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Andrea Lehotska Nude Photoshoot of the Day

Sometimes all a good Friday needs is some nude pics of Andrea Lehotska and her bush… Sure, you’ve never heard of her, because you are an idiot…but more importantly, because you don’t keep track of Miss Slovakia contestant for Miss Universe from 2001…because even in 2001…which was 13 fucking years ago…you didn’t care about Miss Slovakia from Miss Universe contest… She’s apparently gone onto great things, like stuff I don’t give a fuck about, that went down in Europe…but turns out her best work was these nude pics that are probably 10 years old, but that have solid bush, and that is all I need to justify posting them, on today, an otherwise not naked enough day….

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Nina Agdal in her Bra Test Shoot of the Day

Nina Agdal posted this test shoot of her weirdo face on instagram…that creeps me out, unless I stare directly at her tits, because her face freaks me out…it’s like she’s putting me to the test here…with something so good next to something so bad…in a virtual game you lose when you look up… But maybe I’m being dramatic, and maybe she’s not so bad, it’s just knowing that Adam Levine has fucked her, makes her and any sex appeal she might have once had, pretty much dead to me….even if every once in a while I like downs syndrome bitches…I’d rather turn elsewhere for that fix…I get like that knowing who’s cum in a bitch…. Here’s what could be her ass playing basketball cuz she’s tall as fuck TO SEE HER AT SOME EVENT IN LEGGINGS CLICK HERE

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Nina Agdal in her Bra Test Shoot of the Day

Hailey Clauson for Beach Bunny of the Day

Young and busty Hailey Clauson must be a rich kid from LA. I’ve posted about her before, followed her on instagram, because that means we’re in love, probably a year ago, when she was still 17, because I saw her pics from her Wildfox Campaign and new I was in love enough to want to take her on magical adventures like it was a Disney movie…that she probably went to see in theatres on my 40th birthday because she was 12. I also remember her suing the homie JASON LEE PARRY and Urban Outfitters because they used her humping a motorcycle when she was 16 in a campaign – even though her dad was on set whoring her out at 16 to Urban Outfitters – probably anticipating making more money on the back end after it was used…. That said, she’s interesting looking, has big tits, is tall and skinny, was willing to be a whore with remorse at 16, and is now doing free campaigns for Beach Bunny, GUess and a bunch of other people in efforts to be the next Kate Upton and the blogs are loving her…so I guess what’s to hate…she’s been at this since she was 14…help these titties shine the way her and her family and most importantly me… want them to…

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Hailey Clauson for Beach Bunny of the Day

Kate Upton’s Fat Ass on a Balcony in Jeans of the DAy

I find it interesting, but not really that interesting, that a model in her early 20s…manages to look like a 45 mom on family vacation in pretty much every single photoshoot she’s ever done. It’s creepy. It’s like even with jean technology and lulu lemon leggings that make a booty pop, even on fat chicks, I see this shit daily, a overrated pig like Kate Upton can come along and pose for the paps on her balcony, looking like she’s celebrating her divorce and the kids being with the dad for the week she’s in Australia… It’s weird…but not as weird as her saying she hated her tits, then retracting that statement, and saying she loves her body, when really, she shouldn’t, even if every-man america loves it… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Julia Stegner Pregnant in Vogue Germany of the Day

Julia Stegner is a 29 year old, tall as fuck model, from Germany, which means she may have been bred in a lab when Hitler was making arians, because she’s all tall and blonde and pretty fucking perfect…but it also means she’s pragmatic, is good at engineering cars, likes sausages and beer, but most importantly, being shit on while strapped up to a fucking machine, cuz German porn is weird. They are a dark people, despite their light features… That said, she’s been NAKED FOR FASHION BEFORE …but today she’s naked while pregnant, something I normally find repulsive, even when it’s at the stripclub and willing to suck my dick for a discount cuz normal people don’t like choosing the pregnant one, it makes them feel guilty, when I’m more the kind of guy who would be open to fisting them, just to see if I feel leg. And I guess she’s doing it right, because I find these pics hot. Maybe it’s my biological clock ticking because it feels my sperm drying up thanks to inactivity, obesity, unhealthiness, and being very near death…but I don’t think guys get like that even with hormonal imbalances like me… Either way, here’s the shoot.

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Olivia Wilde Ass in “Third Person” of the Day

Olivia Wilde is one those actresses who virgin loser dudes are obsessed with. I don’t even know who she is, I just hate her because she chose Wilde as her last name, which is some real basic bitch level of creativity when choosing a stage name… I mean her actual last name is COCKBURN… Which to me is so much more relevant, and appropriate and reminiscent of an era when your last name was your fucking job, like Ted Baker the baker, or Tom Cook the cook or, Fred Black the fuckng black guy…cuz you know on her quest to be Hollywood…COCKS WERE FUCKING BUNED> .. Anyway, enough of that, she is naked in her new movie, despite being pregnant, and the put in the the international trailer, and I know my audience of 1 person, so I’ll fucking post the shit for you weirdos…as a memory of what was, since you know after baby…comes…a more battered and broken pussy….

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Zuzana Gregorova Nipples for Fashion of the Day

I posted Zuzana Gregorova in the past…I didn’t really have anything memorable or inspiring to say about her, she’s a hard faced model, from Bratislava, who looks like she has no soul, but would be perfect as a mail order bride, and she barely exists in the fashion and modelling world..but but probably gets enough work to pay her way, since back home in Bratislava she’d be working for 10 dollars a week…so anything is better than that hell… I guess what it comes down to is that she’s showing some nipple for ELLE, trying to increase her brand, to get more work, and she’s doing it with nipple and I’m into that…so keep up the good work Bratislava Zuzana

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Zuzana Gregorova Nipples for Fashion of the Day

Zuzana Gregorova Nipples for Fashion of the Day

I posted Zuzana Gregorova in the past…I didn’t really have anything memorable or inspiring to say about her, she’s a hard faced model, from Bratislava, who looks like she has no soul, but would be perfect as a mail order bride, and she barely exists in the fashion and modelling world..but but probably gets enough work to pay her way, since back home in Bratislava she’d be working for 10 dollars a week…so anything is better than that hell… I guess what it comes down to is that she’s showing some nipple for ELLE, trying to increase her brand, to get more work, and she’s doing it with nipple and I’m into that…so keep up the good work Bratislava Zuzana

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X-Rated Easter Bunny Video Creates Controversy: Watch Now!

Given that eggs, rabbits and basically every symbol we associate with Easter is meant to represent fertility, it was only a matter of time before someone mashed-up the Easter Bunny and sex. It makes perfect sense, we just didn’t expect it to look like this: X-Rated Easter Bunny That’s a clip from Fox’s late night animated show ADHD and man are people pissed about it. If you’re not in a position to watch the very NSFW clip, it’s a music video that’s been dubbed “X-Rated Easter Bunny,” and it repeatedly puns on the phrase “The Easter Bunny’s coming.” Other choice lyrics include: “The Easter Bunny f*cks without protection, in 9 months you’re gonna need a bunny C-section.” Needless to say, the always uptight Parents Television Council is less than pleased with the song: A statement from the watchdog group reads: “The animated Easter Bunny clip features over a dozen unbleeped ‘f-words;’ depictions of fornicating rabbits…and a depiction of a male character eating rabbit feces…It’s easily X-rated material that directly targets and appeals to children.” We’re not sure about the “targets children” part (the show airs at 11 pm), but the rest is true, and as funny as the video is, the truly hilarious thing about all of this is that this PTC dude’s work day involved writing a statement about someone eating rabbit crap. The PTC has criticized Fox numerous times in the past and has been especially critical of animated shows … they likely don’t watch Family Guy online . Apparently the Council folks didn’t get to the end of the video, as the clip closes with a disembodied voice asking, “Man, what the f*ck was that?” Followed by the angry reply: “Shut up, Jesus.” Seems like the kind of thing they’d have a problem with.  What do you think: is “X-Rated Easter Bunny” offensive?   No! It’s hilarious! Yes! It’s disgusting! Who cares? It’s not meant for kids, anyway! View Poll »

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Candice Accola in a Bikini of the Day

Candice Accola is here to prove to everyone that just because you are on TV, doesn’t mean you should be getting into bikinis for the paparazzi, because not all pop tarts on TV are created equally. You probably don’t know Candice Accola, but she’s from Florida, a land to obesity, insanity, and girls who look a hell of a lot better than Candice Accola in their bikinis, because unlike Candice Accola, they are either drug addicted, or busy working on it, rather than throwing in the towel because she got on TV and that was enough for her… She’s on a show called Vampire Diaries, but should be in the gym. Her boxy untoned body…has eaten too many tacos… TO SEE THE BIKINI PICS CLICK HERE

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Candice Accola in a Bikini of the Day