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Guess the Bad Ass of the Day

This is Katy Perry, and as expected, unlike what her shitty music would make you think of her, because it’s so bad, she’d have to be so good to look at, she’s rocking’ a seriously bad ass… It’s one of these wearing sweatpants with huge pantylines like a middle aged mom who has given up on having any level of sex appeal whatsoever, because she hates her fucking life, but the hundred million dollar pop star who should never been version…and I think it is safe to say…she just does this to remind us just how good she’s scammed the world..in a little fuck you idiots, Imma gonna go count my money…

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Hate It Or Love It? K. Michelle – “Can’t Raise A Man” [Video]

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Georgia May Jagger in a Bikini of the Day

You know who I have a crush on…Georgia May Jagger…not a real crush because I’ve never met her…I just like the idea of fucking Mick Jagger’s androgynous mouth in the least gay way…set on a girl…he created when he wasn’t having anal sex with David Bowie… You know, Mick, the kind of womanly man, who sang his big lips off and you’d catch yourself thinking, “if only those were on a girl, I could imagine the blow job of champions, but since it’s on Mick, I’m gonna pretend I have a boner cuz of the heavy bass, even though he’s really dainty”… You know, his daughter…a model..in her bikini…making all that ok… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Drunk Midget Shits and Pisses his Pants of the Day

I guess his little liver couldn’t handle the self hatred in being a midget that leads to alcoholism, and just makes being a midget all that much worse, because shitting your pants and walking the streets is more humiliating that having midget limbs and living the midget life…a life good for porn..but a life where you’re just a novelty people laugh at… This is some sad clown shit and I love it…it needs it’s own TV show…

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Nina Dobrev Bikini Jump of the Day

The bikini jump is probably the cheesiest of cheesy bikini pics…it reminds me of a tampon commercial or the freeze frame at the end of an 80s sitcom…but I don’t expect much creativity from some candy-coated Canadian who is famous as shit in the States, living the American dream because she booked a solid show…I mean if anything she’s a sheltered brat who has no idea what’s up…that’s why she’s producing this nonsense…but what it comes down to is that…she’s in a bikini with a bunch of friends…but cheesy or not it’s like a Facebook vacation album I would jerk off to…making it pretty fucking good enough.

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Adriana Lima for March’s Vogue Japan of the Day

Seeing models, like Adriana Lima, who were hot young babes a decade ago…but way past their prime, yet still hanging o because they still get work…even when there are way younger models willing to be way more exciting than this…but they just don’t have the brand name behind them…reminds me of watching moms lactating in the coffee shop… The glory days are over…the industry needs to realize…and here are the pics…

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Adriana Lima for March’s Vogue Japan of the Day

Miranda Kerr’s Mirror Selfie of the Day

Miranda Kerr realizes that when no one gives you work because you had sex with Bieber and kinda blacklisted yourself, tainted your image, made companies think you’re an unprofessional, unstable nightmare… You gotta get in front of the mirror, tell the haters to keep hating while telling yourself you got it all figured out and the best way to do that is in the form of a selfie…that you make less obvious by incorporating props like a stuffed animal..even if it’s clearly an excuse to stay relevant through bras… Good times.

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Rita Ora is Proud of her Spandex Pants of the Day

Rita Ora was some mixed race mutt used to replace Rihanna who I guess never had to replace Rihanna, at least not yet, and who probably won’t ever replace Rihanna, not because Rihanna is irreplaceable, but because she’s still relevant, people love her, and her unstable exhibitionist shit that makes boys beat her the fuck up still makes money…and when she does fall off…there will probably be a new Rihanna being trained to step in…leaving this one in LA all British and confused as to why she never really hit or never really mattered…But she is in leggings..and that must count for something.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Ireland Baldwin and Gigi Hadid Lesbianism of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is pretty clever…unlike other high school or college girls…she figured out that her parents are rich and that college can wait…she’s only a thin enough 6 foot tall 18 year old once…make it fucking count.. So she signed with a major modelling agency, that I am sure her family had nothing to do with, and now she tours Europe and hangs with models like this Guess model GIGI HADID …posting it as hard as she can to instagram…because she wants people to know she has friends….who are models…because by association that makes her a model…or at least someone who likes to cry for attention… Either way, I am into it.

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