I am late to the game on this one….but Max Landis, who is the son of John Landis, who you may know as the director of a lot of fucking movies like Beverly Hills Cop III…and Animal House… It’s nice to see some Hollywood trust fund money and resources being spent on making stupid Youtube videos set to weird indy lesbian rock… I find this very relaxing to watch.
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The Slap By Max Landis of the Day
I don’t care, so you probably don’t care…but Miranda Kerr brought out her implants in some fashion magazine that I assume she wasn’t paid for, but instead did because she can now show her nipples whenever the fuck she wants, as she’s not tied down to that pesky 3 million dollar Victoria’s Secret contract that was really holding her back in her career and not allowing her to do free shoots, when taking time off from fucking multiple billionaires… I’ve heard she’s a horrible person by people she works with. I believe it. She’s got a weirdo face…but she is still an ex Victoria’s Secret model like Gisele, Heidi Klum and Tyra Banks before her, I am sure her demise is going to be just fine…and as long as there are nipples…I’ll notice, despite not caring…I’m just that kind of guy. Apparently I POSTED THESE IN APRIL …I am better at this than I thought I was…
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Miranda Kerr’s Nipples for Elle Spain of the Day
I don’t care, so you probably don’t care…but Miranda Kerr brought out her implants in some fashion magazine that I assume she wasn’t paid for, but instead did because she can now show her nipples whenever the fuck she wants, as she’s not tied down to that pesky 3 million dollar Victoria’s Secret contract that was really holding her back in her career and not allowing her to do free shoots, when taking time off from fucking multiple billionaires… I’ve heard she’s a horrible person by people she works with. I believe it. She’s got a weirdo face…but she is still an ex Victoria’s Secret model like Gisele, Heidi Klum and Tyra Banks before her, I am sure her demise is going to be just fine…and as long as there are nipples…I’ll notice, despite not caring…I’m just that kind of guy. Apparently I POSTED THESE IN APRIL …I am better at this than I thought I was…
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Miranda Kerr’s Nipples for Elle Spain of the Day
When a celebrity walks into a health clinic, for either the abortion pill, or some other genital herpes or STD related medical issue, the key to diffusing the rumor, is to post a selfie explaining that it is just Sinus Problems… Fabulously/intensely dealing with sinus problems. Clearly. #blamethe70sflarepants I mean she can’t be at the medical center for vagina related issues if she makes a point of telling the internet it’s just her fucking sinuses.. We call that pretty fucking suspect behavior… No really, it’s just sinus issues…I swear, that’s why I posted it on my instagram…when I could have not told anyone…since realit
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Selena Gomez Diffuses Abortion Rumors of the Day
When a celebrity walks into a health clinic, for either the abortion pill, or some other genital herpes or STD related medical issue, the key to diffusing the rumor, is to post a selfie explaining that it is just Sinus Problems… Fabulously/intensely dealing with sinus problems. Clearly. #blamethe70sflarepants I mean she can’t be at the medical center for vagina related issues if she makes a point of telling the internet it’s just her fucking sinuses.. We call that pretty fucking suspect behavior… No really, it’s just sinus issues…I swear, that’s why I posted it on my instagram…when I could have not told anyone…since realit
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Selena Gomez Diffuses Abortion Rumors of the Day
It’s nice to see that in Audrina Patridge’s retirement, yes I know she booked some NBC late night show, but I like to pretend that it didn’t happen, and that there is still hope for society…. She has taken on a new hobby, and that’s editing songs over her photoshopped instagram bikini pics, it’s so artistic, even though I know she had someone on her team do it… I guess she also to play in the pool with coconuts, because this vapid cunt can be funny sometimes, at least amongst her circle of dudes using her for her money and fake tits, cuz the dumb ones are always the easiest to trick…. Either way, she was on a free vacation paid for by a hotel she plugged and I like that kind of “work” ethic…. TO SEE ALL THE BIKINI PICS CLICK HERE
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Audrina Patridge Bikini in Bali of the Day
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Police Save a Woman who Tried to Get Run Over by a Train Failed Assassination Attempt from Last Year A dude who pissed himself on the Bus Escalator Fail… Weird Performing Art…Screaming into Crotches
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Sex in the Streets of Paris and Other Videos of the Day
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Her name is Ashley Smith, she’s been modelling forever, but only recently did she start getting any real attention, that’s not to say she wasn’t always making models, it’s just to say that I used to follow her on instagram and harass her, before being deleted by her and blocked by her, as girls do when they can’t deal with the burning love they have for me…you know when my romantic advances upset their boyfriends…but since those days, she’s got a following, still has awesome huge tits and a gap and despite our love never materializing through instagram, like it has with so many other girls I’ve had sex with, I still believe there is hope for us. HEre she is in unFLOP magazine by our friend and photographer SILJA MAGG Good times were had by all, but I’d like more nipple.
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Ashley Smith is a Busty Trick for Fashion of the Day
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#451015114 / gettyimages.com Our good friend Rita Ora, who some of you may say we’ve never met, so how could she be our good friend, and you’re right, but I don’t leave my house, I talk to a pug all day, and figure this is the internet, I can pretend she’s my good friend if I want to, what are you gonna do, arrest me…or shun me for the lies…I mean I used to pretend I was an 18 year old girl and make old men sext me before calling them gay after breaking the news to them…before realizing that it was pretty gay that I was pretending to be a girl and sexting dudes… Either way, Rita Ora was brought in as a back-up Rihanna in the event Riahnna crashed and burned. She hasn’t done much yet, and everything she does seems like an Rihanna impersonation, you know practice for when she has to work Hollywood Boulevard after all the rich men she dates dump her cuz she’s old and not Rihanna… She’s wearing her Jeremy Scott for Moschino fetish gear in public, and I dig it…so let The Rihanna impersonation continue!! #451014752 / gettyimages.com #450993128 / gettyimages.com #450992788 / gettyimages.com #450992744 / gettyimages.com #450992748 / gettyimages.com #450992700 / gettyimages.com
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Rita Ora’s Amazing Mesh Dress of the Day
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Jessica Simpson was trying to avoid the paparazzi the other day, so she decided to take advantage of the erotic pose of her in dress with her tits busting out, and pose for her husband and baby daddy, we like to call “Lottery Winner”… I guess a slimmed down Jessica Simpson is still hot enough to look at when busting out of her dress, if you can see past the fact that her dumb as shit brain you all laughed at is worth over a billion dollars thanks to middle of the road fashions at K-Mart…making her smarter than any of you…which is something that people have killed themselves for less depressing and disappointing facts…. In fascinating “Simpson” news…Ashlee Simpson has no ass …which is convenient because it mateches her career. Life in the shadow of her half retard sister..To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE
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Jessica Simpson in Car Erotica of the Day
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