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Tyra’s Vitiligo Chantelle Brown-Young of the Day

I don’t know if vitiligo should be a new fetish for you, but I assume that her name being brown is representative of her not being entirely black, up on some Michael Jackson shit, that I am all for endorsing because she’s not fat…and it’s kind of different for someone who has seen everything. I assume Tyra is endorsing her as her next top model because Tyra is all about attaching herself to things to feel better about herself, because you know if they were rivals in high school – Tyra wouldn’t be all about this… I am all for taking ownership on what she probably hated about herself, got teased for her entire life and probably even debated killing herself over….I just know that this probably gives all the boys molested by Michael jackson nightmares…it reminds them of his penis. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Tyra’s Vitiligo Chantelle Brown-Young of the Day

Kate Moss Directs Lara Stone for Vogue of the Day

Kate Moss directed what may be her first video, and as far as I’m concerned it is a bunch of high concept bullshit that isn’t high concept at all, but that is just phoney artistic attempt. I never understand why people with budget and access ruin things by trying to be interesting or unique, it’s like everyone owns a camera on their phone now, we don’t need your pretentious ass making bullshit to distract us….especially in an era where we prefer sexts to experimental videos staring Lara Stone…and a wolf…. She should stick to topless beach pics.

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Models Do the Ice Bucket Challenge of the Day

This celebrity cool kid, you know them letting you know who they know and who they are friends with, you know because the whole world is like a giant horrible high school and they are the cool kids, and you’re all the fucking virgin losers in the corner not invited to any of the parties… I am all for creating awareness for a disease, but I don’t think ice buckets are representative of the disease…. Jourdan Dunn Sara Sampaio Behati Prinsloo Kate Upton

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Models Do the Ice Bucket Challenge of the Day

Cara Delevingne’s Not Nude Enough for Tom Ford Campaign of the Day

All the fashion sites are excited about Cara Delevingne getting naked for this Tom Fort campaign, but this is hardly naked to me. Call me old fashioned, or maybe I am not with it or an it girl of my own who really grasps how to manipulate society with my trust fund, to hang with A-listers and thus appear to be an A-Lister of my own….because I consider nudity without clothes, sure, but with vagina and nipples…otherwise this girl is just covering up the good lesbian parts…which might as well be her in a snowsuit… Here she is in some paparazzi pics CLICK HERE To remind you that she’s better off in photoshoots.

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35 Insanely Sexy Emily Ratajkowski Photos: Is It Hot In Here?!

Ever since Emily Ratajkowski rose to prominence with her NSFW role in Robin Thicke’s “Blurred Lines” video, she has become the It Girl of modeling. With all due respect to Gisele’s $47 million salary and Kate Upton’s … being Kate Upton , Emily is where it’s at these days, absolutely lighting up the web. Here are 35 photos that drive home this all-important point. You’re welcome: 35 Sexiest Emily Ratajkowski Photos 1. Emily Ratajkowski Bikini Instagram Emily Ratajkowski posts a bikini photo on Instagram and makes a play for Hottest Woman Alive status. This year, Emily Ratajkowski made her Sports Illustrated debut, and has made waves with her modeling gigs ranging from high fashion to arthouse erotica. And, of course, Instagram. Where she posts images of her gorgeous self all by herself, so her fans can share in the experience. Thank goodness for that. The 23-year-old is also breaking into the acting world in David Fincher’s Gone Girl , playing Ben Affleck’s mistress. That’s something to look forward to. In the meantime, though, scroll through the Emily Ratajkowski photos above and be grateful to be living on a planet where she exists and poses like this.

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Miley Cyrus Does the Rice Bucket Challenge of the Day

Miley Cyrus was challenged to do the Ice Bucket challenge, and putting her spin on it didn’t involve any vagina insertion, as you’d expect from seeing pics from her stage show, you know filling the leotard that hugs her labia so tightly that you can see her fucking uterus, but instead involved her mocking the whole thing, and/or asians by repurposing the campaign that you may find stupid, but that I approve of, because seeing these assholes dump shit on their heads instead of paying 100 dollars, is funny to me….by calling it the rice bucket challenge. And to think people say she’s an idiot… That said, here’s Rita Ora Doing It…In a Sports Bra..maybe a bit wetter and more erotic…

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Miley Cyrus Does the Rice Bucket Challenge of the Day

Zoe Saldana’s Interesting Pregnant Look of the Day

Zoe Saldana is pregnant, and in being pregnant she decided to jump on the free the nipple campaign, without really freeing the nipple, but rather by wearing no bra, as her breasts and hormones start to get jacked, in what kind of makes her look like she’s getting some of those “just hitting puberty tits”…it’s time to get a bra, even though your flat chested, Uncle Tom Boy ass never wore one in her life, because puffy nipples, despite being a fetish with sites devoted to them, aren’t as hot as hard milk filled tits should be, but then again, maybe I’m just thrown off by the creature growing inside her uterus like some kind of horrible alien…I mean, maybe that’s why I don’t find anything about this hot… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bikini Pic for the Win of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is winning the bikini model on vacation in a bikini game…at least when she posts pictures of herself either for the paparazzi or her instagram that involve her not with her two kids…but rather upside down in yoga poses…her body doing things I am tempted to join a yoga studio to watch other girls do…even knowing that they won’t look anything like Alessandra, but rather like a horrible sloppier interpretation of this…in what I can only imagine would be a room that smells like a giant fart…from all the queefs and farts I’v been told happen since vaginas and assholes aren’t built to tolerate these kinds of positions…and just kind of explode everywhere…which I guess is a fetish in and of itself… You can hate yoga people for being all spiritual and annoying…but I like them for their ability to eat themselves out. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Mel B’s Bikini Selfie of the Day

“Do you know who I am? I am Mel B. I am the Mother of Eddie Murphy’s unwanted child, and a few other kids. I am a Spice Girl. I am in a bikini. Why doesn’t anyone care. Why isn’t anyone noticing me, do they not know who I am…oh fine…I’ll just take my own bikini pic so people can see my tits and body, the same tits and body the paparazzi aren’t bothering with because I don’t matter, but will never admit that, because I’m a Spice Girl. I Spiced Up your life in 2000.” That’s the internal dialog I assume was going through Mel B’s head when posting this picture. Yes, pretending to be a washed up Spice Girl taking a bikini pic after a bunch of kids, is my fetish…I masturbated the entire time….

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Rihanna Grabbing her Crotch of the Day

Rihanna posted this picture of someone who I will assume is her, grabbing her crotch, because it’s either itchy, she’s trying to be edgy, or because this is just the kind of message she wants to send kids…that it is ok to masturbate in pictures, as long as you have your panties on and you make a lot of money every year from selling your soul to the industry at a young age, to a man you met at a Barbados resort, when you were possibly, an underage hooker…rumours I’ve heard, and don’t really care about, because if they are true, she’s staying true to who she was before being worth 100s of millions…and I respect that… Unfortunately, this is less of a sext, and more of a fashion shoot. Boring.

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Rihanna Grabbing her Crotch of the Day