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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in Satin of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, the British model you probably remember from being in a Transformers movie instead of Megan Fox, because she’s as talented an actress as Megan Fox, who I get a lot of hate for endorsing and calling hot, because apparently people hate her, and I am sure I would probably hate her too, it’s just these girls who make a living being “hot” or “the face and body” of shit have egos, they think they are luxurious and the lose site of the fact that they are just overpaid hookers….all while hanging on yachts with billionaires….the same thing happens to sugar babies, and wives of rich men…so it is hard to relate, but they are not genuine, but I am into staring at them at events in satin…because I have nothing better to do…and I guess I like that nightgown as a dress hustle… Here she is in a bikini…. To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in Satin of the Day

Michael Pitt for Rag & Bone of the Day

Michael Pitt from Boardwalk Empire and probably a lot of other shit…like Bully…and who the fuck cares about Michael Pitt…directed this fashion video for a clothing company called Rag & Bone that they probably paid a million dollars for, and that no one will actually give a fuck about, but that I am going to promote because I think I saw a thong wearing ass, but can’t be too sure because I fell asleep 10 seconds into it…. I figure, why not give free press to million dollar campaigns for companies that don’t give a fuck about me, it’s like raping myself because I have no self worth and feel like I deserve to be shat on by everyone around me… It’s all part of my masterplan.

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Some Hot Topless Models on House Boat of the Day

I’ve never heard of models Clara Rosager

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Some Hot Topless Models on House Boat of the Day

Heidi Klum Lingerie Model of the Day

Heidi Klum still has a body that is amazing to look….german human engineering…I guess…thanks World War 2 Nazi war camps… But what I really wonder if parts of her we aren’t seeing…namely those parts in her panty…have withstood the hard weather conditions of Seal’s dick ravaging her with all kinds of babies….vaginas are designed to stretch, at least that’s what I tell girls on snapchat I want to see fuck beer bottles…

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Naked Youtuber Karen Alloy of the Day

I’ve never heard of Karen Alloy, but someone emailed me her pics, and she was naked in them, so I googled her and saw that she didn’t have any real following, so I assumed that this is the marketing strategy…the best kind of marketing strategy ever….so girls if you on the prestigious DrunkenStepfather…all you have to do is get naked…I am easy…

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Naked Youtuber Karen Alloy of the Day

Naomi Campbell for La Perla Fashion Show Pics of the Day

La Perla is a lingerie company, that is probably owned by Victoria’s Secret, but that is not marketed as Victoria’s Secret, because Victoria’s Secret is an evil empire that makes cheap shit lingerie and it would taint the more expensive La Perla branding…. Well they had a fashion show…and Naomi Campbell wasn’t too old to walk the runway…pretty fucking fascinating stuff…you know that Naomi Campbell, billionaire, is not too old or rich to be doing this kind of thing…. Also fascinating, is that she still looks as good as she did back when she first introduced me to how hot black girls can be, making me want to fuck them like they were white girls girls, but still never having a chance, because black girls, especially the ones in line at Walmart hate when I compliment their leggings…. Other models were there too…

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Naomi Campbell for La Perla Fashion Show Pics of the Day

Chrissy Teigen in Cheesy Stock Photos for GQ of the Day

Chrissy Teigen is the enemy….we hate her as a collective and by we, I mean me, and really only because she was a whining baby about me making fun of her for being a wallet fucking gold digger who is too fat to model and who should take on the Coco to Ice T role with John Legend, which she’s doing. You know getting airtime on awards show, or in phootshoots for magazines featuring him, just being the wife who thinks 50% of everything he owns and makes is hers, rather than going off and doing nonsense things herself… Apparently, she’s on TV now, and her comedy act from twitter has paid off for her, but not as much as John Legend, because without John Legend, she’d be doing bikini shoots for free as she does, and that doesn’t pay for rent… Either way, who cares about Chrissy Teigen in these stock photo looking pics, that aren’t even her most recent publicity stunt, her most recent publicity stunt is her talking about getting Jalapeno pepper juice on her vag, something that’s happened to me before, not because me and Chrissy are the same person, but because I fuck dirty girls…

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Chrissy Teigen in Cheesy Stock Photos for GQ of the Day

Natasha Galinka is Magical of the Day

Natasha Galinka is a Russian born American model who you may or may not remember from being robbed during one of the seasons of America’s Next Top model, because I guess she wasn’t born in America, and that disqualified her from being America’s Next Top model, especially when up against a latina, who being latina meant raging fans of their own kind on TV, it’s what they cleaned hotel rooms for….because when it comes to these kinds of all-American things, like the presidency or reality shows…you best be born in the USA…not be arab…and if you’re latina…you’ve got a competitive advantage… Either way, that was years ago, she’s still around, and she’s looking amazing, and I can’t figure out why a body like this isn’t on TV, in Movies, or most importantly…in my bed…she’s magical…and I’m not just saying that because I love Russians for their princess attitude and no soul…I’m saying that because…look at the fucking pics.

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Natasha Galinka is Magical of the Day

Petra Nemcova Not Retouched for Ultimo Lingerie of the Day

Petra Nemcova is a Czech model who must be in her late 40s, because I feel like she’s been around forever. She’s been part of every underwear campaign the last 2 decades, from Victoria’s Secret, to La Perla, to Victoria’s secret, to whatever the fuck Ultimo is…and she probably booked the work, because she’s tall…And unlike other Czech Girls, she didn’t have to work in the sex trade because they are hot and more affordable than American porn chicks, because Czech girls are always willing to fuck on camera for money….at least it seems that way if you watch porn…and they are the only hot ones doing it…but she’s still getting half naked for fashion… I think the most interesting thing about this babe, is not that she’s a babe who doesn’t need to be retouched, you know since that’s the whole fucking point of using models and not fat actors as spokespeople to push the brand, the whole retouching thing makes no fucking sense…but it is that she survived the Tsunami…and that’s a pretty gangster thing to survive…and thank god she survived, so that we can stare.

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Petra Nemcova Not Retouched for Ultimo Lingerie of the Day

Kate Upton Rebuilt for a Campaign of the Day

This photoshoot makes me laugh because I spoke to someone in Miami who was involved in it, and she kept going on and on about how nice Kate Upton was, but how fat and amazed she was that she was there doing a campaign….you know the kind of model who requires serious photoshop and staging so that her belly doesn’t split the sample sizes they’ve already taken out to fit her massive body… Now I don’t hate Kate Upton, I don’t care that she’s a rich kid who had the right support, I don’t care that her dumpy body and sloppy tits went viral to the Nascar / Carl’s Jr / White trash male crowd….I actually like the stories I hear about her being an exhibitionist, who loves being naked on set, and loves fucking everyone… But I do find this a funny way to use her, knowing she made 100k or more for this…it’s like a girl posed as unsexy, unrevealing as possible…because she’s no Victoria’s Secret model…. Either way here are the pics:

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Kate Upton Rebuilt for a Campaign of the Day