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Izabel Goulart’s Skipping in a Bikini Video of the Day

Izabel Goulart took to instagram to promote fitness by skipping in a bikini, which is something you don’t always see at the gym, because most girls don’t work out in a bikini, but this one’s a bikini model so it makes it ok… I guess it’s nice to see her fat legs jiggle, you know to give gat girls everywhere a little hope that even Izabel Goulart’s gotta work for it – in her permanent vacation life…the struggle is real… Unless that’s not fat legs at all, but rather fit as fuck legs that just look like that when they skip naked, I wouldn’t know, I never got into a skipping fetish, that’s for pedo’s in the park, but I guess thanks to hard bodied Goulart, I have now…..

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Courtney Love in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Courtney Love put up this picture of her in a one piece that may have been taken many years ago, when she was just a young drug addict killing off boyfriends to get ahead and become insanely popular, reminding all you rich and famous motherfuckers, to never fall in love with a hooker, or stripper, they are usually damaged goods and won’t really bring you up so much as bring you down, plus their vaginas smell like other men, which in turn makes you a little bit homo… Maybe this picture is proof that you can fake a bikini pic, if you have implants and a one piece to cover your flaws, along with years of posing for pro-photogs to know your look, and enough filters to blur out your zombie fucking face…and body…”make it black and white so they don’t see my blue dead heroin addict skin”….”fuzz out the right side of the picture so that they can’t see my botox failed me, scrotum like face”…”let me lay on my side so it looks like I have a waist, even though them meth took that years ago”…”let me squeeze my implants together, cuz #tits”… I know what she’s doing here…but I may still try to masturbate to it…I like challenges…

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Bianca Balti by Greg Lotus for Playboy of the Day

Playboy is up on the fashion kick. They started with Kate Moss, now they have got Bianca Balti, so it’s all falling into place….the rebrand… You see there was a time when Playboy was a high brow, fashion nudity type men’s magazine, before becoming a gutter stripper hangout because HEF liked trashy strippers… So in staying competitive, and taking a lead from the european Playboy, they’ve decided to go down the fashion route, since fashion mags are doing what Playboy did anyway…but fashion magazines get ads on nudity, and make money, so why the fuck wouldn’t the strongest brand follow suit… I love what they are doing, and I’d never endorse something like Playboy, unless I meant it…keep up the good shoots, with good photogs and nude babes, there’s hope for another wind of famous girls who don’t see naked getting naked for money because Playboy still has some clout and pays 75k a shoot… Here are the pics I’ll be forced to take down by lawyers very soon…

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Bianca Balti by Greg Lotus for Playboy of the Day

Chanel Iman Bikini Vacation of the Day

Chanel Iman is a Victoria’s Secret model…and she’s on Vacation which is a great opportunity to post her bikini pics that she thinks are better than your bikini pics…because when not on Vacation she gets paid a million dollars a year to do this shit…and you don’t motherfuckers…but here’s a freebee, because she’s just doing her fucking part, or maybe she just knows it keeps people talking, or maybe…she’s giving us what we want…or maybe…she just likes attention because this is all she knows… And what it comes down to is that I want to have sex with her…seriously…I like this permanent tan and amazing fucking body…but black girls don’t like me as much as they like Ireland Baldwin. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Britney Spears is Middle Aged of the Day

In case you didn’t know…Britney Spears is Middle Aged and she looks it, even with all the BOTOX and modern conveniences that a billionaire popstar has access to…yet now she looks like she’s just a mom in a Walmart parking lot…buying a vat of mayonnaise for their weekend Fourth of July BBQ….which I guess is porn to some people…but it just makes me feel old as fuck because I remember jerking off to her “Hit me baby one more time video”…back when the internet first happened. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Filippa Hamilton in Bikini of the Day

Filippa Hamilton is a 28 year old french model who has done a lot of work for Ralph Laure apparently…he booked her for the first time when she was 16….and that is perverted in America, yet legal in the rest of the world… She’s worked with the best photographers…and apparently got Fired from Ralph Lauren for being fat, and I guess that’s what happens when you go at them at 16, before they really fill out to their full potential of big titty….and amazing… You see fashion has expectations out of their women, and it’s that they don’t eat fucking cheese and bread all day…but rather workout and stay fit…and I see how she’d be considered plus sized to them…which happens to be perfect for me… Let’s celebrate this fatty, who got fired for being fat, making her a real fatter, even though I feel like Kate Upton would win at a mud wrestle/pie eating/weigh in…but still celebrated…but I guess Kate Upton caters to Bumpkins…while this Euro amazingness is too classy for that…

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Kim Kardashian Nipple on her Facebook Page of the Day

Kim Kardashian posted what could be a skin coloured nipple on her Facebook page, but that we know isn’t a skin coloured nipple, because we’ve seen her various cries from attention, from being a porn slut, to being a topless slut in a wet t-shirt even after marriage and kids, to being whatever the fuck this cry for attention is…but still a slut…and the reality is, it worked of her…so the life lesson is that it’s ok to be a daddy issue, bottom feeding, pile of shit of a human…who does anything for hits, using her ass and tits…and black men to cater to that demo…because it fucking works…so next time someone tells you to get a degree, or to lay off the selfies and nudes, just tell them to fuck themselves, more girls make more money being hookers than working as a receptionist or marketing coordinator…it’s just a matter of priorities…or more importantly how desperate you are to get noticed…and well into her 30s, this one just keeps going…even when she should be taken out back and shot like the old cow who doesn’t have any milk left in her that she is….

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Beyonce Ass in Concert of the Day

I can’t imagine anyone cares about Beyonce’s ass now that it’s had a kid and something to prove since Jay Z cheats on her with Kim Kardashian’s friends, and more importantly, since Jay Z makes more money off Rihanna than Beyonce, and Beyonce got something to prove for her ego, and that isn’t that she can make money, she has tons of that…it’s that she’s hot and dudes want to fuck her…it’s all very fucking weird…she’s old, always fat despite getting fit, but I guess her butt’s ok, even if it is attached to a horrible fucking person… TO SEE THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Throwback Thursday – Jessica Simpson’s Cameltoe of the Day

It is Throwback Thursday on instagram, and someone posted these two pics of Jessica Simpson from what I assume was many lives and pounds ago…that I don’t even believe are actually Jessica Simpson, but rather a lookalike with similar features…making it the #TBT of the day…even if it’s not actually Jessica Simpson, but instead just some trick in a white bikini all wet and see through…I mean it can’t be Jessica Simpson, despite her vagina being hungry, there is no way pictures like this would exist of her…but I am not a foresenic analyst, it’s good enough for me to remember the pre-baby…pre-weightwatchers…pre-competitive eating…even if it’s fake a shit…because ignorance is bliss…

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Naked Lady in the Intersection and Other Videos of the Day

Airport Cops VS News Anchor Gregg Jarrett who Was Drunk and on Pills and Acting Up Full Contact Sky Diving 40 MPH Longboard Crash

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