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Justin Bieber Making Out With Some Babe at the Club in Montreal of the Day

This was emailed to me yesterday…it was taken by a girl named Magly Gendreau who has ignored me on Facebook despite my sweet words of “Let’s sell a sex tape starring you”….and the story is that she made out with Bieber, or fucked Bieber when he was in Montreal partying at some club called Buena Notte that I am banned from. I have no interest in Bieber’s sex life, or the fact that he has a big model fucking dick, or that he fucks random groupies… I do find it funny that she makes reference to the fact that he made her sign a hush clause, as he does with all his girls, but she’s give no fucks and wants the world to know he had one night in Biber, in public, but didn’t monetize it at all.. I don’t know if that’s Bieber, I can’t cross reference the shit, I just know it’s going around locally, and it’s my duty to show you the sluts that Bieber fucks…even if her account is private and I can’t really access all her amazing young french girl who probably has anal on the first encounter…bikini pics…

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Justin Bieber Making Out With Some Babe at the Club in Montreal of the Day

Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace Attention Seeking Pussy Flash of the Day

Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace is a nobody… She’s been FLASHING HER ASS AND TITS to the world since 2007 and no one fucking cares…but I am a fan of pussy, and the girls who have no problem showing their pussies, whether in private, or public, so long as I see it, or pictures of it, because I am a fan of pussy… So today, even if she’s already flashed her pussy, Aisleyne is officially a someone…sure this should be her on a porn set, or even her 7 years ago, but at least she’s persistent in her attempts, most people would have just thrown in the towel and put some pants on, but this bitch, she’s decided to take her pants off and get to work…and there’s something beautiful about that…and that something is LABIA!!!

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Melissa Joan Hart Bikini Product Placement of the Day

Here’s a big reveal no one fucking cares about…. Nothing like a mom no one has cared about the last decade, and even a decade ago, I’m not sure anyone cared about her, except maybe when she was partying with Britney Spears for that week. You know, the young starlet who couldn’t be any less interesting in the public eye. I don even know if she had bikini pics, vagina flashes, nip slips and all the other good stuff that has come from the early 2000s internet. Finally doing a big reveal to promote some million dollar endorsement she got to lose her baby weight, in a bikini… When the bikini hustle for attention should have happened back when she was on fucking TV.. I hate how bitches lose sight of the simple “I don’t get naked that’s for sluts”…when they should be getting naked…and then when they shouldn’t be getting naked…like when they are 100 fucking years old…they get naked…because they remember the past when people cared about them… It’s called striking when the iron is hot, maybe if this Sabrina Witch worked harder in her youth, there’d be no need to whore herself now… Either way, it happened…

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Sara Sampaio Desperate Model Act of the Day

Sara Sampaio is a Victoria’s Secret Model and I guess Sports Illustrated model, who is from Portugal and for some reason, that I assume involves sucking a lot of dick, has left her fishing village and become this model… Now you won’t care about this at all, that’s why I posted some titty pics of her below, because you get what you want, and I get to call her out for her desperate instagram picture of the editor boss lady at Sports Illustrated, wishing her a happy birthday, despite never posting a pic of her and anyone else, wishing them a happy birthday, making me question her intentions in wishing that happy birthday ,even though everything she probably does is in efforts to advance her career…and I guess I just find desperation funny even when it happens at this high level…when I’m used to it happening with homeless bitches. “Book me next year, I’m so nice, I wish you happy birthday, Book me next year”….I love obvious, transparent, good intentions for personal gain…

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Scarlett Johansson for May’s Vanity Fair of the Day

Scarlett Johansson is pregnant with her first kid, I assume it was a planned thing, that’s why she’ booked as many jobs as possible, did the press for all those jobs, as a form of banking her money for time she may want to take off, not that she doesn’t have a ton of money, but it is always good to get more, before banging yourself into what may finally put you over the edge as a chubby girl, now with a mom body, who no one cares about because your raspy voice is always the same in every fucking movie…so in her last hurrah, like she was Megan Fox or another mom who hasn’t been able to make a comeback since her vagina was shredded, because let’s face it, they are both equally not talented, and both equally overhyped, from the same era…thus old… Here are some cleavage pics from May Vanity Fair…

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Scarlett Johansson for May’s Vanity Fair of the Day

Scarlett Johansson for May’s Vanity Fair of the Day

Scarlett Johansson is pregnant with her first kid, I assume it was a planned thing, that’s why she’ booked as many jobs as possible, did the press for all those jobs, as a form of banking her money for time she may want to take off, not that she doesn’t have a ton of money, but it is always good to get more, before banging yourself into what may finally put you over the edge as a chubby girl, now with a mom body, who no one cares about because your raspy voice is always the same in every fucking movie…so in her last hurrah, like she was Megan Fox or another mom who hasn’t been able to make a comeback since her vagina was shredded, because let’s face it, they are both equally not talented, and both equally overhyped, from the same era…thus old… Here are some cleavage pics from May Vanity Fair…

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Gigi Hadid Brings the Rich Girl Selfie of the day

Gigi Hadid is some Malibu barbie rich kid with everything available to her, but instead of pursuing a career achieving greatness, whether it is with a Ivy League education, that leads to her curing cancer, or with philanthropy since she doesn’t have to work, like breast feeding AIDS babies with no moms because their moms died of aids, or whatever it is that rich people do in their rich people life to feel less guilty about being rich people.. But instead she seeks fame, and being half naked, modelling for free, just to get out there, and more importantly, taking selfies of herself in panties…for the fans she’s basically bought to feed her ego.. I think modelling is dumb as fuck, and there’s so much more to be done in the world, than giving a narcissistic princess more attention because her Range Rover on her 16th birthday just wasn’t enough….but at the same time, I like looking at panties, even dumb as fuck panties that go up to bitch’s nipples… I guess when your life is glamour like this, you need to be a rich kid, because poor people are too busy trying to pay the fucking rent to be working’ it for free. I don’t hate, I just think it’s funny that of all things, this is what she chooses, what kind of person does that make her…clearly a half naked one who thinks she’s hot, because she kind of is.

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Rumer Willis In Some Behind The Scenes Erotica of the Day

I don’t know if Rumer Wills got plastic surgery, but the fact that this potato head is kinda turning me on, is fucking with my head, because being the asshole that I am, I have devoted a small percentage of my life work to making fun of her and more importantly, Demi Moore’s pussy for breeding such a weird looking creature, that apparently when you put in front of a good photographer, who eliminates her not so photogenic face…makes her look like a magical thing, almost like her mom when she did Striptease and you found yourself jerking off to her…forgetting she was the little boy who saw dead people in Ghost… Either way…here are the pics and they are pretty good.

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Kim Kardashian’s Ass in a Bikini of the Day

I hate endorsing Kim Kardashian, but the reality is she’s so big and famous, and that’s just her ass, that anything I say about her really has no impact on her success or not…I just feel like her show, even if it was a great marketing play for the family, gives young girls horrible, useless idols to look up to and aspire to be, perpetuating the world of dumb that Paris Hilton started before her, even thought these girls work, hustle, and know exactly what they are doing with every fucking move they make, yes, I just called the Kardashians smart, I mean they’d have to be to become such a huge empire….So many girls before her and after her have done sex tapes that have done nothing…so it’s all about how these people spun it, but don’t tell aspiring young porn addicted girls that doing a sex tape won’t get them famous like a Kardashian, that life lesson is the best thing Kim K has done for the perverts of the world…besides getting into a bikini to show off her ridiculous ass…I mean…really ridiculous ass…because this mystery of modern science we call a butt implant…is magical when positioned like this…even knowing all the shit that has gone in and out of it over the years..I’m all about it…as much as I hate to admit that…. TO SEE THE THONG ASS BIKINI PICS CLICK HERE

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Miley Cyrus for Elle of the Day

There’s something pretty weird about someone like Miley posing for a magazine, in some fashion shoot, all hipster wearing clothes and being subtle, I mean is she trying to fool us into thinking she’s a serious boy wonder and her stage show is just a show, while at home, she is more covered up, you know with a jacket over her leotard, rather than her leotard jacked up her twat… I don’t know how I feel about her, I’m over it, she’s got as far as she can and now everything she does is boring. She’s like a porn chick who’s already done anal scene before getting started, there’s nothing to work towards…but I’ll post this nonsense anyway….

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Miley Cyrus for Elle of the Day