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Sophie Tween Simmons for Galore of the Day

My favorite magazine right now is GALORE …. I think they are putting out some of the best stuff around, and I am not just saying that because I am friends with the person who shot this magazine, I am saying it because I genuinely think they know what’s up…and I’m not just saying it because I think Sophie Simmons, the girl you didn’t want to have sex with on the Gene Simmons Family show, because she was fat, unless you were a Gene Simmons Fan, into fucking anything that came out of his cock, even a jar of his semen, because he’s brain washed you that hard… But I’m kinda into her leaner body, getting naughtier, posing in her panties, amongst black people…like the cream filling in an Oreo cookie that kinda makes me want to cream in her cookie…. Right? [galore]

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Sophie Tween Simmons for Galore of the Day

Weird Roadside Entertainment…and Other Videos of the Day

Ice Bucket Challenge Fail…Slams on her Head… Ice Bucket Challenge Fail…Dude Shits Himself Some Street Performer Gets His Pants Pulled Down… Road Rage Cat Fight.. Some Sick Fuck Tied a Dog in Plastic Bag – But it Got Saved…

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Weird Roadside Entertainment…and Other Videos of the Day

Kesha Showing Tit for Attention of the Day

Kesha posted this “bare” breast picture of her tits before the VMAs, because I guess she’s feeling better about herself than when she was the sloppy drug addict a few months ago. I guess rehab saved her sex appeal, not that she ever had any sex appeal..I just ARCHIVES OF HER POSTS and she’s been pretty consistently low level… But if she could take one thing from Katy Perry, tor as she likes to call her, her BFF who gave her a record deal to shut her up when all she did was whine about Katy’s success, it’s that you gotta show off them hipster raver club tit scenester tits…people like that. Here are a few more pics from her instagram:

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Kesha Showing Tit for Attention of the Day

Pregnant as Fuck Hayden Panettiere for the Emmys of the Day

#454197082 / gettyimages.com The one thing that happened at the Emmy Awards – that I felt deserved it’s own post – was Hayden Panettiere, the rumoured child prostitute to the stars, thanks to her creepy mom exploiting her, rocking a pregnant belly… I don’t think it deserves its own post because I love her and find her hot, or because I find any of these pics amazing. I don’t even really know who she is. I do think it is funny that an inside source told me that she’s only pregnant because her Russian boxer makes over 50 million a year, he bought her a house, and she can be supported through life with a John – so long there’s a baby…because I guess once a hooker, always a hooker. #454197066 / gettyimages.com #454195198 / gettyimages.com #454193854 / gettyimages.com

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Pregnant as Fuck Hayden Panettiere for the Emmys of the Day

Keira Knightley Topless in Interview of the Day

Keira Knightley has a seriously loyal and weird fan base. I don’t know what it is with her, but she has consistently been able to lure every creepy socially awkward weirdo around by her nerdy targeted movies…and I guess these tit pics are going to take her to the next fucking level for those creepy socially awkward weirdo fans…because now they’ve seen her tits. I’m sure she’s been topless before, but when you never had tits in your mouth, all tits, or all sizes, suddenly become exciting as fuck. I’m not a fan, but I’ll still stare…

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Keira Knightley Topless in Interview of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens Hot in Flaunt Magazine of the Day

I posted some of these pics of Vanessa Hudgens the other day because I was shocked that she looked hot. She was always the relatively uninteresting girl with the boring, even dumpy body, but put the girl into a workout program with abs and all of a sudden..she’s exponentially better than she’s ever fucking been. It doesn’t even look at her… I’m talking about a girl who has been naked in self shot nudes at 18…looking better now, 5 years later, than those self shot nudes at 18… That’s not how these things are supposed to work out….but I’m sure Vanessa Hudgens is pretty happy they did.

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Vanessa Hudgens Hot in Flaunt Magazine of the Day

Daria Werbowy Naked for Interview Magazine of the Day

Daria Werbowy brings some model nudity to Interview Magazine. Pretty top tier fashion porn.. Daria Werbowy is some 30 year old Polish born refugee who was taken in by Canada when she was 3, escaping rationed toilet paper and a life of working the traveling circus or sex trade, but rather chose a life of hockey, maple syrup, Avril Lavigne and Igloo building before being saved by the model life…You know, in a a she didn’t choose the model life, the model life chose her situation… She’s been totally naked in Vogue because Vogue are fucking pornographers before HERE Now she’s naked again in Interview…because getting naked is what you do when you’re a Polish girl just happy to not be in Poland. All this to say…she’s got Bush..hipster model fashion bush and I love it…

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Daria Werbowy Naked for Interview Magazine of the Day

Lindsay Lohan for Wonderland of the Day

So Lindsay Lohan booked a cover of a magazine. Shocking. Someone thought to use her in their magazine to get their magazine noticed and she was honoured considering no one gives a fuck about Lindsay Lohan…so she did it…win/win situation…and the whole thing lacks her doing something substantial, like picking her herpes scabs or playing connect the dot with her vagina freckles…I guess she’s not quite desperate enough. Bummer. If that doesn’t do it for you, here’s her back in a sheer top… If that doesn’t do it for you, here’s Barbara Palvin, who pretends to be 18 when she’s not pretending to be dating Beiber or black rappers or whatever it is she dates…

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Lindsay Lohan for Wonderland of the Day

Marloes Horst for Free People Lingerie of the Day

Marloes Horst is a Victoria’s Secret model, who is not modelling for Victoria’s Secret in these pictures, like some sir of disloyal hooker who will bounce from client to client even if you’ve got her under contract…and they get paid a shit ton of money to just be in their underwear – because these hoes aint loyal, or more importantly, these brands are all in it together, because if I was paying a girl 30,000 dollars a day, or 800,000 dollars a year, you can be pretty fucking sure there would be no pictures taken with other people, hell, I wouldn’t let her out of my basement. You see because when you own a person…you don’t share the person…unless there’s some back end deal in it for you…it’s really the whole foundation of pimping. She’s pretty much my favorite looking model I’ve ever seen, even if someone just told me she used to be fat…she’s like an Avacado…good fat…

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Marloes Horst for Free People Lingerie of the Day

Kaley Cuoco See Through Bra of the Day

These are a couple very valuable tits. Kaley Cuoco, despite any real acting ability, has managed to secure 100,000,000 dollars in funding over the next 3 years to be part of a stupid fucking show that probably makes 100,000,000 dollars an episode, making her take not all that impressive in the grand scheme of the asshole behind the show making all the money, but in the grand scheme of Kaley Cuoco, who should have probably been working a local amusement park lunchtime stage show for the kids, at least in terms of her acting ability, it is a pretty major reminder than you don’t need talent, you just need a fucking scam that gets you in front of the right audience, which in this case is middle america and nerds, who eat this nonsense up…like I would eat her tits up, even though I am not a tit man….but I figure everyone is a tit man when tits are in their face…

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Kaley Cuoco See Through Bra of the Day