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Selena Gomez and Bieber Went to Starbucks of the Day

Posted on March 8, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

OMG….SELENA GOMEZ AND BIG DICK BIEBER WENT TO COFFEE TOGETHER… Who the fuck cares…oh right every 15-50 year old woman who is all about this bullshit celebrity shit cuz their lives fucking suck. The fact is, when you make a girl cum proper, and you need media attention because you are dying of Lupus, and your mom is a genius manager, you make silly things like this happen and blow them up as hard as you can…. It’s how it fucking works. Oh and they went to Starbucks, this is called product placement. They offered it to Dunkin Donuts, McDonalds, and a few other brands, but the only one willing to pay a lot of money to get this union to happen for the hired paparazzi publicty stunt was Bucks… Hollywood is all bullshit… VIA THE ENEMY

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Following a Drunk Guy in Public of the Day

Posted on March 7, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know that following this drunk guy with one shoe around a mall in the UK is not all that exciting to watch, it’s funny as a global concept, because drunken disasters are always funny, except when they are depressing and have thrown their lives away, like me… But I think as semi functioning alcoholic, but barely functioning alcoholic, this is some aspirational, motivational videos to give me something to strive for. When you fail at life, and see someone failing harder, it is like being a professional Athlete watching other athletes win Olympic gold, only far less healthy, respectable, or even more fun, but when you’re drunk, none of that matters. Good times. If you don’t like that… Here’s a wheelie fail… Here’s a woman fainting into the train tracks…

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Danielle Lloyd’s Bikini Tits of the Day

Posted on March 7, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Danielle Lloyd, she’s a busty UK model who has made a living showing her tits, and here she is showing her tits for the paparazzi in her bikini, being as subtle as a whore can be, I mean if she hired a marching band and some fucking circus performers, with a spotlight and fireworks, it’d take away from the authenticity that she a titty model, who only exists in our lives because of her tits, showing her tits for the paparazzi she hired…if you get what I am saying…and if you don’t you’re an idiot…but I’ll break it down to you like this. She’s only relevant because she models her tits, so when she hits the beach with the paparazzi she hired for PR, she shows her tits in a subtle way, to keep her fans intrigued or at least reminded of her tits. Basic low level marketing, sure, but she makes more money than us and that is depressing. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Lindsay Lohan’s Golden Shower on Jimmy Fallon of the Day

Posted on March 7, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lindsay Lohan apparently simulated sex with Sam Ronson, a gusher, thanks to her big penis sized clit, on Jimmy Fallon.. I couldn’t really watch the video, because I have better things to do than look at the beacon of Hope that is Lohan humiliate herself for some overrated variety show host I can’t stand watching, even though the rest of the world thinks he is sent from relevant comedy heaven… But I did see the screenshots, and from what I saw, Lohan plays a good golden showered, rebuilt face, broken down actress…it’s like she’s done it before…this is up on some Oscar winning shit.. TO SEE PICS OF HER AFTER THE SHOW CLICK HERE

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Spanish Swimwear Fashion Show of the Day

Posted on March 6, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sometimes all I really need to get the day started is a couple of models, who I think are named Noelia Lopez and Katerina Strygina modelling some shitty swimwear in a fashion show in Spain, because why the fuck not…I’m international, cultured, at least when it comes to half naked girls I can look at without leaving my house… like that..

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Rihanna Getting Dressed of the Day

Posted on March 6, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rihanna posted a picture of a guy with his head up her ass….and it spoke to me on an emotional level because I have spent the last two nights paying girls to let me do this to them, without the whole trying to get the dressed to look all high fashion, but more the “am I allowed to stick my face in between your ass, or will I get kicked out, I’ll give you 20 dollars extra”…kind of way…because that’s what I do at strip clubs, where conveniently every black girl looks like Rihanna…making this pics come full circle in some kind of light skin, face in ass, vortex only God understands…

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Exgirlfriend of the Day

Posted on March 6, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The only thing good about exgirlfriends is that they are exes, because all exes fucking suck, and that you don’t have to deal with their bullshit on a daily basis, but rather only have to deal with their bullshit when they get jealous you’re fucking other girls, or when they are hurt you cheated on them, so they go on a rampage to make your life hell, by pressing charges, tricking you into knocking them up, or all the other catty shit girls do to get back at a dude for fucking them… Like this Exgirlfriend, who may not even be an Exgirlfriend, but who is definitely a crazy girl, scratching up homies car because he probably did a little more than forget to buy her flowers on her birthday… It’s videos like this that make me fear girls…not because I love my car too much to have to get it repainted, but because I don’t have a car and I wonder what the target for guys without cars is…I’m thinking cutting off dicks when sleeping… Crazy.

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Russians Vs Teddy Bear of the Day

Posted on March 6, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Nothing says strong, vodka soaked, fearless, Russian, communist man like seeing three Russians wrestle a giant teddy bear into a car… It’s like they don’t make pussies in Russia, all Russians are action heroes, but I guess when you throw a massive stuffed toy at them, and try to get it into their Russian engineered shit box, their ability to survive Sibera in a speedo while wrestling a bear, with only Rationed bread to eat..kinda gets sidelined.

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Late Night Eotica of the Day

Posted on March 6, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I want to sing love songs and choreograph dances Backstreet Boy for Tiffany I don’t know much about Tiffany, other than that I love her…and that I KNOW I CAN SEE HER HAVE HARDCORE SEX …which would be upsetting if a href=”http://x-art.com/models/tiffany” target=”_blank”> Tiffany was my girlfriend, but she’s just the girl I am in love with and who I get to see perform before sending her flowers and love letters… She’s good…

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Late Night Eotica of the Day

Posted on March 6, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I want to sing love songs and choreograph dances Backstreet Boy for Tiffany I don’t know much about Tiffany, other than that I love her…and that I KNOW I CAN SEE HER HAVE HARDCORE SEX …which would be upsetting if a href=”http://x-art.com/models/tiffany” target=”_blank”> Tiffany was my girlfriend, but she’s just the girl I am in love with and who I get to see perform before sending her flowers and love letters… She’s good…

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