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Does The Iza Goulart Workout Videos Get Annoying of the DAy

I always wonder if these girls with their one tricks ever get boring…because I find everything boring and thus I am a bad judge of this kind of thing I am so desensitized that I don’t get boners watching porn. I don’t get excited hanging with models. Rich people can offer to take me to magical fucking places and I’d rather sit on my couch and do nothing…so to me…it’s just a girl, showing off her fitness, putting in work…and justifying why she gets paid a lot of money…none of that shit matters…but visually..this is alright…it ames me think she’d be good at riding dick…which as a fat man…is all I am into…now if only I had a dick big enough to ride…then maybe dreams could come true and I could find a fit strong lady with vagina muscles that can rip off my dick…so that I don’t have to look at this model building out her new brand…

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Gisele Without Make-up Of the Day

Here’s my issue. She’s a fucking model. She makes millions. Rumored reports say she makes 50 million dollars a year. At that rate. Bitch better know how to fucking pose without make-up and bitch better took fucking food doing it. I am not impressed by Sonia Rykiel pointing out that top paid models, who may have been born dudes, who have “2 kids” and are in their 30s…look better than you without make-up. I don’t really see how this is a statement at all. “No Filter”. “Not Retouched”….when using a high paid model means nothing… It’s the actors who get retouched because they are overrated scum that we want to see unretouched…those plastic, phoney talentless hacks who fucked their way to the top… Not models…models are about this life..and being hot…this is hardly impressive…but then again..either is Gisele

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Mariana Braga for Polanski Vol. 3 by Alessandro Casagrande of the Day

Her name is Mariana Braga. She’s Polish. I think. Doesn’t matter, because she’s in this shoot by photographer Alessandro Casagrande for something called POLANSKI and she’s amazing… This isn’t the photographer’s hot hipster chick posing half naked rodeo. He’s done it HERE AND HERE and HERE and HERE I like his hustle…I like his pics…I like the girls he shoots. I want to have babies inside each of them so that they are forced to answer me when I text message them for nudes. This is the new generation model. Naked. Not quite a model. Rockin’ a bush. Shooting erotica like old Penthouse I used to jerk off to. And it’s exciting to me…the future….finally is going in the right direction…I mean if you ignore war, missing planes, crashing planes and all the horrible people there are…at least nudity is getting more accepted in the mainstream, because really it isn’t a big deal at all.

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Should You Be Using Mixxxer, The New X-Rated Tinder?

Taking you through the process of setting up a SFW profile for this NSFW dating app.

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Hana Jirickova for Vogue Russia of the Day

Her name is Hana Jirickova …she is a Czech model. Her biggest flaw in being Czech is that unlike other Czech girls…she’s not shooing porn for 100 dollars a scene. I am talking some of the most incredible looking girls who are making very little money to fuck on camera are Czech…yet this one has gone off to do Vogue…but at least she’s showing some nipple, because without nipple I would feel as though she completely lost touch with her hooker roots… That said, she’s pretty fucking perfect and I am in love…like I am with all these girls…because I am easy to please thanks to my fat wife ruining women for me, before realizing if I detach myself from hating her, her disgustingness has made me love all women…one of those they are all better than her…she is the problem…save me…situations…

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Irina Shayk Flashing Pany of the Day

Irina Shayk was on Extra or some other low level show that is desperate to talk to any and all low level famous people because they are on 5 days a week and no A-Listers really participate in their bullshit…not that I really know what Extra is up to, I hate that shit. I just know that Maria Menounos’s anal loving Greek ass isn’t on it anymore, now it’s just Saved by the Bell’s Mario Lopez…which makes sense because hispanics in their 40s are probably the demographic of the show anyway.. That said, Irina flahsed panties, because if you’re going to be on TV, do your best to get noticed, it was just 5 years ago she was a Russian girl who had dreams of America…flashing panties for 4 dollars an hour…this isn’t much of struggle or stretch for her…if anything her whole career is based on panties..and getting that career..also based on panties…so I guess it’s just falling into place and reminding girls everywhere…show your panties…starting today, by emailing me… So much white…not very period friendly…risky….I like it. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Here are her feet for the foot fetishists TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Selena Gomez in a See Through Bathing Suit with Implied Lesbianism of the Day

Doing what I do, I realize that there are far more important things going on in the world – than just this celebrity gossip, who is dating who, smoke and mirror bullshit people care about because it’s shoved down their throats and they are trained to care about it… You know instead of trying to make yourself famous, or to make a difference, or to make money to live like you’re famous…you’re obsessing over Selena Gomez turning 22… THere are real issues going on… So when my friend MADE THIS TOP 10 SELENA GOMEZ BIRTHDAY BIKINI AND 10 THINGS YOU SHOULD CARE ABOUT MORE …I was happy to see, I am not alone in hating celebrity, finding celebrity a vapid group of retards that produce shitty content and that divert from real issues in life…to focus on their spoiled brat luxuries… The uprising is now…just as soon as I’m done staring at her little implants in a sheer bathing suit…unfortunately the highlight of my day…because I don’t need to worry about worldly issue or my own success when I can just stare at 22 year old hard nipples in a white bathing suit – reminding me of the time my friends sister was in a white bathing suit at their pool and she was walking around unaware that it was see through…showing us all her nice inny pussy…giving me something to jerk off to all through high school…leading to my love of all things white bikini…. Here she is showering for the paparazzi with Cara Delevingne… TO SEE SOME THAT TOP 10 a href=”http://famousmisfortune.com/index.php/2014/07/23/top-ten-selenas-22nd/” target=”_blank”> CLICK HERE

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Jack White at the Cubs Game is the Picture of the Day

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Martha Hunt for Seafolly of the Day

I fell in love with Martha Hunt back in MAY…when she did this TOPLESS PHOTOSHOOT …but then I forgot she existed…until today…when it all came back to me… You see these bitches are all interchangeable. There are so many of them. We are so over-exposed that they all kind of blend into each other to the point where their names don’t matter…they don’t matter…their tits don’t even matter…but I’ll still look at them…and pretend I care…as they sell bikinis…for some random ass brand….

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Anna Ewers Topless in Vogue Paris of the Day

Anna Ewers, a model you’ve never heard of, but like because her name rhymes with Sewers and Sewers turn you on as they are bursting with bodily fluids from strangers everywhere…your favorite. You’re the kind of sick fuck who will spend a Saturday night rolling around in feces that belong to people you don’t know – because people that you do know – find you so repulsive they won’t even take the time out of their days to shit on you…and you know when you’re not even good enough for someone to want to shit on you out of anger…you’re pretty fucking low level on the human chart of relevance.. Where as Anna Ewers, is totally relevant, doing a huge magazine spread for huge photographers, showing her huge tits…for people like us who don’t care about fashion to say Anna Ewers, a model we’ve got to watch… I should date her.

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