In 2008 Diesel Did a SFW XXX campaign that revolutionized advertising…. In 2009 THEY BECAME A YOUTUBE THING … In 2014…I can’t believe I still write this site…I mean 2008 was so fucking long ago…but more importantly, the #SFWPorn joke is alive and going viral…again. In what is nothing to new to me, or most people old enough to remember 2008, here are some pics of some SFWPorn images because they still make me laugh and I’m glad this is becoming a thing, even if it is 6 years too late.
There has been a lot of death today, from Mickey Rooney who was 93 and still had boyish good looks, to Peaches Geldof, who was way too young to die, to comedian John Penette, who made a living off fat jokes, but who is now no longer living… So I figured, I’d post these instagram videos of Sara Malakul Lane – Killing It… You see what I did there? She’s one of my favorite girls to follow on Instagram, actress, and big breasted Sara Malakul Lane…straight from the sex tourism fuelled Thailand…even though she’s been in America and is American….that doesn’t change the fact that she’s comfortable level of immigrant…and an even more comfortably busty… I don’t know what these are for..but I know I want to scratch and sniff and lick them…before getting them pregnant…before realizing how pathetic sex with a computer screen is…
A friend of mine is Nashville once told me that there are Demi Lovato and Miley Cyrus lesbian sex tape and nudes that float around from musician to musician that work with them, like some kind of inside joke that never got leaked to the internet, because really if you have the pics, and have the pics, and have shown your friends the pics, why would you want to try to sell or leak the pics, to get in trouble. There’s just no point. So I always knew that Demi Lovato was a bisexual, sex tape filming, nude photo taking, bi polar diagnosed because it’s a good excuse in entertainment kind of girl. Meaning when I saw the pics of her nude Friday, I thought I’d wait before posting them, because I just assumed everyone else didn’t give a fuck about her, but when I woke up, hungover to 10 emails about it, I figured, I’d put them up, because, I guess that’s all people expect of me. A Disney slut, not a new concept, but rather a nude concept that I can assume is an attempt to take Miley on in the war of who’s more wild and scandalous, even though the reality is, sex tapes and nude photos, although still fun to look at, are played out. If this was 10 years ago, people would legitimately, go nuts, but now, people, even normals who work 9-5 are getting and sending nudes all fucking day, that the fact this girl was on TV or whatever she did, makes her nudes 5% more interesting than all the nudes they’ve been getting from girls they actually know, before realizing they can actually fuck the girls they know, and the girls they know have better tits and ass than this pile of chub, because the girls they know hit the gym and try to look good for their nudes, rather than just taking nudes as an easy marketing hook. She’s biting Wilmer Valderrama’s 40 year old lip in the pics, because their sex is so passionate, herpes filled…with remnants scents of Lohan’s Hymen. Ultimately, who cares, we have real life to live, but still nudes and nudes on all fronts are good. Even when they are bad. Thanks to MadamMeow for taking these pics for us.
You may not have heard of Cassius. But you’ve heard him. He’s the GRAMMY Award-winning songwriter behind Bruno Mars’ “Just The Way You Are”; a single that’s sold over 12.5 million copies around the world. But don’t be fooled my his success on the pop charts. You may recall us chatting with Cassius shortly after Bruno’s Super Bowl halftime show. Well now, the indie hip hop artist premieres his new album, Loss Leader Vol. 1 , as a BitTorrent Bundle. Peep the clip below to get a closer look: Described as a mix of melancholy hip hop and stripped down electronic, Cassius’ debut solo project aims to present a duality in sound and serve as proof that musicians can move beyond the easy labels. Take a listen: You can download the bundle HERE to unlock the 11-track Loss Leader Vol. 1 album, art, and lyric sheets. Or, you can download the app ( iTunes or Android ) to have a listen. What do you think of the tracks you hear so far? Continue reading →
That’s a whole lot of time , rudebwoy Vybz Kartel Sentenced To Life In Prison Could you do that hard time? According to Billboard: An undeniable, yet divisive, talent, Vybz Kartel has entered into a career phase his seemingly invincible ego, as the self-designated World Boss, might have never envisioned: a life sentence, handed down today by Justice Lennox Campbell in Jamaica’s Supreme Court. Several roads were closed within the vicinity of the downtown Kingston courthouse in anticipation of today’s sentencing, which was originally scheduled for March 27th. Kartel will not be eligible for parole until he serves 35 years of his life sentence, while Shawn Campbell and Kahira Jones will be eligible for parole after serving 25 years of their life sentences; Andre St. John will be eligible for parole after serving 15 years of his life sentence. On March 13th, Kartel, born Adidja Palmer, was found guilty of the August 16, 2011 murder of his former associate Clive “Lizard” Williams, the outcome of a 58-day trial, which commenced on November 18th, 2013 — said to be the longest in the history of Jamaica’s Circuit court. This guy is 38 years old, he’ll be 73 when he’s eligible for parole, at that point he might as well just spend his last couple years chillin’ in the bing. Continue reading →
The highlight of Miranda Kerr is not that her ex-husband and baby daddy is rumoured to be fucking Selena Gomez….even though he is gay. A story that is funny if you know the story behind their break-up and her being fired from Victoria’s Secret. Which involves her having sex with Justin Bieber, while Selena Gomez was dating him…and the tragedy in all this, is that I know this story exists… I guess the other highlight is that she is topless in GQ. TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE
Future hosted an album listening party for his new album, Honest, last night in Atlanta at a nightspot called Halo. Plenty of celebrities including Don Cannon, DJ Drama and T.I.’s wife Tiny were in attendance…. Continue Continue reading →
I never heard of Vivien Solari because she’s been retired from modelling in the early 2000s, around the time I started the site, which means I never saw her early titty modelling work as she was off having a bunch of babies, and which also means she’s old as fuck, but not to old to make a comeback and make some fucking money, showing those tits, before it’s too late leaving her in a place where she blames her shitty kids for ruining her body, her career, and all the stuff she could have done, if she hadn’t let their dad come in her, and I guess this is her protesting that fate, fighting it one two titties at a time, ready to for another round….and I encourage that cuz of #tits. Never Too Old for Tits…when the right pervert is watching…
