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Anne Hathaway is Gothic and Dark of the Day

#457643342 / gettyimages.com Anne Hathaway went to an event dressed like a Goth and I only really noticed because I like that everyone hates Anne Hathaway – enough that it makes her dress like a cutter…weirdo who you know is trying to draw attention to themselves with their weirdo horror obsession…so dark and suburban… But more importantly, I like that more thought went into this outfit and look, than her Oscar winning performance that wasn’t Oscar winning worthy in Les Miserables…all she did was cut her hair and cry people…I mean every white girl who gets a bad hair cut cries…it was zero special… Anyway – here she is being Halloween. #457642274 / gettyimages.com #457638004 / gettyimages.com TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Shoot Out in Canada Parliament Building and Other Videos of the Day

Soldier Shot at War Memorial…in canada Ghetto Fight Involving 100 people, including a chick in a wheel chair…and 2x4s…the world..is fucked Woman VS Fire Extinguisher The man Who Accidentally Caught Himself on Fire Kurd Dancer Accidentally Shoots His Friend Raving Princess of the day Parents Encourage Their Kids to Fight Naked Dude on a Bike

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Selena Gomez Slutty for Instagram of the Day

Apparently, this is Selena Gomez for Harper’s Bazaar shoot, that she posted on her instagram, wearing some cage-like bathing suit that may or may not remind you of the cage you built in your basement hoping to lock Selena Gomez in after kidnapping her, even though you live in another state than her, you’re just a weirdo with a lot of time on your hands, with a dream – that some may call a creepy obsession, even if I think it’s justified, because she’s cute and apparently smart and strategic in all she does…a secret producer on Springbreakers, making 10s of millions of dollars…to a fake girlfriend to Bieber…she’s got it all figured out…and I can’t think of any better girl for your creepy pervert ass to lock in your basement…I just don’t think you have what it takes to make your dreams come true…because you’re a fucking loser…but at least you got the cage built..that’s more than you’ve ever got on any project you’ve had in your life… Yes. I just turned Selena Gomez and her hot tits into a one-sided conversation with a fantasy reader who wants to abudct Selena Gomez and lock her in a cage in his basement… Maybe you should just focus on the possible fake titty – small implant…it’s nice.

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Barbara Palvin Sucking Popsicles for Guy Aroch of the Day

There were once rumours that Barbara Palvin was dating Bieber, when she did her first Victoria’s Secret Fashion show at 18, because Victoria’s Secret wanted to cover up the fact that the model who actually banged Bieber was Miranda Kerr, married mom on the gold digger program – with clearly and present perversion…it was bad for the brand… But I’ve heard that Barbara Palvin is more into the black dudes, the pro athletes…and really I don’t even know why I know that, it’s not like I keep track of 21 year old Hungarian models…I just like them when they are naked…or half naked…or I guess channelling the 70s sucking popsicles…because it reminds me of a simpler time…I’m just bummed that when doing this 70s shoot, no bush was exposed in the process, because bush is the most important thing that happened int he 70s, at least according to me, who can’t even look at a vagina – unless it is wearing a furry pubic hair hat….

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Barbara Palvin Sucking Popsicles for Guy Aroch of the Day

There were once rumours that Barbara Palvin was dating Bieber, when she did her first Victoria’s Secret Fashion show at 18, because Victoria’s Secret wanted to cover up the fact that the model who actually banged Bieber was Miranda Kerr, married mom on the gold digger program – with clearly and present perversion…it was bad for the brand… But I’ve heard that Barbara Palvin is more into the black dudes, the pro athletes…and really I don’t even know why I know that, it’s not like I keep track of 21 year old Hungarian models…I just like them when they are naked…or half naked…or I guess channelling the 70s sucking popsicles…because it reminds me of a simpler time…I’m just bummed that when doing this 70s shoot, no bush was exposed in the process, because bush is the most important thing that happened int he 70s, at least according to me, who can’t even look at a vagina – unless it is wearing a furry pubic hair hat….

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Miranda Stars in stepGIRLS VS Creepettes of the Day

We do this thing where we battle our friends over at creepstreet …in some wrestling “we do it better than you”…format competition that we are all winners in…called CREEPETTES VS. StepGIRLS…. You know their promo model team, versus ours…and it’s all in good fun and just a solid excuse to get girls on board and naked…and amazing… So here’s Miranda – who you can follow – msalii for Creepstreet vs step_girls I call this shoot – titties on the tracks….

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Miranda Stars in stepGIRLS VS Creepettes of the Day

We do this thing where we battle our friends over at creepstreet …in some wrestling “we do it better than you”…format competition that we are all winners in…called CREEPETTES VS. StepGIRLS…. You know their promo model team, versus ours…and it’s all in good fun and just a solid excuse to get girls on board and naked…and amazing… So here’s Miranda – who you can follow – msalii for Creepstreet vs step_girls I call this shoot – titties on the tracks….

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Mara Teigen in Cheeki for Galore of the Day

My friends at GALORE who don’t invite me to their exclusive star-studded parties – because I am a liability – but do let me post pictures I steal from their website without sending me lawyers letters – like so many other magazines who don’t appreciate my silly, drunken banter – put out these pics of instagram model Mara Teigen, who for some reason is ridiculously massive, even considered famous thanks to social media, though you’ve probably never heard of her, but who I always just assumed was the hotter sister of pug-faced Chrissy Teigen…who isn’t actually her sister..rocking her awesome ass in her Cheeki panties and I’m not mad at it…if anything I want to find the dirty panties on ebay where I would assume she’s selling them to subsidize her income, you know because being an instagram model isn’t ridiculously lucrative….

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Ashley Greene is Not Hot for Women’s Health of the Day

Ashley Greene is the fucking worst. I’ve heard all kinds of horror stories about this girl and her Florida trash moved to LA positioning. I don’t really care about how she got onto Twilight or who she’s fucked along the way, I just find it annoying that after publicly breaking up relationships like some young harlot, she turned to the Jonas Brothers who at the time were pretending they were virgins, and started campaigning for “Promise Rings” and virginity…all while not being that hot, or even believable, cuz anyone with a brain would have seen right through her and noticed the cum dripping down her leg from earlier that day.. The good news is that Fame is fleeting, and this bitch isn’t talent and doesn’t matter. She just barely knows how to strategically move and this Women’s Health video is shit…but you’ll probably like it because Twilight changed you fucking life, especially when you bought into her virginity – seeing as you were/are a virgin too….

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Miss Ukraine Universe 2014 Tits for GQ Russia of the Day

The difference about Eastern Europe and America is nicely laid out for us right here – with their Miss Ukraine 2014 – pageant winner – doing a GQ spread – showing tit…where as if this was America, the land of the fundamentalist Christian freaks, she’d be kicked off the tour for being a harlot that is not good for the youth to look up to… Her name is Anna Andres and I think it’s safe to say that during this hard time in the Ukraine with people dying…she’s just brightening up spirits and plotting her escape and I know if I could afford her, I’d buy her

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Miss Ukraine Universe 2014 Tits for GQ Russia of the Day