Tennis champion from many years ago, Maria Sharapova, is still in the tennis game, and is actually doing better than I think she did when she was younger. She’s actually winning shit, which I don’t think has happened in a long fucking time, because despite hating sports, I am into tennis at a very basic human level…girls grunting in skirts, powerful, fit, but not disgusting (except maybe Venus) women, all athletic, fit, able to squat on my dick making sounds I can visualize because they are on TV already…flashing hot asses in panties…it’s just a good fucking sport to get into and by get into I mean jerk off to…far less gay to get hard over than when your favorite football team wins… Maria Sharapova…Still Hot…In a Bikini…I approve…approval I doubt she seeks… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Photographer AARON FEAVER shot these pics of some model named Eliza Sys, who happens to be fucking amazing, on the beach, topless, for S Magazine … The model is a name I don’t remember, but apparently, I’ve posted her fashion nudity before…like when: She’s been naked HERE She’s been Naked HERE and when she’s been Topless HERE Because I am a hero at this internet, scoping talent, finding the best tits ever shit, I find these girls early in their careers, you should come visit more often…
Penelope Cruz is pregnant, and despite popular belief, or general decency, she decided to get into a bikini, and either she’s a tiny woman, or her baby is fucking massive, because whatever is going on here…that baby bump is more of having a litter bump…and I guess based her face, maybe it’s just the fetus’ nose pushing her belly out like that.. All this to say, I don’t find Penelope Cruz hot. I don’t think girls with big noses should keep said big noses, I’ve been with a Penelope Cruz looking girl, who thought it was okay to life life like that because Penelope Cruz did it, despite Penelope Cruz being the only one capable of pulling it off in the history of big noses… I don’t mind staring at her hard nipples in a sheer top though, but that’s only because I’m a man and we like that shit… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Tomorrow, Lui Magazine releases their summer issue… For those of you who don’t know, Lui Magazine , is one of those fashion magazines that is pretty much what Playboy used to be, it presents nude models in a “classy” and artistic way, makes ad money, and in turn releases models who would otherwise not show their vaginas, because they work for Victoria’s Secret, showing their vagina…so clearly, they are doing something right…and any excuse to get a girl naked that works is an excuse I like.. Plus, the photographer MARK SEGAL is pretty fucking awesome This issue features: Magdalena Frackowiak Emily Didonato Sara Sampaio Lais Riberio Isabeli Fontana Karmen Peradu AND it is amazing – Check Out Lui Magazine
I remember when there was a blind item years ago about Hayden Panettiere being a child prostitute…it never really went anywhere, but made me laugh, they suggested that her mom pimped her out to Hollywood execs, and I kind of believe that is very possible, especially after she got knocked up by a dude with what I can only imagine, not that I ever imagine what size dicks dudes have, a 12 inch penis, set against her 4 foot 9 frame, is some kind of dirtiness…not to mention, now, while pregnant, she’s out in see through shirts and bikinis and drawing attention to her implants…it’s all signs of what I like to think is a sex addict, because if she wasn’t into sex, how did she get pregnant in the first place…think about that one….while I go stare at girls tanning in the park… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE It is safe to say that Elsabetta Canalis is probably pretty pissed off that George Clooney chose another girl to marry under contract for a minimum of 3-5 years because it makes him look less gay. He’ll even throw in a kid and 20,000 dollars of child support for said kid per month, for the rest of it’s life, because it makes him look less gay. TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE I mean the reality of the situation is that Elsabetta Canalis only really exists in America because she was signed to George Clooney’s girlfriend management contract, I guess he figured she was a safe one to keep his secrets in lockdown, because of the language barrier and her level of irrelevance the second he found another girlfriend… TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE Whether her showing her tits to the paparazzi is a cry for attention, to say “Hey remember me”…in hopes of a little international glitz and glam for old times….or if showing her tits is her being European…she’s still showing her tits…and for some reason, despite it being a win for us, and not a big deal for her, I find it sad…like she’s defeated…and lost her gold digging… But the good news for her is that she’s still hot enough to find a socially awkward billionaire who thinks dating George Clooney’s sloppy seconds, not like George Clooney ever fucked her, but rather just brought her to events, is a status symbol… And I don’t care, I just like the tits. TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE
If you want to make a bunch of fat girls, who are sitting at home looking at a computer screen, working their shitty job for their shitty life get upset… Or if you want to make Cameron Diaz fans, you know the kind of dudes who still jerk off to The Mask, because those weren’t just Cameron Diaz’s glory days, but also their own glory days… Just call this trick fat…. I got actual hate mail about YESTERDAY’S POST I guess by definition, this 5 foot 10 monster isn’t FAT…I’m sure she’s within her BMI and hardly the kind of disgusting you find at Walmart…. However, she’s old, she’s boxy, she’s menopausal, she’s got good muscle memory from years of fitness, while fucking every dude in Hollywood, having a good time… And to me…she’s as disgusting as her limited acting capabilities… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Stop defending the enemy assholes, you should be pointing and laughing with me. As if Cameron Diaz ever did anything good for you, even if you’ve served her in a restaurant, and I’m sure at least one of you have, it’s not like she took you in and adopted you and helped you in any way beyond a 20% tip. You celebrity fans are fucking ridiculous…she’s a monster…even with all the botox and trainers….deal with it. People get old, hormones get wonky, it doesn’t mean I wouldn’t fuck her…It just means she fucking sucks…like most girls I fuck… She’s not the Cameron Diaz she was, and if she was, she wouldn’t have this towel in front of her old lady GUNT. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Ashley Benson is a solid 10-15 pounds overweight and the average fan or follower of hers would probably not call her fat, mainly because they are American, and fat has a whole different meaning, but I know that she knows she’s got some diet and workout and ephedrine pills to do to power through this…but in the meantime, do what the fat girls of the internet everywhere do…and that’s show some titty, because cleavage is the best distraction from GUT… I am just surprised that with her resources, and the fact that she booked a movie that she wore a bikini 90 percent of the time, she’d be built like a pot smoking all night pizza eater…which I guess you’d want in a college chick in the apartment next door you bang when you’re drunk, but not a celebrity. Either way, here she is pulling “fat girl trying to be sexy moves” on instagram.
Megan Fox got Instagram this week and apparently, that’s a big deal, because people are actually talking about it like it matters…and more importantly, she’s already got 200,000 followers…because she’s Megan Fox…but I just thought it was funny that Instagram, an app everyone uses, so Megan Fox being late to the party, just tells me how much of an idiot she actually is is something people talk about. I am more into the fact that Nicola Peltz, the new Megan Fox in Transformers who Megan Fox definitely hates, judges and all that typical girl shit, posted a Bathrobe Selfie, and then Megan Fox did the same, in some catty girl shit, you can assume the Marketing Team at transformers is paying for…
Brittany Palmer and Arianny Celeste are what make the UFC less gay to be a massive fan of. You know throw in some stripper looking girls so that dudes feel better about half naked men grinding each other.. Which along with the UFC, is also the premise of most gay porn. These girls are not quite pornstars, despite looking like pornstars, and probably masturbated to as much as pornstars…and they are in bikinis in Vegas…where they belong.
