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Kate Upton Fat on Set of the Day

Posted on April 30, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s a picture of David Kirsch, who is some a guy celebrities turn to to get fit, with the caption saying something like “My good friend Kate Upton”…which means they work closely together, and which brings up 1- Does Kate Upton work out on a regular basis and this is a product of a celebrity trainer, because if it, she’s really destined to be fat as fuck… 2- Does Kate Upton realize she’s fat as fuck, and is she working with the celebrity trainer to not be fat as fuck, like she was Jennifer Hudson… 3- Why does she have the confidence to model, even in clothes when she’s fat as fuck, is it because she knows she will be photoshopped, or is it because she’s delusional, and thinks she’s hot from all the positive reinforcement that she gets from all you perverts who love her, and I guess who really fucking cares… TO SEE PICS OF HER FAT TITS ON SET BY THE PAPARAZZI…BIG TITS SPILLING OUT EVERYWHERE CLICK HERE

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Ellen Page’s Lesbian Stomach of the Day

Posted on April 29, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Remember when Ellen Page had some big theatrical coming out event at some Ted Talks looking bullshit…yeah that was pretty fucking dramatic and ridiculous but lesbians everywhere embraced it because lesbians like having a leader, at least one in the media, even though every girl I’ve ever met is a fucking lesbian, but maybe that attitude is why Lesbians generally hate me, you know the one where I am convinced I can have sex with them, because I believe that they are just being pussies and are genetically programmed to want cum in them, proven by the whole uterus thing, where as gay dudes are just down with no headaches and anal sex…you know “we don’t need a pussy, that shit bleeds and is scary and smells like fucking sushi platter when it’s not making babies that bite into our vacation funds”…. Either way, she wore a bikini top, flexed her lesbian abs, looks a little lipstick, before they put her in a tie, all for Flare Magazine, a Canadian Magazine, celebrating her big fucking move, when really people don’t realize drawing attention to their sexuality is like pointing at a black person and saying “LOOK A BLACK PERSON LET’S BE NICE TO HIM SO HE DOESN’T THINK WE ARE RACIST”…you know anti-racism, and politically correctness that labels shit harder than a back woods redneck…it’s all so counter productive…

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Kelly Monaco Suntanning Topless Like it was the 90s of the Day

Posted on April 28, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kelly Monaco and her 37 year old Playboy model from the 90s tits, that have probably had a few upgrades since the 90s, forgot that it wasn’t the 90s anymore…and posted sexy pics of herself on the internet either hoping someone still cared, or because she doesn’t realize people don’t care, she’s still stuck in the 90s or what she calls the glory days, when she matters, because no one like to focus on a time when they are totally irrelevant…at least that’s my theory as over analyze a smutty instagram pic of an ex Playboy chick, because I’m pathetic.

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Cosabella has Glow in the Dark Lingerie of the Day

Posted on April 25, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s a pretty interesting invention from a lingerie company, for those of us who need to find our bitches hiding in the dark basement we’ve locked them in… I mean to add spice to your love life…even if that spice to your love life is masturbating in the dark so you can see how pretty your cross dressing weirdo ass is… I think this is a weird concept…but I’m posting it anyway…because I think it’s a good tool to use on ugly bitches you want to keep the light’s off for…but still want to find their twats.

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Miss Supercross Squeezing into her Pants of the Day

Posted on April 25, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am in Florida and this Dianna Dahlgren chick not only looks like every single blonde, tanned, broken down face and hot body, she’s also 4X Miss Supercross, who apparently, all the tanned, broken down face and hot body florida women know and love, because Florida is fucking weird…and weird or not, I can always appreciate a girl squeezing her fat fitness ass into jeans…. Classy bitches everywhere…especially in Supercross…what a random sport to cheerlead..it’s like she’s a stripper but she’s not…not so amazing…but whatever…

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stepGIRLS X Pasilee Hats by Visionelie of the Day

Posted on April 25, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Our friends at Pasilee NYC …one of the most innovative hat companies in the history of hats…I’m talking more innovative than the motherfucker who invented the hat back in the 1200s…who you can follow on instagram HERE …. Made some hats for our stepGIRLS , who don’t have sex with me, but who I still want to marry, and ask everyday…because stepGIRLS have that effect on people, not just those who who make hats…and I’m not just saying that because they belong to DrunkenStepfather.com….I am saying it because it is true…. And…the moment was documented by our talented friend with a camera VISIONELIE I think the moral of the story is that glorious things happen, when everyone works together as a team…at least that’s what it’d be if this shit was on TV in the 90s starring the Olsen twins…

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Kate Mara Throwback Adam Fedderly Shoot of the Day

Posted on April 24, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kate Mara is Rooney Mara’s sister… I think she’s more successful than her sister…but I haven’t heard from either of them… Here she is in some throwback pics from ADAM FEDDERLY a photographer I’ve never heard of…and shit is up on some hipster erotica kick that I am all about…because hipster porn is the future of my masturbation…

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Ashley Benson Singing for her Fans of the Day

Posted on April 24, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ashley Benson is singing on Instagram, because she wants everyone to know that she’s more than just the fat girl in a bikini from Spring Breakers… I think the whole instagram movement is funny. People post the most ridiculous shit about themselves, including but not limited to their last shit, or in Ashley Benson’s attention seeking through songs, or taking her extensions out…

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Suki Waterhouse and Cara Delevingne Erotica of the Day

Posted on April 24, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Suki Waterhouse, who has sex with Brad Cooper….and Cara Delevingne, who has sex with Micheelle Rodriguez, got together in what I assume was a “We are under 25 year old models who like fucking 40+ celebrities” group therapy session….where they produced some armpit licking porn…as part of their 12 step treatment program to such a strange fucking fetish…because 40+ year old celebs are old and boring…while these young models could be fucking anyone….even each other..which is why these pics are weird.

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Stoya for Oyster Mag of the Day

Posted on April 24, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Stoya is a pretty legendary and successful pornstar and like a few pornstars before her, she’s decided to do some mainstream fashion editorial shoots, this time for OYSTER MAGAZINE ….She is shot by Tim Barber and I may not know Stoya, but I’ve heard she’s one of those geniuses who got into porn because it’s really easy money and not that big of a deal, who has an actual education, or at least something of interest to say, possibly full of shit like Sasha Grey or the Duke University chick, or maybe legit like my girl ASA AKIRA who I interviewed ….because some porn girls are amazing, others are shit, like some photographs of porn girls are amazing, and others are shit…this one is up there with amazing, because of the bush, the hipster fashion feel, and that’s just what I happen to be into… All this to say…here are the pics.

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