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Sara Sampaio is Doing the Import Model Hustle of the Day

There is a spectrum from Instagram Model to Supermodel….which would be a good info graphic, but who has time for that bullshit, especially when we all know that Victoria’s Secret is pretty much the highest you can get on the charts as far as I am concerned because it may not pay the best, but it makes you a household name, that leads to booking all kinds of campaigns well into your 40s like you were Heidi Klum…on the lower end of the spectrum lives Import models…who do have a following and are somewhere around Video Vixen in hotness…yet still making some money to get half naked…. Now this Sara Sampaio chick, straight from Portugal, is already a Victoria’s Secret model, making moves while being hot, but it’s nice to see her role play as a low level model, making you think she’s accessible, in a car show boner thanks to bitches with cars bro….that isn’t as good as her role playing as a street hooker in your hotel suite…but it’s still worth posting when you got nothing better to do with your time…

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Sara Sampaio is Doing the Import Model Hustle of the Day

Fuck Me in the Ass Because I Love Jesus of the Day

Sometimes, you need musical interlude to make your blogging day better, today’s was sent in from DILLONAIRE who I think was trying to send me a message and that message is that it’s not gay if no one sees…in a if a tree falls in the woods situation…the anal sex way… This comes in after some pretty serious religious debates that have been going on ON THE SITE WITH HATERS and I felt it was relevant enough… I generally hate these kinds of things, but it’s cute enough for today.

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Ireland Baldwin Titty Jiggle of the Day

I think I am Ireland Baldwin’s biggest fan…but it’s probably because she has me blocked on Twitter and Instagram…and I love girls who reject me…I mean not because it doesn’t happen everyday…but because I can’t respect any girl who would actually like me – I mean they would seriously have something wrong with them and I like to avoid issues… There was a time when Ireland, if that’s even her real name and not just her stripper name , used to message me on Twitter…there was a time back in the Tila Tequila era when her dad followed me on Twitter…long before losing his shit on me when I started posting about her…it was a good time that will one day have at least a paragraph in my diary…. But now that is all over, yet I can still watch her and her 6 foot tall big girl frame draw attention to herself unnecessarily thanks to her trust fund…but chooses this life…of making her titty bounce….masking it as an innocent braless dance called the “Chicken Wing”… She’s all about her instagram…she rocks it hard…and I don’t mind watching because I’m a creeper.

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Adriana Lima for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Last week, or maybe it was this week, I posted ON ADRIANA LIMA …comparing her to getting off to lactating “hand expression” videos of girls milking themselves on Youtube. You know the mom, with the mom body, pulling out her mom tits, pretending it’s for a higher purpose like feeding her kid and defending her rights as a mother, when she’s obviously doing it in the Starbucks for me to get turned on…I mean why else would she be staring at me staring at her when she does it… But the fact is that despite being a mom of multiples, and a model who’s in her 30s, which might as well be 100, this Adriana Lima still gets paid…and when photoshoopped enough to look tanned and toned…shit’s pretty ok to look at…because unlike the stretch mark vagina I was sexting last night…this vagina doesn’t need to be intact after her natural child birth when the rest of her is…for pictures like this…

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Sarah Jessica Parker Promoting Shoes of the Day

I am not into beastiality…however…there is something oddly erotica about Sarah Jessica Parker showing off her legs. I know comparing her to a horse is such a played out angle for a played out woman who doubles as the figure head for all that is wrong in the world…not that I am against feminism or sluts but that I know behind the scenes the Sex and the City show was written by a gay dude, making girls have gay dude priorities, which is totally not what women are really designed for, leading to a lot of herpes, unwanted pregnancies, abortions, HIV, and single 45 year olds who wished they got married back when they decided to be “career” women who were free and sexually liberated like it was the 60s again… But she has such a serious horse head – there’s a reason people compare her to one…and all I want to say about this is that I repeat I don’t find SJP hot…I am just oddly attracted to her legs in this pic…and I guess I should just take ownership on this, I mean this is my site and I did just post this cuz I find it hot, it’s like my wife just walked in on me jerking off to Gay porn…but it’s probably just as bad as if it was…. This is not a proud moment.

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J.Lo Fat Ass in Concert of the DAy

I’ve been staring at J.Lo’s ass in spandex on stage wondering why a billionaire mom of two doesn’t just age gracefully on her pile of money…instead of doing this…clearly it’s not about the money for her…it’s about the attention she gets…or more interestingly…because she thinks she has a higher purpose in life that involves giving her fans what they deserve while getting paid…and what it comes down to is that hispanics are pretty loyal and probably love this…and I’m pretty perverted and kinda love that it happened…I mean it’s so ridiculous… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Ireland Baldwin is Amazing of the Day

The pictures of Ireland Baldwin are what got me in trouble with the god lady earlier today…reminding us that if God was one of us…just a slob like one of us..he’d be really fucking annoying…and he would make me question the existence of God because why would god choose such an idiot to be his ambassador… Basically, I wrote…what a great window on your dress, I appreciate the view, because like every creepy guy looking at an 18 year old’s instagrams, I do it for the tits… The fact is…proven by this video…the youth is so far gone and corrupted that the Jesus folk need to focus less on me…and just join the fucking party… Here are the pics…

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Angry Chinese Woman Mooning of the Day

There’s something glorious about seeing an ancient Chinese proverb in action…when your neighbor films…drop your pants and moon him…even if you’re 1000 years old…it’s the buddhist way…would you like some egg roll with that? I would.

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Achy Break Featuring Billy Ray with Twerking of the Day

So Buck 22 is a fucking genius…or maybe he’s just here to prove how simple it is to make things go Viral on the internet…all you need is a has been, washed up, relevant thanks to his daughter, novelty of a human who only made money off one song…that carried him through life…and that he’d be into re-packaging to make more money – because why the fuck not…because recruited Billy Ray Cyrus and a bunch of stripper girls dressed like strippers in thongs twerking to re-do Achy Breaky Heart… Fame is that easy people…at least when you’re Dionne Warwick (I say a little prayer for you)’s son…which Buck 22 is…and if growing up rich in Beverly Hills spoiled by your rich as fuck mother isn’t Gangster….I don’t know what is…oh right…doing a collab with Billy Ray…shit….

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Cop Shoots Dog at a 9 Year Old’s Birthday For No Reason of the Day

I hate these videos, but this motherfucker must fucking die. A trigger happy cop that shot a family dog, that is apparently a service dog, dead…for barking at him…because he’s a fucking cop and deserves to be barked at. The dog is dead and this upsets me….here’s the story. Rick Clubb said Monday that his son’s 9th birthday party was wrapping up about 5:30 p.m. when Officer Tarek Hassani came to his home on Jacklyne Circle on complaints of dogs running at-large.He shot the 7-year-old black labrador, “Hooch,” Clubb said, though it showed no aggressive behavior. Clubb said he suffers Parkinson’s disease, and Hooch was his trained service animal. “He didn’t have to pull out his .45 and shoot my dog,” Clubb said. “It was right outside my son’s bedroom. What if it had ricocheted through the window?”A recording of the shooting from the cruiser’s dashboard-mounted camera acquired Monday by the Times-News shows Hassani yelling “get back” and kicking at the snarling and barking dogs as he made his way to Clubb’s front door.A chihuahua and two large dogs were running unleashed around the neighborhood when Hassani arrived, said Filer Police Chief Tom Reeves.“He had to kick one to keep him away,” the chief said. Hassani had no choice but to put the lab down after it kept taking an aggressive posture behind him, Reeves said. Clubb was ticketed for allowing animals to run at large. Clubb said he will fight the ticket leveled against him after a heated argument with Hassani. “Well, my dog is dead,” Clubb said. “I don’t think that’s fair.” Even this video of Cops Actually Working, if jumping innocent black dudes for being black and on a bike is considered working…it’s still better than taking coffee and donut breaks… All this to say, there are good cops…but so many evil ones…I hope the dog killer cop gets fucking killed…

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