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Lindsay Lohan Spread Legs for Hunger Magazine of the Day

Posted on February 20, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lindsay Lohan is spread legged for Hunger Magazine, not showing any goods, probably not breaking any internet like it was Kim Karashian, who unlike her, despite all logic, is relevant, while Lohan is not….but it did probably smell really bad, and possibly broke something, probably someone’s spirit, because based on Lohan’s history, spread legged should only happy when she’s airing out her scabs…not when in rooms with people who may be exposed to the toxins…. People are positing these pics from another magazine that hit last summer as a reminder that Lohan still has tits…not that you needed a reminder…as much as we laugh at her…she’s still Lindsay Lohan and I’m her number one fan…and I still believe that she has an Academy Award win somewhere in her, behind the broken dreams, sads, addiction, feeling sorry for her entitled self, parents who sold her off, empty soul….she just needs to hire me as her life coach…because that’s the only reason I started this site…it’s always been for her/tits….I’m romantic like that… The post Lindsay Lohan Spread Legs for Hunger Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Britney Spears Rebuilt for Her Lingerie Collection of the Day

Posted on February 19, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here is Britney Spears not being Britney Spears…but being a rendition of her that we could call a #tbt / throwback thursday…since she hasn’t looked this fucking good in a decade, pre kids…but thanks to technology, they can crop her head on her old body, and trick the hicks who still worship her, those who made her more than just the one hit wonder she was destined to be, the star with millions of records sold she became…all without a soul….thanks to meds and eager parents selling her off…into buying her bikinis…. What it comes down to is that this is a lie that I am willing to buy into…because she’s Britney Fucking Spears…and she reminds me of a better time…when popstars weren’t fat girls like Iggy Azalea, Katy Perry and Nicki Minaj…but they did become fat after the kids and throwing in the towel…only to come back like this…it just works for me…I guess I’m old school. The post Britney Spears Rebuilt for Her Lingerie Collection of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Suki Waterhouse Shows You How Instyle Will Feature You if You Fuck an Oscar Nominee of the Day

Posted on February 19, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Suki Waterhouse is in a magazine called InStyle…. She is some young, fresh face looking model from the UK, who hangs with all the “it” girls, but who is probably not quite as fresh looking in her vagina, because she also hangs with A-List actors who like fresh face looking girls, who don’t have fresh looking vaginas, because actors need them dirty to keep interested in them… Well it turns out that that’s a good way to get into a life and style magazine built around celebrity…because everyone cares about bitches the A-Listers fuck…and thanks to the Hangover, Brad Cooper is an A-Lister…and thanks to Suki Waterhouse’s eagerness to put A List D , in her V It’s like pre-school, learning the slut alphabet… The post Suki Waterhouse Shows You How Instyle Will Feature You if You Fuck an Oscar Nominee of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Joan Smalls for True Religion of the Day

Posted on February 19, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Joan Smalls is a Puerto Rican model, because these brands need to tap into every ethnicity to sell as much product as they can to different demographics, so if a company like Victoria’s Secret, that has helped her become one of the top paid models in the industry, didn’t have a Puerto Rican, they’d be shitting on what I would consider a huge percentage of their market, because Puerto Rican women, along with being a little insane, the kind of girl who will cut your dick off in your sleep, are these high maintenance things that like new panties, but can’t always afford or really even know that Victoria’s Secret is shit quality…you know suburbanites and their mall shopping… All this to say, she’s hot as fuck, and True Religion, like Victoria’s Secret is saying “let’s sell to the hispanics”…and I like how they go about doing it…because I am a pervert and this is naked enough on a hot body for me to notice…even though I’m not Puerto Rican. The post Joan Smalls for True Religion of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Léa Seydoux is Pretty Amazing of the Day

Posted on February 19, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Léa Seydoux was in an actual sexually charged movie – where she played a lebsian having real sex with an older lady…putting candy coated, mainstream, easy for the American public to digest, 50 Shades of Grey, which almost makes me laugh, as a pervert, who has seen most sex scenes in mainstream movies…and I’ve seen a bunch of porn..and I figure that 50 Shades is just for the Christian people being naughty…and as a pervert…we’ve all seen this shit… That said…she’s in some Magazine, and she looks fucking amazing… The post Léa Seydoux is Pretty Amazing of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Léa Seydoux is Pretty Amazing of the Day

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Léa Seydoux was in an actual sexually charged movie – where she played a lebsian having real sex with an older lady…putting candy coated, mainstream, easy for the American public to digest, 50 Shades of Grey, which almost makes me laugh, as a pervert, who has seen most sex scenes in mainstream movies…and I’ve seen a bunch of porn..and I figure that 50 Shades is just for the Christian people being naughty…and as a pervert…we’ve all seen this shit… That said…she’s in some Magazine, and she looks fucking amazing… The post Léa Seydoux is Pretty Amazing of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miss G String Colombia and Other Videos of the DAy

Posted on February 19, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Drunk of the Day Idiot and his Loaded Weapon Traffic Stop of the Day Troll of the Day Some Psycho in Kansas City Shooting a Bus in 2014 Great Dane Puppy of the Day Chillin After a Machete Attack – GROSS Icy Roads Insane Parody Song of the Day….. The post Miss G String Colombia and Other Videos of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Drunk of the Day Idiot and his Loaded Weapon Traffic Stop of the Day Troll of the Day Some Psycho in Kansas City Shooting a Bus in 2014 Great Dane Puppy of the Day Chillin After a Machete Attack – GROSS Icy Roads Insane Parody Song of the Day….. The post Miss G String Colombia and Other Videos of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner Fashion Model of the Day

Posted on February 19, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

She’s tall, she’s skinny, her dad is getting a Sex Change, her half sister of some other ethnicity is a pornstar that carried the family to the mainstream, her other half sister is OJ Simspon’s daughter, her mom was an aspiring, moved to LA to party with rich men and get impregnated by them so that she could live the Beverly Hills life, rather than the dumpy aspiring model life, finally living out her dream with her amy of what is it, 6 kids that destroyed a vagina that was probably already ravaged, you know thanks to the 80s in LA, being the whore at the party, which is how she got into the party, there to service the rich men who only get off being the weirdest of sexual deviants…. Which is just the level of fucked up you need to buy your way into the fashion model life…I mean that level of trashy glamor, coupled with….a shit ton of instagram followers brands know she’ll promote them to the younger audience with… Either way, here’s some highlights that aren’t even exciting at fashion week…she may be the best thing about the Kardashian movement, which isn’t saying much considering they are the fucking worst, and one cute girl can’t redeem that… The post Kendall Jenner Fashion Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on February 19, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s a little Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini, because seeing mom’s in a bikini, who get paid millions of dollars a year to be in a bikini, doing it for free while captured by the paparazzi…doing something we’ve seen a million times before…to remind you that life is pretty fucking boring, repetitive, none of this matters…especially with all the slutty real life girls you can find on the internet willing to take spread ass pics…kind of making these product pedlars nothing but the half naked equivalent of the Costco samplers, but better body, because they find those women at the retard institutions, old folks home and I guess prisons… Either way…bikini model in a bikini on her spare time…you know burning the candle at both end…like watching a doctor save a dying person at the golf course off duty… The post Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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