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Selena Gomez “Taking a Shit” Selfie of the Day

I have a feeling that this is a picture of Selena Gomez “taking a shit” selfie. Which in case you didn’t know is the least sexy kind of selfie a girl can take, because no one want your 5 minutes you take to style your self shot bullshit, because you are an egotistical cunt to be while shitting. Most of us still don’t want to admit girls shit…even though We’ve all seen it. I am not too sure what LUPUS, a disease she has, does to her shitting. I just know that she posted that she worked out twice earlier in the day and was craving fast food or something along those fat girl guidelines…that leads to nasty shits…and I guess this is the after effect….while reading tweets…something 90 percent of people into shitting with their phones do…when they aren’t taking SELFIES…

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Ashley Benson Does Pool Apparel Proper of the Day

Ashley Benson wore this outfit to the pool. I assume she’s got wind that people are making fun of her for being chubby – too chubby for bikini…and she decided the only way to do the pool is in this fat girl bathing suit that covers her up – while wearing a wig, like a crazy person because that’s what “artists” do… I prefer when she’s TANNING TOPLESS …topless is always a better look…no matter who the girl is.

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Ashley Benson Does Pool Apparel Proper of the Day

Ashley Benson Does Pool Apparel Proper of the Day

Ashley Benson wore this outfit to the pool. I assume she’s got wind that people are making fun of her for being chubby – too chubby for bikini…and she decided the only way to do the pool is in this fat girl bathing suit that covers her up – while wearing a wig, like a crazy person because that’s what “artists” do… I prefer when she’s TANNING TOPLESS …topless is always a better look…no matter who the girl is.

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Tara Reid Does Bikini Pics of the Day

Tara Reid is a corpse of a woman all thanks to being a perpetual party girl…it has been spring break since she finished American Pie and made a few millions…and now she’s pushing 40, having a resurgence in her career and figures it’s time to do some bikini selfies because she’s not fat…but still looks so fucking disgusting that I love it…but I always like starving crackheads posing with COKE… She represents a better time, but I find it funny that she threw away her career to become a perpetual spring breaker, and it is funny to look at her leathery body and shitty fake tits…looking to weak to run. This is porn to me…She’s like a corpse…but not dead…even if her soul is.. Whatever the reason is, I just know I love it….

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Candice Swanepoel’s Panty Ballet of the Day

Candice Swanepoel won instagram with these pics of her lean model body doing Ballet….because I guess when she was a South African slave runner with a farm that made her rich, she was being professionally trained in dance, like the other rich girls while the hired help was dying of AIDS, poverty, and all kind of other horrible things that happen in South Africa by white people to black people…it’s historical fact….just ask Nelson. That said, thank god she did Ballet, because these pictures happened and I am very into them. I am cultured and respect the artform like that.

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Exotica99 is the stepGIRLCAM Girl of the Day

Her name is Exotica 99, I have a feeling that’s not her given name…and I also have a feeling that she’s one of the cam girls you can see on stepGIRLCAMS …masturbating in all her dreadlocked glory…something that I would normally not be into, since I like clean, proper, showered, groomed girls…but at 3 am when drunk, I’m thinking she looks like a lot of fun, and maybe the dreadlocks is something I can both convince her to have sex with…and love…because the rest of her is probably better than anything I’m fucking right now… I am a fan of all girls who get naked on webcam. TO SEE MORE OF HER – GETTING NAKED AND MASTURBATING – And Other Cam Girl Stuff CLICK HERE TO SEE MORE OF HER – GETTING NAKED AND MASTURBATING – And Other Cam Girl Stuff CLICK HERE

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Alex Mru by Damien Elroy Vignaux for Treats! of the Day

TREATS MAGAZINE are not the pioneers of skin mags. They aren’t Playboy or Penthouse or even Hustler from the 70s. But they are speaking to a market that appreciates that kind of photography. We are dudes, we like nudes, but for some reason the people producing nudes went south with their nudes, and just pumped out shitty studio pics of shitty looking girls doing shitty fucking things – that eventually involved peeing…and the quality of everything about the skin mag feel apart and pretty much became internet porn… So people got together, found models willing to get nude, or implied nude, and shot them doing nice thing, in nice settings, looking nice, and it makes me happy, because I am tired of all the trashy and I like girl who I wouldn’t find at the strip club – naked… So Alex Mru, I’ve don’t know, but I think she’s fucking glorious and you should too…

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AJJupiter is the stepGIRLCAM Girl of the Day

Here at DrunkenStepfather we have created this amazing way to pass the time over at stepGIRLSCAMS …. Today’s stepGIRLCAM girl is named AJJupiter and she’s on some totally other level of awesome. Up on some hippie weirdness, that reminds me of a music festival, naked in a field, high on acid, all rocking’ a massive bush and hairy armpits…challenging my needs and wants – because bush is great, armpit hair not so much, but these tits…WTF…these tits…legendary…. TO SEE MORE OF HER AND OTHER BABES – VISIT stepGIRLCAMS CLICK HERE TO SEE MORE OF HER AND OTHER BABES – VISIT stepGIRLCAMS CLICK HERE

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Shyla Jennings is the Penthouse Pet of the Day

PENTHOUSE is a legendary publication. Along with Playboy and Hustler, they innovated the genre of nude photography in magazines for men to buy in local magazine stands to go home to jerk off with… It is a magazine that I was always a huge fan of because they showed the pink…and a magazine that has influenced where fashion nudity is today…now that Nudity is everywhere… So I am going to be showcasing as many of the PENTHOUSE PETS that I can for old times.. Tonight’s is a babe named Shyla Jennings, who lost her virginity at 15. She was born in 1985. And she’s a porn chick…but she’s also posted for Penthouse…showing the pink…which isn’t saying much since you can see her hardcore lesbian porn – but you can see her dirtier pics HERE TO SEE MORE OF HER AND OTHER BABES CLICK HERE TO SEE MORE OF HER AND OTHER BABES CLICK HERE

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Kendall Jenner and Other Models Stripped for LOVE Magazine of the Day

LOVE MAGAZINE is some big deal in the UK, and they got a bunch of models topless for their latest issue, that had Kendall Jenner on one of their covers, because Kendall is an aspiring model, it is good for her ego, and Kendall has worked really hard being whored out by her mother on TV, to get to this level of fame and success…she did it all on her own… And reality is, when you drop out of school because you are rich as god, you could be doing worse things than trying to make it as a model…like heroin until you overdose, like other rich kids do…so I guess her work ethic, even if modelling isn’t actual work…especially for a Kardashian…it’s more like praise they need to get by… Anyway, one of the features is all the models in the issue topless…the models include but may not be pictured: Alina Levinchinkina, Binx Walton, Issa Lish, Jazmin Willis, Jing Wen, Julia Nobis, Kendal Jenner, lanley Fox, Matilda Lowther, Mica Arganaraz, Shannon Clagett, Ysaunny Brito Meaning, one of these sets of tits could be a topless Jenner. I just don’t know which one, because I can’t be that involved with such trash…you know filling my brain with the ability to recognize a Jenner…seems like a waste of energy…but here are the pics – you can work this one out on your own.

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Kendall Jenner and Other Models Stripped for LOVE Magazine of the Day