Shakira is in the latest Issue of Cosmopolitan Argentina, in the event that you aren’t up to speed on the latest in Cosmo Argentina news, you know one those magazines you let the subscription expire on, thanks to the internet… You know a magazine where they teach you sex tips on how to seduce an American man, and how to use him to smuggle your cocaine so you can buy more cows to herd….because I assume that’s what they do in Argentina… I just know that Shakira, as a mom and a judge on The Voice…who hangs with Adam Levine, and is pushing 40, bores me…even in photoshopped lingerie pics.
It amazes me that NBC gave Audrina Patridge a show that airs after Saturday Night Live….I guess they think she’s a fucking joke, along with the rest of the world, but it was the same slot they gave Carson Daly before he leveraged that into hosting a hit fucking show, starring Shakira (see previous post to see who Shakira is, in the event you’re idiot)….so this Network Shit…could mean there’s more Audrina Patridge for the world…and it could be that the dumb one with fake tits because the most famous and successful one which goes to show you – that if you look good in a bikini – that’s pretty much all you fucking need to get by…or more importantly – to fucking win…. Here are some of her pics… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
In case you don’t use Social Media, and you probably shouldn’t because it is government disguise to trick people into getting so distracted by themselves and the image they want to portray about themselves, while judging other people in their network for their stupidness that they are jealous of…you know because it is a way to feed us information, and for use to give access to things big corporations always wanted access to, but never quite figured out… There was a Supermoon yesterday… And every fucking asshole took a picture of it, some making funny hand gestures, others pretending to eating it, all kinds of nonsense…and it annoyed me, because everything annoys me, especially drone, robot, mentality…when it comes to the fucking moon… Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez also participated in the moon-movement…and it wasn’t so eventful…there were no tits…but we can assume they ate each other out. It makes the video better that way. It’s just the fucking moon – idiots…
Everyone’s favorite popstar rebel, who isn’t really a rebel at all, she’s just a reflection of what is going on in pop culture. Everything is cartoon and emoji like and she just happens to have branded herself the same way. It’s like seeing knock off designer clothes at Walmart. You know there is nothing legitimate about it…but then you are forced to question whether there is anything legitimate about anything at all. You see what makes Miley authentic, or not authentic is a matter of opinion. I mean being a Disney kid, raised rich, in a mansion, with a staff who coddled her, would make you think she was totally out of touch from the real world…but maybe being alienated from the real world…tapped into her inner pothead, performer with some insane vision that only she could pull off because it was expensive to do….Maybe I shouldn’t try to analyze Miley’s act. Maybe I should focus on what is important. A babe, that isn’t that much of a babe, but at least she’s not fat, in a bikini top – smoking weed. Works for me. Here are some of her shitty tattoos…
I support any actress or model or really any girl who has proved that Megan Fox is not a talent and is easily replaceable. Like Nicola Peltz does. That’s not to say that Nicola Peltz isn’t a talent, I would never pollute my mind with a Transformer’s movie. It’s just to say that no actors are talent. Acting is a fucking scam. I’m not just trying to flirt with Nicola Peltz because she’s a hot 19 year old who happens to be the heir to a multi billionaire father who she obviously has a trust fund and direct link to everything she every wanted and wants…it’s all about being that 1%…I don’t care enough for that, and I don’t care if nepotism or being rich made her career happen. Even the dude working the cash at McDonald’s had an in with a friend who worked there…this is just bigger scale.. Not to mention, I am too busy staring at her instagram tit for that.
Hanalei Reponty is a pretty amazing bodied model from Tahiti who was marketed as a surfer, even though she’s probably not actually a surfer, but then again what makes a surfer, I would assume it is anyone who can surf. Right? I mean it’s a lifestyle bro… Not that I would know, I am not a surfer, or a model, but I am all about looking at pictures of girls who do surf, because they generally have amazing bodies, all swimming and being beat the fuck up by waves all day… I am not sure what this Hanalei Reponty shoot is for, I just know it is by David Hauserman who is on the rise as a photographer…. I also know that she’s showing some toplessness, because that’s just the direction everything is going, that is just what we want to see, and I am all about this movement…Models and model titties for fashion is and has always been my porn… I blame Fashion Television running runway shows on Sundays when I only had one channel and I was forced to jerk off to it – coupled with fashion magazines always being available to jerk off to as a kid…in an era before porn… All this to say – Hanalei Reponty is amazing.
I guess Gisele Bundchen spends a lot of time in Costa Rica, because she’s been here before and she’s there again…in a bikini…because that’s just the kind of place Costa Rica is and just the kind of girl Gisele is… She was also doing fascinating things like: 1- Kissing her Gay in the Locker room Thanks to Team Initiation and Showers – Husband on his birthday. 2- Fucking with Horses in some Equis Erotica 3 – Abusing babies 4- Praying. But most importantly…wearing a fucking bikini because despite the miracle babies her tranny uterus we call testicles had…she’s a bikini model..and that’s how we like her… To See the bikini Pics CLICK HERE
Drunk girls are amazing. They are fun. In fact they are the only girls I have ever really known or had sex with. Sober girls are just dull, boring, uptight, angry and not down to sit on my face on a park bench because I’ve convinced them I’m shooting an MTV pilot using my iPhone…you see drunk girls…along with running into things…are also very easy to convince to do things…naked things…and not feel like a predator…because I’m broke as fuck, it’s not like I bought them those drinks…they have to take responsibility for themselves…and their actions…and their intake…I’m just an innocent bystander with my own agenda that they don’t have to participate in if they really don’t want to…all I do is ask. Either way, funny video.
Lourdes Leon is Madonna’s 17 year old daughter and she’s rocking 17 year old tits that thanks to the hormones in the food are a constant amongst 17 year olds and thanks to the internet and the exposure to porn are something that they aren’t shy to showcase whenever they get a chance and thanks to their rich as fuck hooker of a mother – they’ve learned how to be the best junior slut seducing men to get ahead there is. I mean when you are raised by a mainstream not quite a pornstar but might as well have been one based on all the dudes she fucked..you know a nude model turned billionaire ego…you learn all the good morals and values in life…not quite proven by these pics, but I have a feeling…we’ll be hearing more and more from her as she gets more and more access to her trust fund. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
