If you don’t remember two days ago, that was the event Miley put on pasties to walk the runway for, even though her tits are so small, pasties are more like a shirt to her… She’s a high concept hipster artist now … Well, there was an afterparty, and at that after party, Miley decided to rape someone’s face, because I guess that’s what happens when you’re a broken, famous, starlet, who has been in this world her whole life thanks to her joke of her father and the woman he knocked up 2 weeks into his fame… Fame comes with distress, inner torment, insecurity, ego, insanity…that’s why they all end up on drugs or in rehab, they aren’t normal people, they crave attention…and I guess here’s Miley doin’ just that…and I’m not hating it..
I don’t know who this botox, Kim Kardashian, plastic looking, all people with money look like porn stars thanks to shitty plastic surgery is…No not Carmen Electra, the one behind her with her tits falling out, not the one with the sunglasses, who also looks like all these fake hair, face, tan, lip, subtle delicate women… I hate this look, I hate this vibe, it’s so fucking trashy and ugly, but I love the fact that her tit is hanging out as the paparazzi capture her Jersey Shore looking self, accidentally, like a deer in the headlights, because she’s behind Carmen Electra, who also looks like a ball of fucking botox, but still relevant enough for the paparazzi to take pics of….
Photographer Marcus Hyde was supposed to shoot our #stepGIRLS a few months ago, I don’t think that ever happened and don’t know if it will happen, but I am going to assume it will because #stepGIRLS are the fucking future and everyone from top models to top photographers want to participate in our shoots….and I guess while he’s waiting for us to give him a shot at shooting for us again, he’s busy with the really busty, fashionable playmate with huge natural tits Alyssa Arce and she’s lookin’ pretty alright – even when censored and I hate fucking censorship – it’s just too fucking oppressive…here are the pics anyway…check him out on Instagram
Lily Allen’s ass is doing something weird to her bikini – or her bikini bottom is doing something weird to her ass – I just know that despite her dying her hair, learning how to white girl twerk, trying her best to relive being a teen popstar she always wanted to be, she is a mom in her 30s…and that makes her gross. It makes the whole thing absolutely pathetic…but I guess the good news, at least the bright side to this sad sad story of a rich girl with broken dreams, who kind of made it but never quite made it to the level she wanted to, so now she’s up on round two or three and it’s really weird to observe her doing her social observation of pop music, making fun of it, all while doing it…when she should just sit on her money, raise her kids and live the good life…all while NOT wearing a bikini because she’ vile. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
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I am already considered a misogynist asshole who is highly negative, maybe even a hater…when really I just poke fun at overrated girls who I feel don’t deserve all the fame and attention they get because they are talentless hacks who are just polarizing a situation that involves them fucking the right people, and in turn the right people giving them jobs. It’s a series of who you know, who you fuck, who your family knows and all of a sudden the media goes along with it, making them a lot of money, even considered stars in their own right, feeding their egos, and I just come in to say “hey, what’s up, you look like a short, stalky, dumpy Lea Michele the second you aren’t being photoshopped in nude photoshoots that show off your tits…”…it’s like this is a “top model”…or someone worth celebrating, when she looks more like someone I wouldn’t even look twice at on the street, because she’s not beautiful, she’s bird-faced, weak chinned, and shitty bodied… Yet…people celebrate her all because she got into a nude music video and now she’s a fucking hollywood star…that’s pulling some serious fucking scams…and for that reason alone I break her down and point out her obvious flaws that I know you all see, but would still fuck, because you’ve seen her naked… I just think there are way hotter, more interesting girls out there doing great things that deserve the attention this bratty Hollywood trash is getting…they just aren’t getting naked and photoshopped for the right people. We call her Emily Rat Cow – because she’s got the face of a rat, the personality of a cow and her first name is Emily… She’s not as hot as you think she is, she’s not as hot as she thinks she is, and I even think she may have cankles… So dissecting girls, breaking them down, highlighting their flaws doesn’t make me feel good about myself, I just don’t like seeing people celebrate something they shouldn’t…false idols motherfuckers, I think there’s something in the bible about that…. Now, let’s focus on the real babes of the world, like the girl at the coffee shop who held my dog for me while I stared down her shirt….she was lovely. Here’s lots of hype, little substance…and inspiration to all the talentless girls willing to get naked that there is hope for them…
Beyonce is on some luxury vacation, because if you listen to her attempt at a rap song, despite being a delusional popstar from the 90s, you’ll know that her an Jay Z are a billion dollars when riding in elevators fighting with family memebers for Jay Z’s philandering, it’s not his fault he’s a music mogul, ways….ways that Beyonce accepts because people like that cheat, and more importantly, because it’s good PR for their tour they are on… That said…she’s decided to show the world how she can awkwardly do a basic gymnastic move, one you can assume she was in when Blue Ivy was ejaculated inside her, one that reminds me of being at an all inclusive resort and the mom who drank too much decides to bust out the old high school tricks… Not very hot, but then again, even beyonce at her hottest isn’t hot. TO SEE PICS OF BEYONCE IN A BIKINI IN PORTOFINO CLICK HERE
Miley Cyrus was NSFW at NYFW last night. The singer attended Alexander Wang’s New York Fashion Week after party on Saturday in Brooklyn, giving other attendees a clear look at her (mostly) bare breasts there. Miley then took to Instagram and showed off her pasties in a couple of Instagram photos. “btw I don’t have some weird rash. I got pink glitter rubbed all over me on the party bus. #RAVE,” she captioned one photo of her unusual look. Other stars at the party included Kendall and Kylie Jenner , Hailey Baldwin, and Gigi Hadid, but sources say the former Disney star was the one truly rocking out all evening long. “Miley was have a blast,” an insider tells Us Weekly. “She got on the dance floor and was dancing with her crew as well as strangers.” And these weren’t even the craziest photos Cyrus published on Instagram over the past few days. Did you catch this shot of Miley smoking a joint ? Miley Cyrus Instagram Photos 1. Miley Cyrus Quacks Up Miley is all quacked up in this photo, snapped while she was hospitalized for an allergic reaction.
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