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Fitness Lessons with Sara Sampaio of the Day

Here’s a little fitness program with Sara Sampaio. Sara Sampaio is a Victoria’s Secret model, who barely anyone in Portugal has ever really heard of, but who is from Portugal…and most importantly skinny as fuck…so if you’re going to take any advice from her, it would probably be better suited being her diet plan, you know starve yourself, but I guess her workout is important too…I’m just surprised she didn’t pass out from exhaustion due to not eating….but maybe I’m skinny girl shaming, even though I love skinny girls, the skinnier the better, I just prefer my skinny girls not kicking ass, but struggling to stand after one drink…due to liver failure from starvation…it’s so much hotter…and they can’t really fight you off when you want to cuddle them in a back alley…because you’re a romantic…and Valentine’s Day is around the corner. Part 2 Part 3 –

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Nadja Bender is Amazing of the Day

Nadja Bender is Danish, and whenever I think of Danish girls, I don’t think of their strong jaws, but rather the pastry version of them that I would like to eat, because sugar is addictive but I guess so are tits…. So Nadja Bender..best known for that time she posed TOPLESS is now in Vogue Spain, by an amazing photographer, looking amazing, and these are amazing….amazing… If you’re not into that…here’s a how to speak Danish lesson with her…

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Nadja Bender is Amazing of the Day

Nadja Bender is Danish, and whenever I think of Danish girls, I don’t think of their strong jaws, but rather the pastry version of them that I would like to eat, because sugar is addictive but I guess so are tits…. So Nadja Bender..best known for that time she posed TOPLESS is now in Vogue Spain, by an amazing photographer, looking amazing, and these are amazing….amazing… If you’re not into that…here’s a how to speak Danish lesson with her…

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Karlie Kloss Nipple for Taylor Swift of the Day

Karlie Kloss, better known as Taylor Swift’s “roommate”…you know the girl who lives in Taylor Swift’s house, because Taylor Swift is rich as fuck and can have real life barbies if she wants to….it’s part of throwing her childhood away to be this billion dollar machine that she is…. Well she had a nipple slip, I’m sure not her first nipple slip, I mean this is probably what Taylor makes her do for her, since Taylor owns her….and the whole thing, probably not that exciting but still a nipple…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE At the same Versace Fashion Show, Kate Hudson Brought her Booty to the Show….which was a nice distraction to how manly her face looks….after years of fucking so many dudes…it’s like she’s turning into one….because as they say…you are what you eat… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Miley Cyrus Topless in Hawaii of the Day

I’d expect Miley Cyrus to be topless at the beach, because she is an advocate of the whole free the nipple campaign, she is an exhibitionist who has put herself out there, and I guess what it comes down to is that they are just tits….who gives a fuck…and more importantly, they are tits we’ve all seen, and when cast around that boyish face and hair, they are tits we may not even want to see, unless you are me, in which case, you like seeing all tits, even when you’re desensitized to tits, and the only think that can actually get you off is fisting videos….making it much more challenging for famous people to fame whore, cuz everyone is naked everywhere…all the time…who cares. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Miley Cyrus Topless in Hawaii of the Day

Christina Milian in Shorts of the Day

Christina Milian is doing the best she can to make herself relevant again. The fact is that she had her 5 minutes of fame, she didn’t maximize the fact that she was willing to get down and dirty in music videos, in an era before the internet really decided what was famous or not….meaning she went viral before viral really existed, and that’s harder than going viral now, where you just put out a slutty video and everyone watches it because they are at work and have nothing better to do…meaning she was top tier whore…and she threw it all away, had a kid, made millions as a co-writing credit on Justin Bieber songs, but now she’s still not fulfilled, she probably feels like she deserves more than what she has, she probbly feels like money isn’t the same as people loving everything she does….and she’s now got a reality show, these things can be bought, but no one cares…and when people don’t care you do little stunts like sex tapes, or in her case, getting her nipple pierced on TV….and now this…little shorts…the lamest of stunts…but still, for a mom, that booty is good….the kind you’d consider licking unshowered…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Miley Cyrus Bikini Dance of the Day

A few minutes ago, Miley Cyrus posted an instagram video of her dancing like a shitty bootleg stripper in a bikini…using her Mexican manicured garden as a stripper pole, and the whole thing was glorious, if you find obsessing over young starlet you can see naked on the internet, dancing in bikinis, in videos you can see on their own social media something that is glorious….I find it something pretty humiliating, I mean I’m a grown man, why the fuck am I spending my saturday looking at this bullshit…but for some reason..a reason I call marriage…I am…. TO SEE HER IN A BIKINI CLICK HERE

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Fergie for Allure of the Day

Fergie defied all odds when she had kids….because we all throught she was born with man parts. That’s what her muscle tone and hard face told us….a hard face she claims was from meth after being a forgotten one hit wonder….before Black Eyed Peas created the new version of her… Well now she’s in Allure, where she’s probably not talking about sex changes, or sucking dick for a hit, but rather being a mom with so much money her kids and their kids and their kids after than don’t have to worry…all thanks to a bunch of shitty, insincere popsongs…because that’s just how the entertainment industry works…and you can’t hate her for being better at monetizing her life than all the hotter more talented girls out there…

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Fergie for Allure of the Day

Fergie for Allure of the Day

Fergie defied all odds when she had kids….because we all throught she was born with man parts. That’s what her muscle tone and hard face told us….a hard face she claims was from meth after being a forgotten one hit wonder….before Black Eyed Peas created the new version of her… Well now she’s in Allure, where she’s probably not talking about sex changes, or sucking dick for a hit, but rather being a mom with so much money her kids and their kids and their kids after than don’t have to worry…all thanks to a bunch of shitty, insincere popsongs…because that’s just how the entertainment industry works…and you can’t hate her for being better at monetizing her life than all the hotter more talented girls out there…

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Cara Delevingne for Tag Heurer of the Day

I know that Tag isn’t really the highest end watch. They do some midrange mall level watch, so seeing Cara Delevingne attached to it, isn’t as offensive as if this was a Rolex Ad, because it would clearly be Rolex trying to rich some rich socialite who hangs with celebrities crowd, instead of using someone aspirational, that would make me want to work hard so that I could afford a Rolex….or maybe Cara Delevingne is an “It” girl now because she is apsirpational…maybe the younger audience thing having a trust fund and celebrity friends is what life is about…you know vapid whores everywhere…going to modeling shoots and fancy parties….and having the media love everything you do because you have a bit of a different look since you’re not a natural born model…and the right friends……and I guess…that’s probably what this is all about…attach to something popular, pay it well, and maybe become popular too…it’s basically her whole marketing campaign she used on herself…and it worked…applied to watches…too bad she doesn’t look hot in it… TO SEE HER AT THE CAMPAIGN LAUNCH WITH A BABY WILD ANIMAL CLICK HERE

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