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Candice Swanepoel Nipple on the Beach of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is probably at the point in her titty model, lingerie model, career where her nipple has been seen by pretty much everyone, that there is no need to really hide it on set… She’s getting paid big money, she’s tired or hungover, or a wreck, at least that’s what her face is telling me, from having to actually wake up and leave the house to let assholes take pics of her for I assume minimum 30,000 dollars for the day…You know doing what she’d be doing at home all day, laying around, but in hair and make-up not at home… I mean that’s the struggle…and when a tit falls out of a top…sometimes..it’s just all part of the job…comes with the territory – she’s a puppet and she may know it – but I have a feeling she probably thinks she’s a big deal and not a puppet at all…because rule number one about being a puppet master – is to never let the puppet know it’s a fucking puppet – otherwise it acts up.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Maniac at the Gym and Other Videos of the Day

Dude gets taken out by an RC Car Road Rage of the Day The Man Who Killed the Party Another Fuck Her Right in the Pussy The Man Who Got Busted Shitty 17 Year Old Beats up a 34 Year Old Twice His Size Old Man Dancing

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Amazing Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

I don’t know what these pics of Alessandra Ambrosio eating her lollipop in Brazil are for. I don’t care that she’s a half naked mom working the street corner all made up like the kind of mom’s I like to hang out with at 4 am while drunk and near a back alley…I just want to see the video. I know the whole mom thing would me you think she has horrible Lollipop eating skills, and is more of “just put it inside me, I sucked your dick for 3 minutes” kind of girl…you know up on some “I don’t want to put effort into this, I’m Alessandra Ambrosio, you’re lucky I’m letting you touch me”…kind of blow jobber that’s not a blow jobber at all…but ends up a breeder – cuz sometimes…you get pregnant and when you’re catholic…sometimes…you don’t get the abortion you probably should…because Religion makes decisions for us…especially when conflicted titty models are the ones knocked up…it’s like you can shit on Jesus as a career getting naked for men to jerk off to you – even married men…but you can’t abort his babies… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Jessica Lowndes Hot Ass in a Bikini of the Day

I look at this picture of Jessica Lowndes and so many things come rushing through my head…like how did I not know her, since we are both Canadian, and I pride myself on knowing every Canadian girl I want to have sex with, and if I don’t know them, that means they don’t exist, or maybe they escaped Canada to be low level famous in California, skipping all our Maple Syrup / Moose / Figure Skating / Igloo Parties… I’m like thinking to myself, that ass is great, even if it is an instagram cry for attention, as we are in the generation of Hormones in the food, fat asses, made round with squats by girls with nothing better to do with their time… I don’t care if it is a cry for attention, or a “Hey, I’m here”…I get to stare at it..like she wants us to do… But then…I watch her “Boat Party Video” And I realize she’s a fucking loser…I’m talking lame, boring, cheesy even with bad taste in music…loser who I wouldn’t want to be next to…unless she was sitting on my face… The life lesson we can learn from Jessica Lowndes’ ass is that great ass doesn’t make great people…

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Jessica Lowndes Hot Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Jessica Lowndes Hot Ass in a Bikini of the Day

I look at this picture of Jessica Lowndes and so many things come rushing through my head…like how did I not know her, since we are both Canadian, and I pride myself on knowing every Canadian girl I want to have sex with, and if I don’t know them, that means they don’t exist, or maybe they escaped Canada to be low level famous in California, skipping all our Maple Syrup / Moose / Figure Skating / Igloo Parties… I’m like thinking to myself, that ass is great, even if it is an instagram cry for attention, as we are in the generation of Hormones in the food, fat asses, made round with squats by girls with nothing better to do with their time… I don’t care if it is a cry for attention, or a “Hey, I’m here”…I get to stare at it..like she wants us to do… But then…I watch her “Boat Party Video” And I realize she’s a fucking loser…I’m talking lame, boring, cheesy even with bad taste in music…loser who I wouldn’t want to be next to…unless she was sitting on my face… The life lesson we can learn from Jessica Lowndes’ ass is that great ass doesn’t make great people…

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Jessica Lowndes Hot Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Ashley Sky See Through on the Runway of the Day

Ashley Sky may be a fake model…and she may have a shitty walk…and she may only matter because she had a boyfriend put money into her and try to make her famous…leading to instagram stardom early in the instagram game that the hip hop magazines were into…leaving her with no real marketable skill, but a desire to be more famous…leading to walking at bikini fashion shows…with the most awkward walk ever….But she is wearing a sheer top and showing her tits…and there’s nothing wrong with that… If you’re gonna try to get more famous – or legitimate famous – after being fake famous – you might as well do it with your tits… Here is the full fashion show…

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Ashley Sky See Through on the Runway of the Day

Lea Michele Thong Bikini of the Day

I don’t know why I feel compelled to do posts on Lea Michele in or out of a bikini. I don’t know why I like making fun of her fake relationship to her co-star who died. I mean anyone with half a fucking brain knows that she’s an ugly man-faced twat who thinks she’s hot, making a deadly combination – but not the kind of deadly that killed her “fiancé”, he needed heroin to put himself out of misery from the shame that comes with being linked to Lea Michele for ratings. It’s like motherfucker had to pretend he was into this, when he could have anything he wanted – it was contractual – like her pretending to mourn his death for a minute, until realizing she could ride it – right into a new relationship, new fiancé, and if she does it in bikini…people forget that other dude even died… I don’t know, hollywood may be bullshit – but this ass in a brazilian cut is real..at least real enough because she’s got her back turned to us. Good girl..if you’re even a girl. I mean…posting a gratuitous ass shot like this to instagram’s got nothing wholesome about it – this is “i like my ass, look at my ass, I am famous, we are all whores seeking attention”…something usually better executed with anal sex videos they accidentally leak… Who cares. TO SEE THE OFFENSIVE “She’s So In Love” Because People Talk About It

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Lea Michele Thong Bikini of the Day

Chrissy Teigen Shitty See Through of the Day

Chrissy Teigen wore a see through shirt a few days ago. She posted it to her instagram. Her fans that she doesn’t deserve, because she’s not very hot, downloaded the shit and played with the brightness and contrast so that you can see her nipple. Nipple that she’s had exposed in photoshoots before. Nipple that is hardly interesting, kind of dumpy, but like any gold digger, smart enough to land a man right before he gets actually famous, make him co-dependent, so that all his fame and fortune he attributes to you…so much so that his last song is about you…which will hold up nice in divorce court. She’s an enemy of the site, she’s gone to war with me. I don’t really care, I figure old sloppy bitches who never made it deserve someone to target their frustration on, and it might as well be me…I am selfless like that…

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Chrissy Teigen Shitty See Through of the Day

Trying to Look Up Jessica Biel’s Pajama Dress of the Day

Here is Jessica Biel…the girl who found the man who I assume she was a fan of. You know the kind of young starlet who got into acting because she learned how to masturbate watching Mickey Mouse club, you know just by sliding her hands in her panties while reading one of those teen beat mags…waiting for it to start to tickle….leading her to LA to hunt the motherfucker down, trapping him, letting him do whatever the fuck he wanted while touring, showing him she’d always be there for him, even when he fucked up along the way, forcing him to marry her, leaving him with no option because she’s been so cool along the way and no other chick would put up with that, or have what they have, leaving her to no need to work her shitty movies, so she can focus on her pit bulls, her fitness, and spending motherfucker’s money in her old lady pajama style dress I am trying to look up… If it works for them, it works for me, but I prefer divorcees who failed at the whole marriage thing…they are far more fun to have sex with than those in lockdown…because they take far less work to convince…but I’ll still try to stare at any panties I can. That’s my commitment to panties. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Trying to Look Up Jessica Biel’s Pajama Dress of the Day

Girls Gets Cocaine Blown Up Her Ass and Other Videos of the Day

Subtle News Blooper – Read the Blue Strip… Naughty Wisdom Tooth Stooper.. Man Sthitting in the Street.. Mom Just Shit Your Pants…

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Girls Gets Cocaine Blown Up Her Ass and Other Videos of the Day