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Amanda Bynes Lives of the Day

The highlight of my life was when I was tipped off that this obscure twitter account was Amanda Bynes after her breakdown. You know one of those anonymous accounts that people only find out about when she sends the press release and the paparazzi, but that I randomly connected with before it blew up…and we interacted… The highlight of Amanda Bynes’ life was probably not interacting with me on twitter after all the arrests, rehab visits, nose dives into hell….it was probably back when she was at the top of her game… But who cares about Amanda Bynes, I mean unless she’s in a scandal no one gives a fuck..I only care because she looks like a bloated Russian hooker I once got a handjob from….I think she ended up dying…but I’ll never forget that magic….especially not now that Amanda Bynes looks like her…and is bringing up all those memories of that firm grip… All this to say, I’m a fan. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Amanda Bynes Lives of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely Ass in Jeans of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whitely wearing jeans for a campaign because she is a model….and doing campaigns is her job, that is hardly a job….is almost a magical experience, but not as magical as spread ass sexts I get from regular girls, who don’t get paid millions for this kind of bullshit, but rather do it out of the kindness of their hearts… All this to say Rosie Fucks Bald People. The post Rosie Huntington-Whitely Ass in Jeans of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .

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Russian Woman Fights a Man and Other Videos of the Day

Groundhog Bites the Mayor Half Naked Russians in the Snow More Half Naked Russians in the Snow… Trying to Unclogged a Drain in the Road Gas Station shower Back That Truck Up… Drunk Driver Through Hotel Lobby School Bus Accident Robber Gets a Spanking… The post Russian Woman Fights a Man and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .

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Randy Quaid Fucks His Wife With a Rupert Murdoch Mask on and it is Amazing of the Day

I don’t really have anything to say about this. Apparently, Randy Quaid, is mad at some Hollywood Exec, because Hollywood execs are are evil, money grubbing pigs, that use anything they can to get ahead. He seems pretty bitter with FOX, for paying him millions to be part of their billion dollar franchises…because he really carried all the movies he was in…if anything I think he was the main character in every movie he’s been into, and the fact that he ever got a job other than working the gas station is amazing.. But not as amazing as this retaliation….of him fucking his wife with a Rupert Murdoch mask…. I don’t know what the message is, but I do agree that the world is run by the media, and more importantly, that Randy Quaids wife looks like a trailer park menopausal single mom working at the strip club. The post Randy Quaid Fucks His Wife With a Rupert Murdoch Mask on and it is Amazing of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .

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Gwen Stefani and Sarah Hyland for Cosmo of the Day

Gwen Stefani and Sarah Hyland did Cosmo. They probably have nothing to do with one another….but they are in the same issue…so maybe that means they are Cosmo issue sisters…if that is a thing…which I doubt it is, but should be… Now, I don’t know what the fuck I am talking about, or why, I just know that Cosmo teaches young girls how to fuck, because instead of it’s intended purpose of being an opinion magazine, it became smut in the 70s, which snowballed while teaching girls how to snowball… That said, Here’s Gwen Stefani: And Here’s Sarah Hyland: Don’t ask me why, because I am so not interested in this for so many reasons….let me list 10 of them… 1- I didn’t like Gwen Stefani when she was young and famous, I thought she was a man. 2- I have never seen an episode of modern family. 3- Sarah Hyland creeps me the fuck out with her weird underdeveloped tween face 4- Sarah Hyland gets restraining orders, I hate girls like that 5- Gwen Stefani’s husband fucks me, so maybe he thought she was a man too. 6- These pics aren’t spread eagled or lesbian sex filled 7- fuck this top 10 list….up the ass like it was Gwen Stefani’s husband.

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Drunk Guy Beating Wife Loses and Other Videos of the Day

Naked Man Walking Down Freeway in a Blizzard Sore Loser at the Beauty Pageant Biker Gets Airborne Australian Toddler and her Spider Man Tries to Kick a Dog But Fails Russian Woman’s Road Rage Bus Driver VS Unwanted Passenger

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Luci Ford Does the Super Bowl of the Day

Get into the Super Bowl spirit with the always amazing…hot as fuck LUCI FORD in these Super Bowl inspired, covered in dirt, wearing football pants, carrying a football that hopefully reminds you less of high school locker room initiation where the team gang raped you – and more of Debbie Does Dallas in the 70s when porn went mainstream…and I learned what jerking off to bush really meant… That said, I hate sports, I find them stupid as fuck, I mean let’s watch a bunch of dudes running back and forth like a bunch of fags who like watching dudes….before showering together….but I do like the girls who participate in promoting sports like this…or the models who fuck athletes because athletes are rich…and most importantly…you fucking love sports…and the Super Bowl…this is your weekend you basic, typical American fuck…. Here are some pics…and follow her on instagram for more… Pics by Danny Steezy

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Julia Pereira by Jonathan Leder of the Day

Julia Pereira is my most recent Brazilian crush, not that I have crushes, I am more into writing sexual things about a girl, burning any bridge their may be, getting blocked on social media by her, because the chances of even the most low level model to sit on my face is slim to none…so why not make it fun…. I just wish I was the one who discovered her in some Brazilian beach town, selling cocktails or whatever it is that Brazilian girls do, packaging her to the American market like I was Victoria’s Secret…making me forever indebted to me….and thus having my babies as a thanks…not that I want babies….but you get what I am saying….and that is “if only I left my couch…anything is possible”…. These polaroids are shot by Jonathan Leder and they are awesome…

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Haley Joel Osment’s Breast Implants of the Day

I have this theory that Haley Joel Osment, who was oscar nominated at least once pre-puberty, didn’t like that no one cared about him after puberty, because he looked like some awkward cartoon character/retard, so he got a sex change, some tits and re-branded himself as Emily Osment, getting cast on some show…because people like girls better than boys… He now She is up on some Bruce Jenner, his wife stole his balls and the girls got all the attention for being girls, this will make a good publicity stunt, because we are so fucking rich…I’ve lost my mind and that’s ok…. And here she is showing tit…

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Kesha Erotica of the Day

Kesha has been posting some naughty pics on her instagram, but I am not sure if it is as naughty as what she would do to her producer she is suing because she wants to get in the media, wants to get out of a contract, or because he actually did make her do dirty things, things you’d assume would make him a depraved monster, if you saw what Kesha looked like in the time frame these things happened… I guess there are two kinds of rape victims, or molested victims, the kind who go lesbian…you know the dick haters…and the kind that become sexual deviants who crave any and all male attention…. I would assume Kesha wasn’t ever molested, and that she is in fact the one doing the molesting with her shitty songs…to the entire nation…but ultimately, who gives a fuck…. Here’s some weirdo gay as fuck twerk video A video posted by Kesha (@iiswhoiis) on Jan 29, 2015 at 8:12am PST Here’s the bikini… TO SEE HER IN A BIKINI CLICK HERE

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