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Anastasia Ashley for Revlove Clothing of the Day

It’s no secret that Anastasia Ashley is amazing. She’s a pro surfer who consistently brings her hot fit ass to the internet. I’ve met her at least once and she’s been consistently pleasant, hard working, respectful, sweet, and friendly. She’s smart, she’s funny, she’s amazing and she’s living a pretty awesome and fun life. She has such a positive attitude throughout it, that when I see her making moves, and modelling for companies like REVOLVE CLOTHING , I fully support, encourage and even celebrate. She is hands down the best person I know. You see, the world is filled with vapid, self absorbed useless, people….who don’t really grasp what’s important. Those people who get in front of the camera, who work in Hollywood or Entertainment…are just opportunists like Emily Rat-Cow. They suck your dick until they get what they want…then they disappear…as they climb the shitty ladder to a place they don’t realize isn’t even that special or important. I don’t know if Anastasia’s level of amazing is because she isn’t a model, and doesn’t pretend to be. It’s not her goal in life, she just does it as part of being a pro surfer, yet she’s done work for all the “top tier” publications….She’s out to be a Hollywood starlet, she doesn’t even live in LA rocking’ the party scene to get noticed.. She’s just living life and people are drawn to her as they should be…because she’s not a sour bitch out to walk all over anyone. She’s just one of the last few good people alive….in this morally bleak, depressing, self involved world. I am a fan. She is a friend. So keep on bringing that ass to the internet. I’m totally down with looking’ at it, but not fucking it, because she’s one of the only girl’s I actually respect and I would never want to taint that. I’m more into sex with girls I hate or who hate me…not girls I consider my family…if you know what I mean. Here are the pics…she’s lovely.

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Rihanna in a Bikini in Rio of the Day

Rihanna is in Rio for the World Cup, and along with posting anti Israel statements, because Rihanna is well versed and educated on political situations that she keeps on top of while on the road smoking tons of weed and partying. You know taking a stance on something people on both sides of the fence are overly sensitive about…. She’s taken some time out of her political life to show her ass in a bikini…because that’s what you do when you’re fighting war using your celebrity on twitter…you strip down and get wet in some dirty sewer water… You know to really put yourself out there….which I think is far better look for her that trying to pretend to be intelligent. She dropped out school at 14 to be a vapid pop star puppet…maybe she should stick to that life choice…not because what she said was right or wrong..but because people should focus on what they are good at…or what they get paid for. There’s nothing worse that an entitled bitch being entitled because she is confusing people like her songs and dance with liking her or anything she’s about… I guess, Rihanna is the shit stain on the music industry…a shit stain I’d like to lick off…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Kate Upton Sloppy in a Bikini of the Day

Kate Upton’s tits are ridiculous and not necessarily in a good way, even it is a mesmerizing way… My friends over at FAMOUSMISFORTUNE posted this pretty funny TOP 10 on Kate Upton in a bikini , reminding me that I am not alone in thinking that this fatty is too sloppy and fat for bikini model fame. She is a big girl, a very very big girl, and I don’t know what kind of message she’s sending to the kids when she is celebrated by dudes everywhere, but I am thinking DIABETES. I am all for girls to get half naked, and I am all for big fat tits, I just don’t like seeing the rest of her sloppy body in action. I am not the kind of guy who can ignore it and just fixate on the tits. I wish I was, because then I’d be able to understand why she is considered one of the hottest girls out there, or an “It” girl, when anyone with eyes can tell, that she’s more the kind of girl who doesn’t like fitness, but does like eating a lot…and weighs more than two average it girls. I can make fun of her, point and laugh, stare at her tits, and ultimately, not care…I mean I’ve been calling her overrated and fat since day one. It doesn’t change how much money she makes or who works with her. It just confuses me. You blue collar pervert dudess love this shit, she’s skinny compare to the pigs you fuck, I get it…but I don’t get why the fashion industry, or any industry is catering to your broke ass… TO SEE THE FUNNY TOP 10 CLICK HERE TO SEE A BUNCH OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Gisele Does Lingerie Model of the Day

Gisele is doing some Lingerie Modelling, because I guess when you pretend to have 2-3 babies because you weren’t born with female reproductive parts, your model body carries you will into your 30s…. I’ve never been to Brazil…but I’ve heard all kinds of trap stories involving a whole lot of tranny babes that are hotter than actual babes…and actual babes with vaginas so meaty they might as well be tranny babes…and I’m not hating.. I think everyone no matter how weird their sexuality is, deserves to fuck….as long as I’m not the one doing the fucking…in which case I’m not so into Trannies…they creep me out. TO SEE PICS OF GISELE AT SOME WORLD CUP BULLSHIT CLICK HERE

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X-Men XXX Porn Parody Exclusive of the Day

My friends and celebrity sex tape industry experts at VIVID.COM – are also Parody Experts were nice enough to give me an EXCLUSIVE CLIP OF X-MEN XXX I figure that if you’re visiting this site, you have got to be some kind of nerdy, weirdo with aspergers, who is way too into celebrity babes to really leave the house and meet a fucking girl of your own, so porn is what it is, and what you’re left with…porn and fucking comics…sci/fi fantasy…never getting laid… It’s the season of COMIC CON, but you don’t need me to tell you that, so this should fit in nicely with your social life…and virgin loser needs… CLICK HERE TO SEE THE CLIP Here are some pics TO SEE THE EXCLUSIVE CLIP CLICK HERE

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Lindsay Lohan Trying Bathing Suits of the Day

There was a time when a Lindsay Lohan Bikini picture would cause excitement. Those days are long gone. They died along with her soul…and career…so many years ago… I’ll still look, but it’s just a sad shell of what she was…even if she still has tits…. Sure I’m always going to hold a place in my internet celebrity blogger heart for this disaster…she’s the only one I’ve met, liked, and would have had unprotected sex with during a herpes outbreak, but that’s not saying much because she’s the only one I’ve met…but it’s saying something…and that something is that these bathing suit pics are a fail… She’s still Lohan, I don’t see what she doesn’t mind fuck us all with some porn scandal or anything…fucking boring…

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Aubrey O’Day Picture of the Day

People seem to care that Aubrey O’Day Has Big Fake Tits and Is Performing Again …I still think she’s a useless THOT that Diddy had sex with, then shat out, forcing her to feel irrelevant, eating her feelings, only for her to realize black guys loved her more and more the bigger she got, and that love felt almost as good as the cake it took to get it… Well, after failing on Celebrity Apprentice, seeing that it didn’t open any doors for her, she decided to get fit, get back with her shitty girl band, and get back to whoring for the media the way a thirsty bitch would… I could post the pics of her BUSTING OUT IN A LEOTARD But I prefer her July 4th Thirst Trapping behavior…ass on stairs..this pig never looked so good… TO see her Leotard Pics CLICK HERE

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Anja Rubik Does Kim Basinger for Vogue Germany of the Day

Here is Anja Rubik pretending to be Kim Basigner…while Kim Basinger’s own daughter is pretending to be an open minded lesbian into black girls who rope her in for the media attention and who Ireland lets go down on her…because every girl likes getting eaten out, and other girls are usually better at it, since they understand the vagina…giving Ireland the orgasm her boyfriend never did…leading to her confusing orgasms with love…and self discovery and identity crisis makes sense…especially since she’s built like a ogre lesbian…all big and scary.. Not that this has to do with Ireland Baldwin or even Kim Basinger, I don’t even know what these pics have to do with Kim Basinger…maybe inspired by one of her movies? I just know I got side-tracked, it happens when you ramble all fucking day… This has to do with Anja Rubik being amazing, even when she’s not naked, even though I like her BETTER WHEN SHE’S NAKED

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Czech #stepGIRLS by Jako Photography of the Day

Our friend JAKO PHOTOGRAPHY from Czech Republic, rounded up some Eastern European #stepGIRLS to wear some of our DRUNKENSWEATSHOP GEAR … Sure this isn’t exactly what I would be doing with girls in Eastern Europe. I mean they are just so fucking hot, willing and eager…probably why some of the best porn is out of Eastern Europe…but who needs porn when you have #stepGIRLS… All this to say, we keep going more and more international….watch out, or just look at the pics, it’s probably easier. FOLLOW JAKO PHOTOGRAPHY on Instagram – He’s Amazing.

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Emmy Rossum Crotch Shot of the Day

Emmy Rossum posted this picture of her in jeans from what I like to think is an intentional vagina shot vantage point…because if you do a spread eagled crotch shot with jeans on…it is hardly as slutty as if you do it with nothing but your fist inside you… The fact is that she was a nothing actress, who booked a big show, because that show needed someone willing to get naked, and she was willing to get naked, as bottom feeders do to get to the top…and I’m sure it wasn’t the first time she got naked to get ahead, I think 99 percent of Hollywood stars who aren’t dialled in with rich families have to do it that way…and I guess there’s nothing wrong with that…weasel looking Jewish guys with all the power need to get laid too…might as well be with a girl willing to hook for free than a hooker… Not that I know Emmy Rossum’s story…I mean even at this level of fame she barely fucking exists…truth. TO SEE HER LEAVING THE GYM IN WORKOUT CLOTHES CLICK HERE

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Emmy Rossum Crotch Shot of the Day