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Banned Carl’s Jr Big Sausage Breakfast Ad of the DAy

I am pretty sure this is a parody of a Carl’s Jr Ad…but when parodies are properly executed, like this Big Sausage Breakfast eroticism…it is safe to say it doesn’t matter if it is the real thing or not…it’s like a good set of implants…who give a fuck if they are real or not..as long as they are smothering my motherfucking face..

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Banned Carl’s Jr Big Sausage Breakfast Ad of the DAy

Christina Milian in a Bikini of the Day

Christina Milian needs to hire a photographer to take her selfies for her…I don’t even know what I am looking at other than a fuzzy badly lit mess that may or may not involve a set of tits in a bikini…that remind me of when I am driving at night and a black guy crosses the street like he’s the fucking invisible man…only the bikini version..it’s like girl, you’re rich, buy a camera, buy the latest iPhone, shit the companies will even comp you, pay a retoucher 10 dollars, run the pic by your team before it gets put up, because there’s a way to always look amazing, and that is by photoshopping your shit..or at least taking better pics…but as a pervert…I’ll still stare…because tits in a bikini are still tits in a bikini…

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Justin Bieber and Khalil Sharieff Tag-Team Stripper, Inhale Fake Boobs: NSFW Pic!!

For a celebrity in the midst of an epic public meltdown, Justin Bieber at least going ALL IN, owning it and continually the bar when it comes to his wild antics. During a recent party, the singer and his drag race buddy Khalil Sharieff were photographed with a topless stripper, each sucking on one giant fake breast. Hey, if nothing else, you have to hand it to Justin for sharing the wealth. The stripper was hired to “perform” for Justin and his posse during a party at an L.A. recording studio, and did she ever, giving them all a taste of the action. Very literally in the case of Justin and Khalil. Talk about a mouthful. In the image, you can see the woman’s uber-classy Playboy Bunny tattoo peeking out of her underwear, which is as comically small as her boobs are huge. Sources at the soiree say the stripper looked old enough to be Justin’s mom, which may explain the two hornballs’ intense urge to breastfeed in public. Paging Pattie Mallette … your boy may have some mommy issues. Suffice it to say, Bieber is kissing more young female fans goodbye every day. It’s one thing to flip off the camera , quite another to gobble a stripper’s mammaries. Follow the link to see the pic at TMZ … but be warned, it’s NSFW.

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Kylie Minogue Spinning Properly of the Day

Like a gay man working on getting fit enough for his HIV ridden South American import he’s trying to get a work visa for…I have done a spinning class once…and I did survive… My motivation…was to be locked in a room with sweaty babes in tight clothes… What I experienced was not so many sweaty babes in tight clothes…but more fat chicks trying to be sweaty babes pig in the city….and at least one of them kept farting… What I didn’t experience was proper heels and tight dress apparel like Kylie Minogue brings… Kylie Minogue may barely exist since the cancer, but shit…she still brings it.

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Kylie Minogue Spinning Properly of the Day

Jessica Simpson Photoshopped for Jessica Simpson Brand of the DAy

Apparently Jessica Simpson in a bathing for her billion dollar Walmart brand is a big deal…everyone is talking about it… I think isn’t big on so many levels…from the amount of hours that went into the photoshop retouching…to the actually weight of each of her tits…to her hip to waist ratio…that when out of shaping bathing suits and while standing next to young hot babes you realize just how big she is… Not to mention, the fact that she heads a billion dollar brand…is as confusing to me…as the fact that I am trying to masturbate to these pics…I mean maybe because they don’t even look like Jessica Simpson anymore… All I know is skinny is better.

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Jessica Simpson Photoshopped for Jessica Simpson Brand of the DAy

Ireland Baldwin’s Orgasm Face on Instagram of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is a bit of attention seeker, but I guess who isn’t these days… You can’t even blame daddy issues, or not having a dad, or being molested by your dad for the way girls act. It’s like what used to only happen with girls who were broken on the inside, you know the slutty behavior, the putting out, the seeking male attention, you know all that good stuff that made for an insecure, even when hot, easy to manipulate subject..has gone out the window…and now all these egos, and broken girls, have merged into one massive selfie… So here is Ireland Baldwin making a name for herself, making O-Faces for instagram…who knows really why, but we’ll go with she’s just a great girl trying to have fun, and using all the tools available…because I like that angle…and I’ve learned to never talk to girls about their daddy issues, or why they crave attention, it becomes an annoying conversation that takes away from their tits.

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Ireland Baldwin’s Orgasm Face on Instagram of the Day

Some Wild and Crazy Videos of the Day

Here are a few random videos I watched and figured I’d share with you because sharing is what I fucking do…I’m nice like that in this greedy money obsessed celebrity driven world… Russian Fights on Russian TV because Russians are lunatics… The Future of Porn is going to be every creep who can’t afford a sex doll, may get a screen in the shame of a woman to smear their gentials on…. Asshole on a Bus of the Day ruining the ride for everyone… Maggot Pussy apparently caused by some new super antibiotic resistant strain of STD that rots your genitals… Delta’s 1980s Inspired In-Flight Safety Video

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10 Famous Folks Accused Of Fraud

Being a celebrity or public figure means all eyes are on you. People have to be on top of their finances, their relationship with the tax man, learn not to be shady and keep it real. When they don’t that’s when isht gets exposed. Here are 10 folks accused of fraud. Continue reading

Stella Maxwell Tits for Jason Lee Parry of the Day

Model who I follow on instagram named Stella Maxwell shot these titty for fashion pics for my Facebook friend Jason Lee Parry and some other magazine and she’s showing her little fashionista tits…and I figure I’ll post it because this is the skinny little hipster body I like…while all you people are going to call me a pedophile because she looks like a little boy or whatever…cuz you can’t handle short hair on a girl…and you prefer your girls to be fat and working at a diner…it’s ok…we are all different and some of us fuck babes, some of us fuck models, some of us trannies before they get tits while others fuck pigs in the barn….who cares look at the pics..

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Weather Man Knees Kid in the Crotch of the Day

Some dude charges at a Weather man when he is on air…weather man knees dude in the crotch…that’s pretty much all you need to see here…I guess what it comes down to is that when you see people filming a news segment, you got to do something far more creative than charging a mother fucker…I mean flash your tits, or commit suicide, or really do something substantial….getting hit in the balls is just a fucking fail…

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Weather Man Knees Kid in the Crotch of the Day