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Jennifer Lawrence Nipples in American Hustle of the Day

I guess this is why she was nominated for an Oscar…you know real transformative role because she had hard nipples in a wife beater, which I guess is pretty fucking major, at least to the world who sees Jennifer Lawrence as some awkward, clumsy, not very hot girl who must be a bad fuck, but who’s mother is probably a good fuck, because that’s got to be how a young J.Law got into Hollywood to begin with. I am sure by now you’ve seen the movie and the nipples so who cares…but still..nipples!

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Jennifer Lawrence Nipples in American Hustle of the Day

Yesterday was Mardi Gras of the Day

Lent has begun, which means nothing to most people, I mean that’s like my stripper knowing how old Jesus was, and me asking if she was a religious person, considering her job…but any excuse for people to lose their shit and flash their tits, works for me… I’ve never been to Mardi Gras, but I love New Orleans and the concept speaks to me…it’s something I would have designed myself…

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Yesterday was Mardi Gras of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Vogue Brazil Nudity of the Day

I feel like I’ve seen this Alessandra Ambrosio picture and that’s perfectly ok…because she’s a naked mom model who looks better than most naked non moms…and the older we all get…as the girls we grew up wanting to fuck start getting knocked up…it’s a real life issue…unless you’re like me and just focus on new pussy…because the nice thing about humanity, the only really nice thing about humanity, is that there’s always gonna be new pussy. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Vogue Brazil Nudity of the Day

Top Reason We’re Happy Scarlett Johannson is Pregnant of the Day

She already has a mom body. In the event you haven’t heard… Scarlett Johannson is 5 months pregnant and weirdos everywhere are celebrating or depressed because ever since Ghost World, Scarlett Johannson has been their fetish…despite being overrated as an actor and far too successful than she deserves. I tried to do a top 10 reasons why we’re happy Scarlett Johannson is pregnant, even though I know people who read this site are disillusioned weirdos who are probably upset about it because they think this dampens their non-existent chance in their fantasies…and all I could come up with is that she already has a dumpy overrated mom body.. Here’s some pics to celebrate the pregnancy and bring that point home… I am more into this NSFW Scarlett Johannson look-a-like having sex

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Top Reason We’re Happy Scarlett Johannson is Pregnant of the Day

Emmanuelle Chriqui Entourage Cleavage of the Day

When you are old and tired…from what, I don’t know,..it’s not like Emmanuelle Chriqui works…but her face sure as hell looks like it has survived Holocausts like it’s Jewish Grandparents…you make sure to wear a ridiculous push up bra to distract from the fact that you’re pushing 40… She’s a local girl, born in Montreal…and she make stye Jewish Moroccan community proud enough for me to celebrate her tits, and not bother talking about how this Entourage movie she’s on may be a disaster since no one really wants to see a bunch of 40 year olds ripping lines and fucking young girls…or old girls like Emanuelle Chriqui trying to stay young because that’s the only acting jobs she gets…and really who cares..there’s cleavage and I like cleavage..and so do you.

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Emmanuelle Chriqui Entourage Cleavage of the Day

Aubrey O’Day Bikini n Miami of the Day

Aubrey O’Day is no longer fat…but the better news is that she’s no longer relevant… Seriously, this hardly famous, had sex with Diddy when she was on a reality show, who gained 60 lbs to cater to the black market as a meaty white girl they liked…has gone back to white, has gone back to fitness, and has a pretty rocking’ body with a set of stupid fake tits that would be celebrated if she actually mattered…but rather will look nice when she finally turns to porn because that burning desire to be famous is still in her…and the only way to get it will be to stick things in her…yay..

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Babe of the Day

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Babe of the Day

Madison Murray’s Doing Her Selfies of the Day

Her name is Madison Murray and she seems like a lot of fun… I’ve been following her for a few months, she is entertaining, she does silly things, like get on TMZ for driving the Bieber car he got arrested in, and girls who put themselves out there and don’t give a fuck, are a little more interesting than insecure bitches who are all uppity and scared to let loose… I saw these selfies leaked to the internet and I had to post them…because selfies are hot as fuck…I feel like I’m hiding in her closet watching her…and I like that…a lot…

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Madison Murray’s Doing Her Selfies of the Day

Rihanna in a See Through of the Day

Rihanna makes me laugh… She’s not touring right now, she’s been on vacation for a month…after making what was definitely over 100 million dollars on the road…and now she’s bored…so she’s positioning herself in all the right places…wearing all the right things…like this see through shirt for everyone to see her nipples…because a non-see-through shirt would mean no one would really bother noticing… She must be fucking annoying to hang out with, a constant “look at me, look at me”…”look at what I can do with my vagina”…that is hard to hate…but after a while is just irritating… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Rihanna in a See Through of the Day

Kate Moss and Her Awesome Bush for LUI Magazine of the Day

Kate Moss is one of my all time favorite models, I liked her in the 90s with her heroin chic hustle, I liked her as she fucked every celebrity and rockstar…I liked how she was a negligent self involved mother…and I liked that she was always fucking naked…she’s just some cool shit that I can’t help but be drawn to…but maybe that’s cuz she represents everything I like…or maybe I just like the HIV risk factor…of a woman who has had more dirty sex than a street hooker, but in way fancier settings… I don’t know…but she brings it again…showing her amazing bush, shot by terry for LUI…and I just need to smell whatever is going on in these pics…seriously…

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Kate Moss and Her Awesome Bush for LUI Magazine of the Day