity she had a kid with, she’s been pretty fucking annoying about it…talking about her doughy body, and all kind of other shit… But today, she did good, by posting this pic of her ass flash, that I guess the paparazzi captured of her putting in the car seat…because ass flashes are the best, even when the ass being flashed has already been seen by the majority of people…and that is the reason she exists… This was her captipm, even though you’re probably more interested in that weirdo tattoo.. Installing car seats is what happens in hell. #unintentionalmooning The post Olivia Wilde Panty Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Everyone is interested in Bella Thorne and not for the same reason as people are interested in most gingers, you know to point and laugh at them, and question whether they are human, or monsters sent from hell, that in the middle ages would be left in the woods to fend for themselves….only to create a breed of super strong…scary..fair skinned…weridos.. But because she’s young, on TV, hot, and has a great ass, thanks to being young and on TV…and like all girls who are young and on TV, we can safely assume she’s been whored out to the world by her parents since she was a kid, and in turn knows how to give great head…it’s like some kids learn how to ride a bike from their parents, other kids learn how to make cookies on Christmas…and others learn to suck dick to live out mommy’s dremas, because working sucks and lviing off the creature from her uterus…just makes sense… Either way, she’ll be 18 soon enough, I predict people will still care about her then…and in the meantime, you can always google one of her sisters, who didn’t quite make it on the celebrity train their parents threw them on, and instead became a hipster nude model..giving us hope the younger sister follows in her footsteps when the time comes…because these bikini selfies are a preview…of what I can only assume will be good. I mean the “get wet” thing…just crazy… The post Bella Thorne Bikini Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Lara Stone is a model with massive tits and a tooth gap, who at one point in time I thought was hot, because she is hot, and has great big tits and a tooth gap…but who became very fucking ugly, when her marriage to some ugly, yet relevant at the time comedian happened, where they went on honeymoon and she wore a bikini, only to sue everyone who posted the pics, even though no one actually gave a fuck about Lara Stone in a bikini, her honeymoon…she was just being a cunt about it.. I mean at the time, she had countless nude shoots you could reference and a bikini pics was like who gives a fuck, throwaway content, even if it was on her special day that clearly ended great for her… Well, now that she’s single, she’d back to modeling, and in modeling, she’s showing her tits, but not in a topless way…but in a see through shirt way..which apparently, has the same affect..and that’s NIPPLES! Good times, even though she’s awful. The post Lara Stone for Marie Claire of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Victoria Justice is another tween star who isn’t a tween, but pretends to be on TV, which gets all the dads forced to watch this shitty content excited enough to either fuck their wives to make more annoying kids to fill up our society and get in my way…or jerk off in the bathroom to remind them how pathetic their lives are…or in some cases…to molest their daughter’s friends…think of it as punishment for making him watch shitty TV show… That said, the people at Disney have not only figured out the way to not get kids they have casting couches with to talk…but to also market these kids to pervert dad’s everywhere…and I guess that involves bikini pics on social media…and most importantly slow motion boating videos…on social media…where you can really see them child star bounce in her step… Either way, clever. The post Victoria Justice Titty Jiggle of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .