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The Man with a 10 Inch Penis Made it Bigger of the DAy

To fuck with the masses of men who feel like they have too small of a cock, because despite what the media tells you, size does matter and every girl I’ve talked to has loved every big dick she’s had, and laughed about every small dick she’s had…mainly my small dick…that’s how I know it happened… This dude, who is cheesy as fuck, straight from 1992, because I guess that’s where Ireleand is at, was born with a 10 inch peen, which in Ireland is like having a 42 inch peen, it just doesn’t happen to those white dudes, that’s why they fight so much…small penis rage…decided to make it bigger because…he wanted “a monster”… That makes me laugh, and I can assume he’s already had numerous porn offers. As for the rest of us with small penis, the only hope is young chicks who don’t know better, fat chicks who are so lonely they will take anyone, broke chicks who are so broke they will take anyone, single mom’s who have horrible shredded vaginas that they are willing to not fill so that their kid has some security, there are hookers, and BONER PILLS THAT MAKE YOUR DICK ALL THE DICK IT CAN BE EVEN IF YOUR DICK IS PATHETIC AND THAT’S NOT SAYING MUCH This dude is ridiculous…

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Liv Tyler’s Shitty Panty Flash of the Day

Old as fuck Liv Tyler decided to go out and fight with the wind for the paparazzi, because as she nears 30 she remember a time when she was an it girl and this is a good way to draw a bit of attention to recreate the glory days… I was more into her before when she was the lie in her mother’s groupie behavior, you know when she told one rockstar that she was his daughter when she was really another rockstars daughter…making her change her name at 14 to Tyler…because that’s when the Paternity tests, and what I like to call the lottery win happened… It’s just a nice kind of broken…that only comes when you’re from a household of slut. Here’s her panties, appreciate my GIF. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Jessica Alba Hot and Photoshopped for GQ of the DAy

I don’t like JESSICA ALBA I feel as though she is a lie…mocking all of us. She wasn’t a good actress, yet she booked a ton of jobs and made a ton of money. She wasn’t as hot as everyone was brain washed to think she was…yet everyone still thinks she’s hot as fuck…well into her 30s…with 2 kids. She just knows how to fuck the system…now with being a iconic organic mom for other mom’s to look up to and buy products from… When really we all know she’s just a trick…cashing in a laughing about how dumb the world is to buy into her shit…or maybe she’s delusional too. She did this GQ shoot, in a one piece…the photographer did good but I hate all things alba.

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Gwyneth Paltrow Playing Hollywood Legends for Max Factor of the Day

I am going to assume that Gwyneth Paltrow got paid a million dollars or more to do this campaign for Max Factor cosmetics….and I got paid zero to promote it…because the world is not fair, there is an injustice and that’s ok. If you’re wondering why I am posting it, it’s because I like the arrogance, or how presumptuous it is of Gwyneth to pose as Audrey Hepburn and Brigette Bardot….I mean even if it wasn’t her idea, there is no way that this rich kid who got daddy to hook her up with work, that led to more work is ever going to be a Hollywood Classic, the reality is, if she wasn’t always talking about herself, no one would even remember her or any of her work… I can’t imagine in 40 years people masturbating to any of her work, in fact I can’t imagine anyone masturbating to any of her work now. I don’t even think Brad Pitt jerks off to memories of fucking her when he hides in the bathroom for some alone time…. THis level of obnoxious entertains me…and it is all about me people.

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Abby Brothers Gets Her Nipple Painted for Steve Shaw of the Day

Abby Brothers is a model that I’ve been following on instagram. You know just another one of those LA girls who I don’t really know why I follow them…but who get bikini work, and do topless work, and do all the hipster magazines that aren’t even real magazines…I just find them hot…even if they are all pretty much the same… I’ve posted her Naked With Hipster Bush For Terry which is probably where I fell in love, you see, I love bush… And now she’s being shot, in Video by the genius Steve Shaw, who you may know as the guy who founded TREATS MAGAZINE and thus Emily Rat-Cow…who I hope he has 20% of. I don’t know if this video is good or not, I couldn’t really watch it, I was busy staring at Abby Brother’s bush…the kind of bush I’d still fuck even if me and her were brothers.. I just know TREATS brings it…so I’m sure it’s worth it…

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Abby Brothers Gets Her Nipple Painted for Steve Shaw of the Day

Abby Brothers is a model that I’ve been following on instagram. You know just another one of those LA girls who I don’t really know why I follow them…but who get bikini work, and do topless work, and do all the hipster magazines that aren’t even real magazines…I just find them hot…even if they are all pretty much the same… I’ve posted her Naked With Hipster Bush For Terry which is probably where I fell in love, you see, I love bush… And now she’s being shot, in Video by the genius Steve Shaw, who you may know as the guy who founded TREATS MAGAZINE and thus Emily Rat-Cow…who I hope he has 20% of. I don’t know if this video is good or not, I couldn’t really watch it, I was busy staring at Abby Brother’s bush…the kind of bush I’d still fuck even if me and her were brothers.. I just know TREATS brings it…so I’m sure it’s worth it…

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Carmen Electra for Galore of the Day

First, I want to say that I am friends with people who are involved with GALORE …they are fucking awesome…they produce great photoshoots of babes…and they have a good attitude about it..and I am a fan of whatever it is they are doing…and support all that they do.. It’s a perfect balance of edgy, interesting, sexy and high quality….these motherfuckers are doing it right… That said…Carmen Electra…their latest subject…I guess in a feature called “hanging on as hard as I can, at least I still have a hot body, ignore my mangled surgery face, that I am showcasing to anyone willing to look, because even last week I released a music video…I’m desperate, notice me still please….I know I look like a hooker…I know the botox has gone bad…I still have fake tits though…look at my fake tits though…do I still look as desperate when you look at my fake tits”….only they probably didn’t have the room on the page… I mean the pics are hot…the shoot is hot…Galore did hot work…even Carmen Electra’s body is hot…but the face…that shit is scarier than Dave Navarro cumming inside of it… VISIT a href=”http://galoremag.com” target=”_blank”> GALORE VISIT a href=”http://galoremag.com” target=”_blank”> GALORE VISIT a href=”http://galoremag.com” target=”_blank”> GALORE VISIT a href=”http://galoremag.com” target=”_blank”> GALORE

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Kim Kardashian Loves Attention of the DAy

In case you didn’t know…Kim Kardashian loves attention…and I feel so stupid giving her attention, but then again, she’s made me money with her SEX TAPE …I’ve bought hookers with it…and booze with it…and I even went to Vegas with it…so in a lot of ways me and Kim Kardashian are business partners, and like all business partners, you eventually hate them for their antics when you don’t see them evolving to great heights, but rather doing the same old routine over and over and over again…paying the paparazzi to shoot stupid outfits…that she wore for her sister’s birthday and just to get noticed…when she should be using her fame to next level shit.. I mean if she wants a reality show, I want to see her getting pissed on, I want to see her shitty, I want to see her afterbirth…put your actual self out there for a fucking change…this scripted shit is just dumb as fuck…not that I’d expect much more from her, or from America that made her…she’s still the fucking worst… Here she is in the dumbest Looking dress ever HERE

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Megan Fox’s New Face in Cosmo of the Day

Mom of 2, Megan Fox, hit Cosmo this month to show off her new Robotic face that she got in honour of not being cast in the new Transformers, but rather being replaced by a younger, hotter version of her for the second time, because Megan Fox was never a talented actress, and really she was never that hot…she just went viral and it wasn’t very sustainable, not when her 90210 creeper was locking her up and tampering with her birth control to trap her forever and destroy her career like he did to his own career….because that’s what getting them when they are young and brainwashing them is all about…

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Irina Shayk is a Scary Runway Model of the Day

I am guilty of saying that Irina Shayk is one of the hottest models of the year, or even ever at least on one occasion, because whether I was drunk or not, I was blinded, like the rest of the world by her intense soulless Russian face, that tricked me into thinking she was more than what she was, thanks to bikini pics… You see, Irina Shayk is like a Russian hooker, a hot Russian hooker, who I guess wanted mainstream success in her Russian Hooking, so she tricked a Soccer player and his team to hire her as his beard, and in turn make Irina Shayk Happen… But seeing her on the Runway the other day, makes me realize, she’s not a model at all. When photoshopped half naked in a bikini, she’s good, but when actually fashion modelling, she’s a fucking monster or a troll… I guess what I’m trying to say here is – bitch, put your bikini back on or we’re sending you back to war torn Ukraine to live in your cold water flat with 18 of your relatives… Irina Shayk is AMazing in Maxim CLICK HERE Here she is on the Runway CLICK HERE

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