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Strippers Congratulate the Bushwackers of the Day

I never watched wrestling. Even as a young kid, I was more into playing with Barbies, washing their hair and telling them they were pretty girls, ass I rubbed their pussy mound and nippleless tits, as people around me would call me a little faggot, when really I was just practicing ripping off panties for when I was older.. I just thought dudes on dudes, especially coupled with bad acting was homoerotic and beneath me. I preferred my boners to come from inanimate objects.. But I do remember the Bushwackers, and apparently they were inducted into the Wrestling Hall of Fame, and in keeping things as classy as Wrestling, you know the lowest form of sport, loved by immigrants and white supremicists in their trailer parks alike…Rick’s Cabaret, a publicly traded strip club I would buy shares in just because investing in a strip club is funny to me, threw them a party… Here are some of the pics…also funny to me… The post Strippers Congratulate the Bushwackers of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Brittany Burke is Pretty Amazing for Marie Claire UK of the Day

I’ve never heard of Brittany Burke…but the most interesting thing about her is that there is a Porn Star with her name….so instead of changing out her name to something more model, she decided to ride with the google results of her being a girl with huge fake tits taking it up the ass…I assume she’s been dealing with that for her entire high school life, teased about it, and now just making a name for herself without letting that porn slut get her down…something I guess any of you with porn addictions probably deal with on a daily basis… All this to say, she’s Americam, I don’t care for her face, it is long and freaks me out, but I do like these pics of her being subtle slutty…because subtle slutty is still slutty.. The post Brittany Burke is Pretty Amazing for Marie Claire UK of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chelsea Handler’s Latest Tit Pic of the Day

I had enough of Chelsea Handler’s slut behavior when she finally landed a TV show from her Slut Behavior after whoring around hollywood for a decade prior to getting the show, before deciding to do the comedy route, making fun of everyone, as a hook to get an actual job… So when her first tit pic for attention happened, I was done. I saw a porn she was in early in her career, when at her prime and saw all I needed to see..with what I assume is a blowjob queen based on her actual talent level… But I still laughed to myself, as if it was her best joke, because it was…but this latest one is just boring..it’s like spread that whore pussy already, we’ve already seen your tits…it’s played out…post pussy… Tits are hardly shocking..especially when they’ve been over exposed…step it up bitch. Try harder. That’s all I have to say about that. The post Chelsea Handler’s Latest Tit Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashely Benson is Fun of the Day

Ashely Benson posted some Lame as Fuck topless pics on her instagram from what I guess what a photoshoot…that I guess showcase that she’s been working on getting fit…because in a world with hormones in the genetically modified, high fructose corn syrup food…bitches are getting fatter and fatter and the world is becoming more and more accepting to that unhealthy lifestyle…while criticizing girls who stay fit and don’t overeat for starving themselves in some kind of skinny chick apocalypse…where the fat chicks are trying to either eat up and destroy skinny girls everywhere so that their fat asses become the fucking norm…it’s genocide…and a real issue we should all be paying close attention to. It’s like “let’s celebrate proven unhealthy, premature death bodies…and shit on babes who are fit because we shit all the time from all the eating. Speaking of Eating..where are the donuts…I’m hungry…I when my blood sugar drops I get real bitchy.” That was my fat girl impression…I could have gone deeper, but why bother, because based on these pics, Ashley Benson, famous from one show, seems to get it and is looking better than ever…even better than when she had a threesome in Spring Breakers with Riff Raff Franco and some Disney star…and all I am really getting at is that I like when young stars find their identity or try to build their identity in a slutty as possible way…even if it’s not quite slutty enough, it’s a start and that’s more than I can say for anything I’ve ever done. I’m more of why bother kind of guy…. The post Ashely Benson is Fun of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gigi Hadid in a See Through Dress of the Day

Here’s half Arab Gigi Hadid, who unlike other arab women, has not joined ISIS, because she’s a rich LA girl. Entitled, dating some shitty pop star, friends with other vapid shitty girls who she hangs with and build her instagram following because that’s what’s important, especially when living in the most obnoxious place in the world, raised by the most obnoxious people in the world, and your modeling career is based on your vain 80 year old father’s ego and connections… The whole thing is so dumb…instagram model who has become the most important model in fashion right now, all thanks to instagram, access, and rich parents…and here is her nipple in Vogue…Vogue…almost on a Kardashian booking Vogue…reminding us the world is a series of idiots buying into bullshit…and other idiots perpetuating that bullshit…all to make money…to buy more bullshit…so that they too can have vapid little cunt children to keep the cycle of uselessness that pretends to be of purpose going…otherwise middle America would have nothing to envy… Here she is walking the runway in Spain – if you care: The post Gigi Hadid in a See Through Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Eva Amurri Yoga of the Day

When you’re looking for fitness inspiration on social media, I wouldn’t suggest Susan Sarandon’s daughter’s instagram page, I mean not that she likes to be known for as Susan Sarandon’s daughter, it’s so annoying for her when she goes to castings I am sure, which is the reason why she did all this topless shit for Californication, before realizing that getting paid shit to get topless on Tv, is way less fun than living off the trust fund allowance, and marrying some rich dude to finance her like she was financed her whole life, since working is silly…unless it just comes to you because you’re Susan Sarandon’s daughter…ya know… HEre she is in Yoga poses…boring… The post Eva Amurri Yoga of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Szohr Kissing her Friend of the Day

The only thing I don’t like about a girl named Jessica Szohr, is the constant reminder of the sores she may or may not have germinating in her genitals, thanks to being Hollywood, a place where having herpes is almost a status symbol, like the secret powerful virus that gets you into all the right events, despite being painful sores on your genitals, since all the cool kids have it in a “OMg, you don’t have herpes, you totally haven’t been fucking high profile enough people”…it’s a horrible, vapid, empty, insane place this Hollywood bullshit…but if you want to make it to feed your little ego that tells you that you’ve got what it takes…you need a little more than your name to be SZOHR and a lot more of the rash on your cunt to be open sores…and based on her level of success and lesbianism on her social media, it’s safe to say…she may not have sores…but instead is just named SZOHR… Yes…I just did a useless rant about a girl I don’t know based on her name rhyming with sores…my life is pathetic. The post Jessica Szohr Kissing her Friend of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sara Sampaio’s SKinny Bikini Pics of the Day

I used to think that the worst thing about Portuguese girls is pretty much everything…but I’m just saying that because I once had some portuguese boss who was a total bitch, but I’m not sure if he was actually a woman, or if he just acted like one. You know all heated, son of a fisherman, piece of shit…with some fat wife who thought she was a fucking princess, who I guess didn’t realize that Portugal, despite it’s beautiful landscape is the asshole of Europe…because as Portuguese, they stick amongst themselves… But then I’ve met some cool people from Portugal, some babes from Portugal, and I realized, the issue wasn’t Portuguese people, but rather first generation Canadian portuguese people, allowing me to find a love for the right Portuguese girl, you know the ones without the moustaches… That said, none of the Portuguese people I have met have ever heard of Sara Sampaio, even though she milks her Portuguese roots more than she milks the family cow for milk, at least based on her skinny fucking body, but maybe she just has a fast metabolism… All this to say this fat bitch, Sara Sampaio’s not so fat…in her bikini .. The post Sara Sampaio’s SKinny Bikini Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emma Stone Panty Flash of the Day

Emma Stone isn’t hot…she’s got a weird fucking mouth and the fact that she has a career after booking some Michael Cera indy movie blows my fucking mind. I guess she just went viral amongst the nerds and is getting serious pay days now. It’s weird…at least based on her weird fucking mouth that annoys the fuck out of me…for no real reason…because I don’t have to watch it eat, in fact I don’t have to watch it ever…I can turn her and really every celebrity off..thanks to the power button on my TV and that makes me happy, and makes me wish the rest of the world did too…cuz this girl has no business being rich…I don’t care how hard she flashes her panties on the Oscar red carpet to distract from her mouth, or to give people something to talk about…she is not good enough to matter…panty flash or not…but she matters…and that falls onto us as the real failures, we created this…and I don’t understand why…but as long as the panties are shown, I’m gonna look at them….cuz panties are a fetish of mine, looking and sniffing, and pulling them to the side…not me wearing them…I’m a weird pervert…but not that weird. The post Emma Stone Panty Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Scout Willis in a See Through Dress Posing With Bush of the DAY

Scout Willis is part of the Free the Nipple movement that all the hipsters are into, because tits aren’t a big deal and shouldn’t be criminalized or sexualized or banned off social media platforms, so together we can take our rich kid access and produce a documentary about breast feeding in public, to be the good feminists we want to be….all while dudes everywhere are like “hell yeah, we like nipples, what’s the fucking problem Christian America”…you know nipples is something I’ve been fighting for since I started this site and said “I’ll be called porn, I won’t make million in ad dollars like my blogger friends, but I won’t censor myself”…in what I like to call the dumbest decision of my life…I could use said millions that I would have made off google ad words if I didn’t show nipples right about now..so in a lot of ways, I’ve made more sacrifices for the acceptance of nipples, than these identity crisis rich kids who have no real understanding of real life issues..but instead attach themselves to anything convenient…and in this case…I dig what she’s into, posing with bush, because bush is my other fight…because I love it, but the media killed it, and that upsets me… Either way, here’s Scout nipples for instagram posing with bush…because she’s an identity crisis rich kid….thanks Demi Moore / mom. The post Scout Willis in a See Through Dress Posing With Bush of the DAY appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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