MARTHA HUNT IN RUSSH MAGAZINE from Australia….has won my heart and soul…The kind of girl I want to write love songs to, you know and sing to her all night…because she’s so fucking amazing faced and hot bodied that I understand why Victoria’s Secret took her from being – TOPLESS HERE TOPLESS HERE TOPLESS WITH CANDICE HERE And made her into one of her own, but still allow her to do fun photoshoots that aren’t quite as naked but still hot enough for me to hate my life for not having her to sit on my face and suffocate me as I try to kill her pussy and it’s nine lives in one sitting…but realize that I don’t even have fat and disgusting girls to do that – so I’ll just take the pics…or in this case…look at them.
I don’t know anything about this Rachel Mortenson…I mean other than the obvious…and that is that she’s fucking incredible…at least in these pics my favourite people at GALORE MAGAZINE put together.. I did some research, because I’m an investigative journalist like that…call me Barbara Walters… What I found is that she may or may not be a Hooters girl from Chandler, Arizona…who in 2010 did Hooter girl contests, but who now signed with a fashion agency, does fashion shit, and is a busty and amazing fashion model. Now I don’t know if anything I’ve dug up is accurate, everything I say is pretty much nonsense, I mean serious fucking nonsense…. But I do see how she could have been a hooter girl…a really talented and magical and amazing hooter girl…because she’s got great tits… Here are the pics.
I don’t know anything about this Rachel Mortenson…I mean other than the obvious…and that is that she’s fucking incredible…at least in these pics my favourite people at GALORE MAGAZINE put together.. I did some research, because I’m an investigative journalist like that…call me Barbara Walters… What I found is that she may or may not be a Hooters girl from Chandler, Arizona…who in 2010 did Hooter girl contests, but who now signed with a fashion agency, does fashion shit, and is a busty and amazing fashion model. Now I don’t know if anything I’ve dug up is accurate, everything I say is pretty much nonsense, I mean serious fucking nonsense…. But I do see how she could have been a hooter girl…a really talented and magical and amazing hooter girl…because she’s got great tits… Here are the pics.
I have very little to say about a girl and her breast feeding addiction turning ALS ice challenges into her breast feeding cause…other than that I would have volunteered my mouth and sucking abilities to help her make that much breast milk…if it is actually breast milk.. This isn’t hot, it’s gross…but for some reason…magical…but that may just be because I love that her real last name is cockburn.
I don’t watch the VMAs. I don’t participate in the VMAs. It is the most horrible kind of celebration or event that exists. Giving novelty awards for a giant Ad deal to idiots who feel like winning them is an accomplishment they can be honored for, when all I see is everything that is wrong with our world, the younger generation…and you…. It is the kind of event that I encourage any gangster related shootings to take place at. Any terrorist attack, because sometimes, horrible people must be stopped… That said, here are some of the babes in attendance…like Taylor Swift, pretty much realizing that she’s got great legs and that she doesn’t need pants, since pants get in the way of Karlie KLoss climbing up inside her broken soul via her vagina. #454118452 / gettyimages.com #454118434 / gettyimages.com #454118388 / gettyimages.com #454118442 / gettyimages.com Chantal Iman’s a Model who may or may not be pregnant, have a gut or more importantly, be popping her booty like she’s not a skinny and frail black girl..staight from the save a child in Africa infomercial. #454118638 / gettyimages.com TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Iggy Azalea’s Big Round Ass is only offensive because of her waist to hip ratio. #454118580 / gettyimages.com TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Amber Rose Mesh Outfit…Like All New Moms Should be Wearing. I’m pretty sure Rose McGowan did this a few years ago, only far more impressive….because I guess Hip Hop’s going more goth now… #454118386 / gettyimages.com #454118378 / gettyimages.com TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS THANK TO MEOW CLICK HERE Sarah Hyland Popped Her Booty and Arched That Back the Way Sofia Vergara was Taught when she was a porn model… #454118204 / gettyimages.com TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS THANK TO MEOW CLICK HERE Katy Perry and Riff Raff did the Britney and Justin VMA Outfit – Because they Are Jokers…Good Play… #454133036 / gettyimages.com TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS THANK TO MEOW CLICK HERE A Little Arianne Grande Poppin Her Hip…Like She Was Riding Her Black Boyfriend #454125578 / gettyimages.com TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS THANK TO MEOW CLICK HERE The Highlight – Was Rita Ora’s Huge TIts – Braless – Doing her Best Rihanna #454133288 / gettyimages.com #454133274 / gettyimages.com #454122044 / gettyimages.com TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS THANK TO MEOW CLICK HERE
Nadine Leopold is some Austrian model, like Hitler, only probably more into killing fat girl self esteem with her celebrated skinny body, than killing Jewish people. You know all about the unrealistic body image and getting paid for it, instead of being about an aryan race and killing people off to make that Aryan race….but I guess being an elitist, top tier woman who I’ve never heard of, but who I assume only dates billionaires and good looking people, sticking with the 1 on yachts because they are the top echelon , and having no interaction with common normal people because they aren’t allowed in the VIP room, is kind of that utopian blonde and blue eyed state… Yes I compared underwear modelling for Urban Outfitters…to Nazi Germany. TO SEE A TON OF MORE LINGERIE PICS OF THE DAY CLICK HERE
Random Nude Guy Walking Down the Street Russian Cab Driver of the Day Subway Creeper Teacher Catches Everything on Fire Homelesss Man on the Train Boater of the Day Big Girl Does Ice Bucket Challenge Dog Helps Carry Groceries..
Vanessa Hudgens is not wearing the shorts a girl her age should be wearing. I guess she hasn’t gone out in public and seen that no girl wears shorts like these. These are more something some Parisian looking, possibly homo man on his way to get ice cream after a long jog and there’s really very little hot about that… If I don’t see ass cheek or camel toe, then the shorts aren’t shorts…but rather they are pants..horrible horrible pants… To See The Rest of The Pics CLICK HERE
Here is Mila Kunis showing everyone what it is like to be pregnant and miserable, where your only happiness comes from getting ice cream and being able to eat whatever the fuck you want, even though it doesn’t take away the sads of how wrecked her little kutcher is going to look when her little kutcher crawls out and pollutes the entire world…. Or maybe she’s showing girls that it’s better to have an oral fixation, than a cum in my uterus because I am over 30 and need a baby now before it is too late and I might as well do it with my old friend and billionaire I used to fuck, because he gets me… Either way, pregnant girls…not hot… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
My friend just told me that Christina Hendricks is 20 to 1 on most sportsbooks to win Best Supporting Actress at the Emmys on Monday. I say she’s got no chance…but I also don’t think she’s hot, overrated but other people do, that’s why I pulled these 10-20 pics of her from other sites saying these are her hottest pics, to prove that she’s not hot… There is nothing exciting about her, except big tits, but I can show you thousands of fat girls with big tits, it isn’t an impressive feat, if anything fat girls with no tits are more impressive, because that takes some level of freakish hormones or genetics.. Hell if I eat enough donuts – I’ll have a d-cup too…in fact I already do.. Here are the top pics of her for you to judge for yourself, keep in mind these are all 4 years old…but you like 4 year olds…don’t you. Monster.
