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The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Happened of the Day

So they filmed the Victoria’s Secret fashion show in the UK today, and here’s a sneak peak if you actually care. I feel like a total fucking asshole for participating in this, since liking Victoria’s Secret is so fucking suburban and ridiculous… They are an evil empire and this is what they want us to be doing….to promote mall shopping, shitty gifts, for Christmas. Fuck this noise….and here are the boring pics..with no nipples, or Vagina Slips, because every camera is tracked and every picture released is released by them…. DOUTZEN Kroes: Lindsay Ellingson

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Izabel Goulart’s Working Out for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on Nov 11, 2014 at 2:55am PST The Victoria’s Secret Infomercial is tomorrow, it is filming in London, It is overly hyped, overly marketed, and that reminds me just how doomed our retard consumer society is…I mean if I told you 15 years ago, that you are going to get excited about an informercial in prime time, that wasn’t about spray on hair, or the Slap Chop, but instead girls in lingerie, who have awesome bodies, but who are still just peddling shit quality underwear made in a sweatshop, you’d probably agree with me, in the late 90s, we had limited options when it came to seeing half naked girls…but it is the internet generation, we have porn, there is nothing good about this….I mean other than the amazing girls who make your wives and girlfriends disappoint you everytime they try on the panties you bought them as a shitty thoughtless gift to shut them up… This is Izabel Goulart showing off her fitness, to show you fat bitches how it is done…and here she is doing the mandatory social media plug for the event, it’s in her contract… A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on Nov 11, 2014 at 8:44am PST

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Cara Delevingne and Kate Hudson Thanksgiving Dance Off of the Day

A video posted by Kate Hudson (@katehudson) on Nov 11, 2014 at 11:09pm PST Cara Delevingne and Kate Hudson are friends…and they spend Thanksgiving together, maybe because Cara Delevingne is from the UK, where they don’t celebrate thanksgiving, since they don’t really remember when their people killed off all the Indians to create an independent state from the Queen..or maybe because Kate Hudson is latching onto the It Girl, in hopes of being an it girl herself, or maybe their families are friends, because Cara Delevingne is some rich socialite from the UK…who knows all kinds of people, that’s why they are here, she is here… Part 2 A video posted by Kate Hudson (@katehudson) on Nov 11, 2014 at 11:11pm PST Part 3 A video posted by Kate Hudson (@katehudson) on Nov 11, 2014 at 11:13pm PST Part 4 A video posted by Kate Hudson (@katehudson) on Nov 11, 2014 at 11:19pm PST

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Sarah Hyland is in a Bikini of the Day

Her name is Sarah Hyland. She was stalked and beaten by her boyfriend..which I guess means someone really likes her, increasing her value on the market, because if if she’s good enough for someone to stalk and beat her, she must be pretty good…..probably even too good….which isn’t saying much to you, seeing as a pile of dog shit is too good for you, but I guess that means she’s good enough for you to want to have sex with, even though it is a little weird, considering she’s in her 20s and looks 10…but a mature 10…with a set of tits…that she’s showing off on social media in a bikini…like a good social media whore…

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Krysten Ritter for Ocean Drive Magazine of the Day

I still don’t know who Krysten Ritter is, I just know that she’s one of those obscure actresses who pops up on random fan boards, and in the paparazzi, who has a totally engaged audience, who would go to the trouble of starting her own fan board….like she was in Twilight, or something equally engaging for people who have no friends and are into any accessible looking chick, because well, she’s accessible…and gives them hope of a better, less lonely tomorrow. I guess I could google her, but her bird face makes me not care…. Instead I will just post pics of her in Ocean Drive, probably looking better than she’s ever looked, but she’s still some grey area acrtress in her 30s, which as far as I’m concerned is a decade too old for anyone to be putting her in magazines, there are younger versions of her who can do the job better, but here are the pics anyway.

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Man Eats a Full Feathered Bird and Other Videos of the Day

Slap Of the Day Naked Man Tries Raping a Woman… Real Life Police Academy Mickey Rourke Boxing… Chinese Dance Class Skinny Guy Tries to Throw Fat Girl in the Water Texas Cops Choke Hold Some Chick… Girl Taking a Piss

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Vanessa Hudgens Rapes Your Ears of the Day

A video posted by Vanessa Hudgens (@vanessahudgens) on Nov 11, 2014 at 4:51pm PST So Vanessa Hudgens won’t let the paparazzi capture pictures of her face when she leaves the gym, or YOGA, but she will let them take pics of her ass in spandex, and she will leak nude pics of her 5 O’clock shadow pussy that is beautifully hairy for someone like me who likes bush, and she will post pictures of her raping our ears with song…even though you can’t rape the willing…but I feel like I could prove that you can, if I really tried… A video posted by Vanessa Hudgens (@vanessahudgens) on Nov 11, 2014 at 4:51pm PST A video posted by Vanessa Hudgens (@vanessahudgens) on Nov 11, 2014 at 5:38pm PST

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Eddie Pettersson Topless for WIISSA of the Day

Her name is < ahref="http://instagram.com/eddiemitsou" target="_blank"> EDDIE PETTERSSON , she is a Swedish Model from Sweden, who is signed to an Agency in LA< which may make me think she's trying to live the American Dream and that Maybe you should find her, pretend you're a producer and that you can save her and make it all come true, so that she doesn't need to do topless shoots for awesome photographers like WIISSA ….but why would you do that…we need the topless shoots to go on living…

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Blue Armpit Hair Fetish Video of the Day

I am not thankful for armpits or armpit hair, even though I know it is a fetish. I am also not thankful for new age feminists, who don’t really understand feminism, because they weren’t alive when gender roles were actually one-sided, even if women theoretically get paid less than men for the same job, I call bullshit, because I’ve been living off my wife’s checks for years… Meaning, you’re all a bunch of entitled babies, looking to be politically correct and boring, causing dumb controversy, by dying your armpits blue like the misguided fuck that you are… It’s like “I’m a feminist, women’s rights, I’ll fuck 12 dudes in a row on a porn set, then dye my armpits blue, Girl Power”…not that this girl is a pornstar, she’s just an idiot…

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I am – Thankful for Sara Malakul of the Day

I am Thankful for future Hollywood Star @saramalakul on INSTAGRAM …because whether her Thai ass was born with a dick or not…and it probably was…we call her Lady Boy who got Away thanks to having a US Passport…she’s a beautiful specimen of talent…and by talent I mean she’s got great tits, and even though I am not a tit guy…I am a tit guy…because I am a guy…if you know what I mean….

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