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Alessandra Ambrosio Tight Pants of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is a mom of two, who is born tall and freakishly skinny, and who has a million dollar contract with an evil corporate brand, that is enough money for a modest Brazilian to make sure she maintains her fitness levels, even if it requires starvation, because it pays so fucking well to not be fat…even when she’s probably too old to still be a lingerie model, the public like her, they are comfortable with her, and figure if she’s not spilling out of her thong from every angle thanks to saggy old lady mom ass and saggy old lady mom pussy…keep her working…and here is her skinny little mom ass…that’s hardly even there…in a pair of leggings…confusing me…because Brazilians have big scale booty contests…and this is the era of the ass…and she’s a mom…it’s like there’s nothing here…when there’s supposed to be so much here…and I guess that’s tragic…unless you like millionaire skinny mom ass…then it’s a win…something for everyone or some shit… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Iggy Azalea’s Ass Implants in Sweatpants of the Day

Iggy Azalea has a dumpy fucking ass, that I guess people like making a big deal about, because this is the Ass generation and white suburban kids are into anything black rappers are into…or in Iggy Azalea’s case deep inside…rocking back and forth as hard as their athletic selves can thrust in her…leaving her unable to walk a decade ago when she started this quest, but by now, ass implants and all, she’s pretty committed to it, serious about it, and capable of taking it all in…as long as it comes with a paycheck, helps her paycheck, or really brings her to this level of fame…thanks to the general population having no fucking taste… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Heidi Klum for Macy’s Of the Day

So Heidi Klum is old and boring…and so am I…. But CLICK HERE

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Miranda Kerr for Harper’s Bazaar of the DAy

Miranda Kerr is on the program. The program is what I call girls who become models in order to date rich dudes because rich dudes are better than poor dudes, even if the models themselves already have a million dollars or more in the bank, despite being fired by their big earning client, because they had sex with Beiber….so basically she’s been out of Victoria’s Secret for 2 years now, and that means fucking Bieber cost her 3 million dollars or more, so in a way, she paid to have sex with Beiber…what a freak.. The good news is that this Single Mother will be fine…and there are billionaires willing to pick up the pieces of her broken heart…and finance a life of luxury…because when you’re a model with a 10 year long career, what the fuck else are you gonna do with yourself….

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Miranda Kerr for Harper’s Bazaar of the DAy

Kate Winslett Bikini of the Day

Do you remember when you were jerking off to Kate Winslett for showing off her tits in Titanic…. Try doing it now…with these bikini pics…. I know you have it in you…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Sienna Miller in a Magazine of the Day

Here’s Sienna Miller, who has clearly lost her edge, in a magazine posing “topless”…but not Sienna Miller who you probably were into in the mid-2000s, because she was hot, in a lot of movies, willing to get naked, before fading back to the UK where she dated Jude Law, Daniel Craig and made little UK babies, that you shouldn’t give a fuck about because #America. Like everyone else, in every business, who has seen any success, she was never all that hot, she was never all that talented, she was just positioned in the right way, and I guess I prefer the actresses who get naked to the ones who don’t, even if everything about them was inflated bullshit….but as far as I’m concered…getting naked in movies is all the talent a girl needs…and I guess Sienna Miller, baby momma, embodies that.

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Sienna Miller in a Magazine of the Day

Sienna Miller in a Magazine of the Day

Here’s Sienna Miller, who has clearly lost her edge, in a magazine posing “topless”…but not Sienna Miller who you probably were into in the mid-2000s, because she was hot, in a lot of movies, willing to get naked, before fading back to the UK where she dated Jude Law, Daniel Craig and made little UK babies, that you shouldn’t give a fuck about because #America. Like everyone else, in every business, who has seen any success, she was never all that hot, she was never all that talented, she was just positioned in the right way, and I guess I prefer the actresses who get naked to the ones who don’t, even if everything about them was inflated bullshit….but as far as I’m concered…getting naked in movies is all the talent a girl needs…and I guess Sienna Miller, baby momma, embodies that.

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Sienna Miller in a Magazine of the Day

Sahara Ray by Jai Photo of the Day

Her name is Sahara Ray, people like her, possibly because they find her hot, maybe because they find her talented but probably because she gets naked in photoshoots and people love naked in photoshoots, especially when that naked comes with big tits. I don’t know what these are for, I just know that they are shot by a photographer called JAI PHOTO and that if you look hard enough their is nipple… She’s an instagram celebrity, with half a million followers, which I guess makes her important enough to get work, since casting directors only care about that now, which is the same reason Tila Tequila got her own show…it’s like if you come up fast and easy from posting selfies…you may not have any level of sustainability due to a serious lack of substance…but then again, maybe your retard fans will buy anything you peddle and it’s enough to make a motherfucker rich…and I guess…that’s a good thing… Here are the pics..

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Sahara Ray by Jai Photo of the Day

Anne Hathaway Weirdo See Through of the Day

I think this is Anne Hathaway’s attempt at being erotic…wearing a lacy top under a see through enough top….which reminds me of see through shirts of the 80s…it was in trend and if you were alive in the 80s, you probably got hard to teachers, mothers, cafeteria workers, wearing the same shit…that you may notice if you can see past her freaky clown smile… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Anna Kendrick Face of the Day

I don’t know why “Anna Kendrick Face” isn’t a meme, or an expression used to describe an annoying looking face. I have tried to watch movies that have her in them, and despite trying to like her not because everyone likes her and she’s getting work because of it, but because I feel sorry for anyone who has that “Anna Kendrick Face”, even when that “Anna Kendrick Face” makes her millions….because it’s just creepy….I can’t describe it – but it starts with her mouth… Then I remember, all these overpaid bitches deserve to be scrutinized about their faces, because they put it out there, instead of hiding in the basement where their faces may belong…all because someone told them they are cute or funny or they have a relative in the business….who knows…

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